It’s Octomom In A Bikini Because I Hate You

By: The Superficial / June 26, 2012

Presumably to promote her self-exploration cinema spectacular, or the now-cancelled stripper gig to promote said spectacular, here’s Octomom in Palm Beach posing for some just-released canned bikini pics. And if you’re looking at these going, “My God, who would have sex with this?” Dudes. Dudes will have sex with this. We’re disgusting. TMZ reports:

36-year-old Nadya Suleman arrived at LAX moments ago and her new boyfriend Frankie G picked her up outside. Frankie — a 23-year-old amateur bodybuilder — even gave her a peck on the lips when she arrived.
Sources tell us the couple’s been dating about two months and it’s getting serious — but the best part … when we asked Octo how they met … the burgeoning porn star replied, “Through church.” She wasn’t kidding either.

PASTOR: Dear Heavenly Father, as I come before you to prepare this week’s sermon, please fill me with your holy guidance and wisdo-
GOD: “Holy guidance and wisdom?!” Motherfucker, you let Octomom into my house. OCTOMOM. Comin’ in here after flickin’ her bean, all pickin’ up bodybuilders and shit. Bitch, you lucky I don’t give you leprosy!

(I bet you had no idea God talks exactly like Gwyneth Paltrow. I was surprised, too.)

Photos: Pacific Coast News