Scott Stapp Won’t Vote For Obama. October Surprise, Bitches!

October 2nd, 2012 // 44 Comments
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Because if there’s one thing people who watch FOX News probably love, it’s Creed, so Scott Stapp stopped by Fox & Friends this morning where he revealed that he voted for Obama in 2008, but won’t this year because he found his administration “ineffective” and “a lot of promises but no real delivery.” Except he’s not endorsing Mitt Romney either, so read into this as both campaigns paid him the exact same amount of money to say he’s not voting for their guy with neither one making any promises to unbloat his face. That said, if you’re hoping for some sort of poignant teardown of Obama, you should probably prepare yourself for Scott Stapp clearly being out of his element and saying “in my house” (Read: “Jesus put me in charge!”) he calls the recession “the correction” that’s going to bring about a great change because he once got drunk and threw a bottle of Orangina at his wife’s face, so he knows things, man. He knows things.

h/t Gawker

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  1. Snack pack

    Scott Stapp saying he won’t vote for Obama is like A&F giving Snookie clothes from Hollister.

  2. I don’t think of the following things when I think of Scott Stapp: Foreign, domestic, economic policy, music, hygiene, and heterosexuality.

  3. Jamie

    He dresses and styles his hair like a magician.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      jesus was a magician.

      • Sven Golly

        Jesus was the best magician ever. He could saw an apostle in half WITHOUT a box then presto! put the two halves back together. Once on April Fool’s Day he sawed Simon Peter in two and then stuck the top half back on facing backwards. What a prankster!

      • I'm Jesus Christ

        …and I endorse this comment.

  4. USDA Prime McBeef

    The only thing worse than god rock is thinly veiled god rock that passes into the mainstream.

    Oh and god rap. that’s worse than god rock.

  5. sandycakes

    fucking idiot. & homely. blech.

  6. The only good god rock band ever was King’s X. When Doug Pinnick and his 12 string bass talks about his vote, I’ll care.

  7. Feugman

    Why couldn’t this guy have committed live suicide on FoxNews? That would be entertaining.

  8. “Oh, I really, really care what this guy thinks!”–NO ONE

    Give me a fuckin’ break. Opinions are like assholes–some are more irrelevant & stinkier than others.

  9. zomgbie

    tune in fox news tomorrow when guest tim peeler from north carolina gives us his views of why romney will be a great president.

  10. Joe

    Ugh.

    He looks like Tim B^Uckley.

    That same mouth-breathing, eyes-too-close-together look to them…

  11. Visible Ink

    Celebrities. Where would we be without their advice on politics, economy, child care, hair style, pretty colors… Please tell me he has an opinion on should men comb the hair on their ball sack left or right. It’s important.

  12. mrsmass

    this guy thinks he’s still relevant? was he ever?

  13. Deacon Jones

    Whew, he really went down in the looks department huh?

    I guess binge drinking and drug-fueled sexcapades ARE good for you…..

  14. Kodos

    *mark that under who gives a shit

  15. Arlene

    Holy Hell! He must have aged 20 years in the last five. He looks like Dom Deluise, except Dom actually had a personality.

  16. Tronald Dump

    I’d still take it over a naked Madonna.

    • Tronald Dump

      Anybody who thinks listening to this jackass is worse than seeing that reanimated corpse show us her dessicated body is insane

  17. Jill

    Aren’t there a ton of stories circulating about Fox News trying to find your average American voter who voted fro Obama in 08 but is now disenchanted? I think Scott Stapp answered that casting callI.

  18. Zoe

    Wtf happened to his face and his hair????!!!

    he was so finnnneee when creed was a® hot rock group… he looks greasy now… like he’s been up all ni

  19. Who the f*ck IS this douche?? I never heard of this band, but this guy is as dumb as a bag of hammers

  20. Anastasia Beaverhausen

    Remember that time 311 kicked his ass? That was awesome.

  21. Bob

    Wait…
    Scott Stapp’s still alive?

  22. Bionic_Crouton

    He is irrelevant! The only thing he can influence is his blood/alcohol level.

  23. See Alice

    What’s an Obama ?

  24. Scott Stapp is about 10 years past who gives a fuck.

  25. mike

    Scott Amen Brother

  26. nowon_yuno

    Smartest thing he has done or said in years. Why is everyone so surprised a “celebrity” isnt going to vote for him? Not all celebs are vapid liberals

  27. Devilish Diva

    Is this the guy who was in the band Bleed, as in made my ears bleed. Oh, Creed. OK, whatever. Shitty music from when I was a kid.
    Yeah, if I want trenchant political analysis, I’ll get it from a douchebag has-been.

  28. lori

    Brilliant, hilarious writeup! Okay. Going back to read it again. Hahahhahaha!!!!

  29. Who cares? This tool is just trying to stay relevant.

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