Why is Octomom Herding All Of Her Kids Toward The Sea?

July 6th, 2011 // 85 Comments

Oh, shit, she saw the Casey Anthony verdict. Octo-babies, no, wait, the cookies are chloroform! THE COOKIES ARE CHLOROFORM!

Photo: Pacific Coast News


  1. w

    Amazing, thank you, Superficial writer. ily

    • So does she hate them or not? I’m confused.

      Ohhhh…I get it. It was a staged photo-op to deflect the “hate” comments.

      “Nothing to see here CPS! See…I love these little piggy banks with all my plastic heart.”

      • Jovy

        Or… OR just stay with me on this one….she never said those things in the first place *gasp* I know, that logic blows you away doesn’t it?

      • Blech

        Jovy, she said them. She’s not suing InTouch because she’s fucking guilty, that psycho. She’ s gonna be the next Casey Anthony, except she’ll spend a longer time in jail.

      • @Jovy

        right……and I bet you believe Casey Anthony is innocent as well.

      • LOLOLA

        In Touch says they stand behind the story. Nadya says she won’t sue. Read between the lines. Wonder what other photos they have (besides a child eating drywall).

  2. Octomom Bikini
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    Just what the hell is she doing with that poor kid??

  3. Octomom Bikini
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  4. Octomom Bikini
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    This makes me sad. They all want a turn. She’ll probably start swinging, knocking them all to the ground and laugh as they cry.

  5. DM

    Notice no floaties or swim rings… “Accidental drowning” Thanks Baez for the great idea!

  6. Wait, are those kids all from different sperm or something? I would only have guessed that two of them are hers. Maybe there is hope for the rest of them.

  7. Now that baby murder is legal…INTO THE SEA WITH YOU ALL!!! Hate You!!

  8. “That’s right kids…first one to find an old condom full of live sperm gets a Popsicle.”

  9. DeucePickle

    The more important question is, where are the other 3 ?

  10. Is she in Florida?

  11. Octomom Bikini
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  12. Mitch

    Shouldn’t she be working to help support the litter or am I just old fashioned? I mean, her home is about to foreclose and she is spending the day at the beach.

    This is exactly why this country is doomed.

  13. Sean G

    “It seems a shame” the Walrus said,
    “To play them such a trick,
    After we’ve brought them out so far,
    And made them trot so quick!”

  14. Octomom Bikini
    Turd Ferguson
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  15. Octomom Bikini
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    if she only had a different face…

  16. Octomom Bikini
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    Meet the new face of Uncle Sam. We’re doomed.

  17. Octomom Bikini
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    trying to smother it with her enormous octo-boob, from the looks of it…

  18. Octomom Bikini
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    Omg, there’s only 7! Where’s number 8?

  19. Damn. It is WWII Saipan Island all over again…

  20. Are they in Florida, by any chance?

  21. S'up Bitches!

    Looks more like an Andrea Yates situation to me,minus the bible thumping asshole husband.

  22. Venom

    Fuck Casey Anthony. Now all these psycho bitches will think they can kill their kids and get away with it.

  23. Octomom Bikini
    still hit it
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    jack daniels doesn’t make enough whiskey to make her look good

  24. Octomom Bikini
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    “Fly my prettys, FLY… fly to your watery graves”

  25. Octomom Bikini
    Nobody's Second Cousin
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    I still count only 7 here. Where are the rest? Hmmmm?

  26. Octomom Bikini
    Nobody's Second Cousin
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    ooopsie, found #8. Now we’re only missing the others.

  27. blah

    Not a single one of those kids is smiling or laughing, in any of the pictures. I wonder if they ever do.

  28. Rough was not in Malibu over the weekend

    As we goof on octoflaps, scientists are busy developing new ideas on how to quickly repopulate the earth post and almost complete annahilation by the cosmic rock.

  29. Octomom Bikini
    Holy Shit.
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    Now that’s an army to strike fear in the hearts of pretty much anybody with a uterus.

    • Helen36

      ITA.Thats just rediculous.Im a mother of 3 and this image makes me want to have a histerectomy and cut off my husbands penis.Thats scary shit right there.

  30. Octomom Bikini
    Famous Plastic
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    Ugh, the super pulled plastic surgery tummy always grosses me out…

  31. Octomom Bikini
    Famous Plastic
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    Those poor f^*&ing kids.

  32. Octomom Bikini
    Famous Plastic
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    Kids crying. Mom posing for the hired paparrazi. That’s just sad.

  33. They’re filming for a new reality tv series called “Darwin’s Law”.

  34. St Brangie


  35. Octomom Bikini
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    I GET IT. She wants to bury them in the sand. How FUN–

    Wait. Noo, don’t bury them in the sand!

  36. Octomom Bikini
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    Toxo, there’s supposed to be only one kid at a time on the swing. You’re doing it wrong. Two people are only allowed on the same swing in pornos.

  37. the captain

    ……………………drowning half of them.

  38. Octomom Bikini
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    The mother sea turtle lays hundreds of eggs in the sand. Months later and under the cover of moonlight the hatchlings will make the treacherous journey across the sand to the ocean. Most will be eaten by predators, but the few that make it will continue the cycle.

  39. bitingontinfoil

    One word: LEMMINGS!

  40. Octomom Bikini
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    why doesnt she just open up her own “its a small world’ type thing already?? do all 8 have a different dad or what? bitch really is trying to make angelina jolie jealous….

  41. Well, I’ll give her this… when was the last time you saw Kate Gosselin with her kids?

  42. Octomom Bikini
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    You can see “Issues” written all over her face and in those Crazy Eyes!! WoW, Sad, what chance @ a Normal life will these little Tots ever have?? Niente-Zero!!

  43. scott

    I dont think she hates her kids, just hates the stress thats involved, thats life,one woman and 13 kids is not an easy thing for anyone to handle, at least she will never be alone.

    • Then she needs to say that she hates the stress not the kids.

      “I hate the babies, they disgust me”
      “‘My older six are animals”
      “Obviously I love them – but I absolutely wish I had not had them”

  44. Kodos

    Looks like NatGeo special where the little turtles head for the sea after they hatch…

    ..or is it the one where they babies run away to avoid being eaten by the mother?

  45. Octomom Bikini
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    Yes,the kids havent exactly been born into the lap of a wonderful,loving home where they will each get individual attention and one on one time with their mom,good educations etc..but you have to admit that having 14 kids is not easy.I have 3 and at the end of the day Im EXSAUSTED (physically and mentally),so I can only imagine what it must be like to have 14 kids (8 of which are under the age of 4) running around and screaming all day.Just looking at these pics made me hyperventilate.
    I dont doubt that she has serious regrets and wonders what the heck she was thinking…what mom has never had a really shitty day and thought “OMG! What on earth did I have kids for again??”.We all have.Of course,its much better to out on a happy face,slap on some make up,have a glass of wine and pretend that everything is just peachy isnt it?? Kids are HARD WORK.They´ll suck your body and mind dry and spit out the peices lol.

  46. Octomom Bikini
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    Thats just a rediculous amount of kids right there..No way.
    There´s no way that she gets any sleep and her house must look like a tornado just whizzed through it all the time.Not a situation I envy at all.There is such thing as too many kids.She´ll end up killing herself.

  47. Octomom Bikini
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    The green one is very clingy :/

  48. lili

    They’re filming for a new reality tv series called “Darwin’s Law”.

    Joke’s on us, because most normal people in the rich world are having one or two, and even in the poorest parts of Asia and Africa they average six amongst the backwoods villagers.

    But this lady has 13. Darwin’s law indeed… who’s got the genes out there?

  49. WMR

    Gosh, what a gorgeous little tribe! If she cannot give each the love they all deserve, I hope they can do so to one another. I can’t believe child development psychologists are not all over this–i.e. paying HER to let them observe her tribe! God be with them!

  50. Belle Starr

    Octo got an above ground pool and Casey Anthony is her new babysitter….hmmm, stress problem solved.

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