“You can’t even fit them in one picture! Assholes, right?”
In a disturbingly frank interview, Octomom Nadya Suleman single-uterusly manages to make it public record that she “hates” every single one of her 14 kids, even though I think I’ve seen her around them exactly once, and regrets even having them. So, basically, welcome to the origin story of 14 axe murderers. Via The Daily Mail:
‘I hate the babies, they disgust me,’ she told InTouch magazine. ‘My older six are animals, getting more and more out of control, because I have no time to properly discipline them.’
In a picture taken by the magazine, one child is seen eating dry-wall in her run-down home.
Suleman says that her dream of having a big family has now turned into her worst nightmare as she struggles to take care of her huge family.
‘The only way I can cope is to lock myself in the bathroom and cry. Sometimes I sit there for hours and even eat my lunch sitting on the toilet floor. Anything to get peace and quiet,’ she said.
The reality TV mother has even considered suicide.
‘Some days I have thought about killing myself. I cannot cope,’ she said.
In another breath, Suleman tries to insist that she still has love for her children, but says in hindsight she wishes that she never gave birth to any of them.
‘Obviously I love them – but I absolutely wish I had not had them,’ she said.
She then goes on to complain that her bank account is constantly overdrawn and she can’t afford her mortgage which is strange because I just assumed each time a baby is born a bag of gold coins pops out. Or no, wait, Octomom assumed that, and I went, “Wow, what a fucking idiot.” I get us confused sometimes. *takes off nursing bra* Perhaps a little too often.
Photo: Splash News
GIVE THE KIDS UP FOR ADOPTION!! There are tons of couples out there who would LOVE to have a baby/kid of their own.. don’t let the kids suffer for your own gain, you heartless wench…
She probably said that so people would get concerned for the well being of her kids and take them away from her so she wouldn’t have to deal w them anymore. She probably thought she was gonna get a Kate+8 deal reality deal, but that clearly backfired.
She seems more likely to sell the kids for profit. She’ll probably let this collapse into a Run Ronnie Run type reality show.
hey, there is a market for that.
Agree. There is no such thing as an unwanted child…someone wants them.
Can anyone call child protective services on this dumb twat!! She’s gonna drive them into a river soon!
She’ll need to make three trips.
OMG, don’t give her any ideas! She just MIGHT act on it!
What a piece of shit of a person. Take them to the fucking hospital and drop them off, then she’s off the hook and they might have the opportunity to have some kind of normal life. Good God.
Unfortunately the drop-them-at-the-hospital option is a limited time only sort of deal. You have to do it when they’re newborns, no more than 72 hours old. After that you’re stuck with them.
Until you give an interview to The Daily Mail in which you profess to hate your children and hide from them for hours, in the hope that the state will step in and do what you are clearly incapable of doing, which is give them a home and some parenting.
@Satan’s,
I think they fixed the law in Nebraska. You used to be able to take any minor child – yep, up to 17 – and do the drop at the hospital/fire department thing without consequence. People were going to Nebraska from all over the country to get rid of their unruly kids. But your point is taken.
You are absolutely correct. Her motivation is so transparent. She might as well have simply said, ” I bought a gun. I might use it on myself or the kids, just saving up to purchase the bullets.”
What I woul like to know is WHERE did she get the $100,000+ it took to make those 8 babies and I am so glad that this quack of a doctor will NEVER practice medicine again! He’s as much to blame as she is as fr as I am concerned. I guess she THOUGHT she was going to be famous. What a worthless piece of shit!
Feel very sorry for the kids who are trapped in that nightmare. Hopefully this case will help take away from the recent sensationalization of shooting out children for attention and money. Someone needs to televise the children destroying the home and the mother broken, penniless and crying in the washroom.
Unfortunately, “someone needs to televise” seldom goes hand in hand with “penniless mother” in this situation.
somebody please save those kids..
I’m surprised Angelina Jolie hasn’t swooped in with a duffel bag yet.
Second.
What a stupid cunt. Another waste of human flesh.
And she’s breathing my oxygen!
She looks like a smack head.
She is the biggest piece of shit. DFS needs to intervene and help those poor kids ASAP.
at least she spared us more bikini pics
Ah, if only survival of the fittest would hit her.
I’ll bet there’s a Latin name for whatever is wrong with her lips.
What’s Latin for “collagen”?
It’s called “alczerviki pisciora.”
I take it that’s “trout pout” in Latin then?
You know she is Arab, right?
Your face is Arab.
Oh Matrim, that was way funnier than it should have been.
On a less philanthropic note, looking at those lips, I’ll bet she gives dynamite head!
Militof cocktail at 2am through window…..done
Molotov cocktail* lol, militof
Oh, and on a side note, she was noted for doing the same thing with her first six kids. Locking herself in the bathroom and crying for six hours while other people watched her kids. She’s sick, I wish she would die.
right. shit woman. mental illness made sadder due to kids. im all for sterilization of the mentally ill.
AGREED.
Shit! There goes her nomination for Mom of the Year!
I’ll second that! This woman needs to have her legs SEWN SHUT, PERIOD!
That’s what you get for turning your vagina into a clown car and popping out a whole pre-school class in one run.. Moron.
And I’m a pretty progressive guy, so this is sort of outside my normal reaction spectrum, but seriously..this woman is disgusting. I called this shit when she first hit the news cycle. What kind of gross human being squeezes out that many kids just to get on TV.
Thank you, you just made my day.
I”m afraid we’re looking at the true impact of John n Kate make Eight…
Thanks, you save me some typing.
I have a child with muscular dystrophy. I would give anything to have him be cured. Her kids are healthy and she’s ruining their lives. I hate this bitch. I HATE this bitch.
Um, some of her kids are disabled. But I agree with you, I feel terrible for those children. Wish they would be given to parents who can actually support and love them.
Three of her kids (twins Caleb & Calissa and son Aiden) all have developmental delays. Aiden has autism. This most likely stems from Nadya’s long-term dependance on prescription drugs, which she started taking b/c of her “back injury”. She took pills (incl. but not limited to: Codeine, ibupfofen and VICODIN) throughtout all 6 pregnancies. This is not conjecture: It’s clearly noted in her medical records. She lied to doctors about being pregnant and continued to pop pills.
WTF’s son acquired his disability through no fault of his family. Nadya has never had anyone else to blame. If CPS doesn’t step in soon it may be too little, too late.
Won’t somebody please think of the children!
+20
Vicodin isn’t teratogenic… I don’t know why this was put in caps like it’s some horrible mutant-creating substance… wasn’t this bitch on hormone therapy? That sounds like a more plausible explaination for them being tards. Nature doesn’t like being fucked with.
Her fertility doctor lost his license but she still has custody. Child protective services should be on her doorstep – problem is, that’s just what she wants. God, those poor children.
Who cares if it means giving her what she wants if it’s better for the kids to be taken away from that place?
How does this bitch wear true religion jeans with her MASSIVE mortgage issues?
Who would have thought being an un-employed, talentless, attention whore would leave you unprepared to raise 14 kids?
Indeed. Sounds like a great argument for forced sterilization.
What a fucking moron. What did she expect, really?
Every time I see this whore-bag she looks more and more like a tranny blowup-doll.
i will echo the calls for this cunt to be stabbed repeatedly with the cock of satan for the sake of the kids who will all inevitably be pedophiliac predators. Thanks, Octomom! Now die, k? Thanks!
I dunno… are we really surprised?
She on purpose had eight kids when she already had six of them. I could imagine this as being logical if she were very wealthy and/or at least had someone else to help her with them (or maybe a family farm to run), but being not so wealthy and single, this doesn’t make any sense at all.
She is illogical at best. At worst she is totally f-ing crazy.
she blew money on plastic surgery to look like angelina jolie too.
Where the hell did she get the money to do this, but now cannot pay the mortgage? I don’t get it!
Hey,
If you had ,what 14 kids , you might hate all of them too.
What is ironic is that she wanted 14 kids . She’s in need of a psychiatric intervention .
She’s in need of a cinder-block to the head.
Sure is funny I heard her interviewed on Howard Stern yesterday and she said she’s doing everything she can to take care of her kids and is not welfare, she never said anything about hating her kids.
Probably because Howard would’ve ripped her a new one right on the air. I’ve heard he’s not so much of a prick IRL as he is on the radio.
Not that I think he’s that much of a prick there either.:)
Howard is a very good interviewer he can bring out/ask things that other interviewers are afraid to ask.
“The reality TV mother has even considered suicide.”
Well, hey, don’t let us stop you.
Hell, I’m willing to help her. I’ll even supply the ammo.
Better be armor piercing ammo. All that collagen in her could stop a charging pack of elephants.
Suicide is a drastic step, Nadya, and you should think twice before killing yourself. OK, thinking again? Done? Now go take the pipe!
Does the world really need another fourteen people? Let her keep them and maybe they’ll die.
wtf is wrong with you?
You’re as sick as she is! Those children have as much of a right to be born and to live as you do! You’re a psychiatric case yourself!
Some organization, (Children’s Angels? God’s Helpers?}, offered just about every single form of help for her a couple of years back. Clothes, food, daycare, et al. She didn’t even have to be on any cockamamie reality show. But it wasn’t good enough for her because there would be no monetary compensation specifically for HER personal needs. Turning down charitable endeavors because SHE wasn’t given partying cash?!! I can’t even imagine the future of those kids. I can’t even endorse killing her because the kids would be traumatized. Poor things probably love her with all their hearts.
“Hate” is too small a word for how I feel about her.
What kind of a mother is this? Does a Polar bear jump in a lake and commit suicide because one of its young is unruly? And just because you can enhance your figure it does not mean you’re better than a polar bear. They somehow have mastered that area as well.
LOL what the hell
Sounds like she’s playing the “postpartum depression” card for more money/help. So, having 14 kids you can’t afford WON’T keep you in the public eye forever… You’re no “Teen Mom” honey. Should’ve just made a sex tape like any self respecting fame whore.
She had the last kids two years ago…it’s a bit late to be crying PPD.
For once I don’t even know, please someone kill this dumb bitch.
That’s what the word “derp” would look like, if it came alive and took human form.
This is exactly the truth. She didn’t get the million dollar deal she was hoping for when she had her uterus filled to the brim so now she hates the kids.
I would think that going on record saying she hates her gets and wishes she never had them would be grounds for CPS to come in and take them away.
While they are at it….stop by that other narcissistic slop-hole Kate Gosselin and take hers to. I believe Kate did the same thing. Pumped herself full of babies in hopes to broker a TV deal.
As a mom of an only child this story makes me want to puck! I am so thankful for my son but was unable to have another child. Then comes along Nadia Suleman who has more kids then she deserves and now can’t take care of them. People like her make me sick to my stomach and it’s a shame her kids are the ones who are suffering for her stupid selfish decision. I would be happy to have 1 or even two more but you end up 14?! Makes no sense whatsoever! Those poor kids but the mom I have no sympathy for. You did this to yourself.
I’d like to cut off the head of the fertility “doctor” who agreed to implant all those fertilized eggs into a obviously mentally ill person, and stick it up on a pike.
Stick his head on a pike? You mean, a fish?
A pike /fish is not long or rigid enough.
A long wooden or steel pole, best for viewing & display.
I think he was expelled from the Jedi Order for doing that…
The standard magazine capacity of a Glock 19 is 15 rounds.
Just throwing it out there, Nadya.
Don’t forget the one in the chamber, she might need two for herself…both her brain and her heart are small targets.
that is cruel!
I blame the State of California for not taking those kids away from this whack job right away.
She is mentally unstable and has no right raising one child, much less 14.
Venom, you are absolutely right,and by the way whats going on with her upper lip theses days?
Her doctor…they pulled his license? Say ‘yes’.
Indeed.
If ever there was an appropriate time to use the C-word, it’s here…..You stupid cunt. Wow, who’d have thought that having 14 kids would make your life tougher? Why don’t you go out to the bars some more and pose for the lowest rung of paparazzi, who are probably just days away from sucking the barrels of their guns, once they realize their life is now taking pictures of a freak who shat out a bunch of kids.
Social Services should have yanked those children just on the basis that “Mommy” was pimping them for a reality TV show right from the start. And now, the poor kids get to grow up and read on the internet that “Mommy hates them..”
Somewhere a fertility doctors license should be revoked permanently….
It was revoked, from what I understand.
Wow!! I have two kids, got pregnant again and knew I couldn’t be a good and sane mother to three on my own so out of LOVE I gave my youngest up for adoption before she was born to a WONDERFUL family. I can’t imagine on my worst day saying I hate my kids or thinking of killing myself because of them. Mine act like animals because I allowed it at a young age because of my guilt of theory absent father. Maybe if she didn’t lock herself in a bathroom she could get them under control. I can’t believe a human being would say such things. ANIMALS live their own children more than her…what a shame. Those poor children.
Here’s to not thinkin’ shit through.
Don’t feel bad, we hate you & your kids too.
Took the words right out of my mouth.
Wow, she must have been impregnated from the rear.
You ingnorant fucking pig! How could you ever say something so incredibly disgusting!!!!
This is why it’s important to have your pets spayed or neutered.
Euthanasia could have also been an option.
I’m pretty sure her kids hate her, too. Maybe they can form a child army, Brangelooney style, and take this bitch out. She is obviously an attention whore looking for an excuse to stay relevant and since her vagina threw up the white flag, popping more victims… I mean babies, out isn’t an option. I say we force her to keep the kids and deal with her poor decisions. I mean, what’s 14 more fucked up people in the world?
Sort of a remake of “Lord of the Flies”, huh?
Gross Face. Enough said.
What a nasty woman!
Would it be trademark infringement to refer to her from now on as “Octopussy?)
Infringement wouldn’t be a problem, since she’d have to be called “Quattuordecimpussy”.
Oh get over yourselves if you had 14 kids youd hate them too
WHOOSH