Obama Hates The Kardashians

October 19th, 2011 // 72 Comments

While a lot people have a laundry list of complaints about Barack Obama let it never be said the man’s not a decent father trying to raise his daughters right. And by raise his daughters right, I mean keeping them entirely shielded from the Kardashians and their golden shower famewhore express of a TV show. Via iVillage:

Like most moms, Mrs. Obama regulates television and screen time. The first daughters are not allowed to watch television or be on the computer during the week unless it is related to schoolwork and they can watch limited television on weekends. Are any shows off limits? “Barack really thinks some of the Kardashians — when they watch that stuff — he doesn’t like that as much,” said the First Lady, “but I sort of feel like if we’re talking about it, and I’m more concerned with how they take it in — what did you learn when you watched that. And if they’re learning the right lessons, like, that was crazy, then I’m like, okay.

And that’s why Michelle Obama is awesome. “Alright, girls, what did we learn from watching the Kardashians? Bitches be crazy. That’s right.” But on a serious note, while most political scholars believe the Tea Party is causing the greatest fracture between moderate Republicans and the batshit fringe, I like to believe this will be the defining issue that separates the party into two distinct groups: Those who can set aside partisan beliefs for the sake of logic and reason and say, “Okay, Obama’s right on this one,” and those who are forcing their kids to watch Kourtney & Kim marathons as we speak because a good Republican always does the exact opposite of what the black huju president says. In related news, sales of Peeing On Your Lover For Dummies have skyrocketed in red states leaving publishers struggling to meet demands. “Once Texas added it to its school curriculum, we’ve been behind ever since.”

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  1. Frank Burns

    I would prefer a president too busy to know who the kardashians are . . . instead, on one of the morning newsy-type shows, I see a clip of Obama talking to teenage girls about Justin Beiber.

    • The fact that the First Lady took the time to answer such a stupid question about such a worthless family (which is only going to give them more notoriety), shows where our priorities are as a society.

      • Richard McBeef

        historically, the first lady’s role is provide commentary on baking and kitchen related things. this isn’t something new.

      • m

        Bahahahahaha, okay hypocrite.

      • noone

        Well, the Kardashians make a lot of money and are all over the media. As a mom, you can’t ignore this type of stuff because your kids are exposed to it constantly. I don’t think she talked about it enough and I wish more people with influence would talk about it as well. I know a lot of people on here think it is not important, but maybe should think about it a little more. Just consider this, if EVERYBODY wanted to be like the Kardashians, how would that effect the other issues that you guys think Mrs. Obama should be talking about instead?? and…how would things be if LESS people idolized them?

    • lily

      why should the obamas talk about the widespread unemployment and growing national debt, when they can talk about more important things like kim kardashian!?! guranteed he knows more about her than being president

      • j-sin

        So,,,you’d prefer the president not be connected to the common person? Isn’t that what most people whined about past presidents? They were too disconnected from people?

    • Simon Trent - Holmes

      Why would The President stoop to commentary about a piss – whore and her whore sisters ?
      Is there no decorum in this country ? Does The President and The First Lady have any idea how to comport themselves public – wise ?

      • j-sin: Well that’s exactly it. The “common person” is an idiot, so no, I’d rather have him not “connected” to them.

      • m

        bianca – your comments have never seemed particularly brainy, either.

      • Lack of a Better Term

        Isn’t this actually a quote made by the first lady that shows she and the President take an interest in their children?

      • TomFrank

        Lack of a Better Term raises an excellent point. It may be argued that the President of the United States should not be familiar with the Kardashians. However, if Sasha and Malia Obama are actually watching them on the TV, then it’s probably for the better that their parents know who they are and can guide their judgment accordingly.

    • Rebecca

      SO do expect the president to be blind to the world? The Kardashians are EVERYWHERE. How can anyone even remotely connected to current society not know of the Kardashians? It’s not like he said “I don’t want my daughters getting little yorkies and prancing around in 4 inch stilletos” Just because he knows of them doesn’t mean he sits down and watches their show… I mean come on now. Our president still has to be a father.

      • just sayin'

        You’re all missing the point. This was yet another puff-piece intended to shore up our pseudo-king’s approval ratings. And it was nauseating, as usual, just like that phony “beer summit” last week where he didn’t even bother to order a domestic brew.

        They have nothing of substance to report, so it’s onto what a great family man he is, alongside his James Brown doppelganger of a wife. The whole thing makes me want to puke.

      • Akare

        So you are saying he doesn’t like DOMESTIC BREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How dare he!
        Bring the torches…

      • just sayin'

        Hey Akare, you thick dolt, don’t you think the President of the United States should be supporting, oh, AMERICAN COMPANIES when posing for a photo-op? He is sitting with supposedly unemployed union workers, who all got Buds (which have red/white/blue labels, btw!), and there is the dear leader, drinking a product from Ireland, for fuck’s sake. It’s embarrassing.

    • Geor

      You got it Frank, what does it say about his priorities when he even knows who this bat-shit family is or the fact they are getting paid to “act” like idiots. Perhaps he’s looking into other ways to create millions of jobs for people, we all get our own non-reality show and the pinheads in Hollywood pay us millions. Sounds sweet to me seeing how millions get spend on the crap Hollywood produces nowadays.

      • Really

        Minor problem, JS: Budweiser isn’t American, either. It was bought by a Belgian company a few years ago. And let’s face it, if he were holding a Sam Adams, people would complain that he was pandering.

      • Blech

        Connecting with younger generations means bringing up shows like the Jersey Shore and Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

        Sad, but true. Those of us who don’t keep up with this junk? We’re rare exceptions.

  2. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    “Where? Where is there a pee stain that Ray J lef—oh, ha ha, very funny.”

  3. Cock Dr

    She’ll be adding earlobe reconstructive surgery to her growing list of cosmetic procedures.
    Unless she’s doing that on purpose so she can squeeze dicks into another couple holes. Perhaps she’s nostalgic for the stretch of an untried opening.

  4. at least these wooly cunts wont be on tv forever

  5. Perry King

    This stupid cunt is why the word “cunt” exists

  6. go

    The Kardashians exist in the media because “uncle Oj” savagely murdered two Americans. Kimbo made a piss porno and sold it. Pimpmomma a greedy and ambitious old slore partnered up with Semencrust (Echannel ran constant Oj coverage from mid 90s to 2007) to whore out her trained whore daughters. To keep the buzz going they spew out gems like the benefits of putting mayo on their vaginas. The old battle axe even partnered up with Shapiro on Shoedazzle. The entire family exploits the murders of Nicole and Ron.

  7. Deacon Jones

    Hey Kim (aka Piggy),

    You’re starting to look like one of those fat drag queens that struts out on stage to Ru Paul’s “Covergirl”

  8. Roughing is in the bill of rights

    What an elitist, this Obama. Couldnd he just say id bang a whore but I would let my daughters turn out like one. This adage been around since the beginning of time.

  9. j-sin

    Does Fish know the First Daughters don’t actually speak ghetto? FISH BE RACIST!

    • Who would know?
      Do they speak english?

      • Considering they’re the children of two lawyers and attended very good schools before he became president and undoubtedly still receive world class educations, I’d say yes they speak English…probably better than you or I.

        Well definitely you, but probably me.

    • Darnell "The Truth " Jackson

      You barely speak English based on how you compose sentences , or actually don’t compose complete sentences. I can see you have the command of written English at he first of second grade level. Why don’t you go back to school so someday , you can understand Big People concepts and have a modicum of critical thinking

  10. Roughing is in the bill of rights


  11. Everybody knows watching t.v takes away from Teleprompter Training 101.

  12. cc

    I knew there was something wrong with this family…she has the ‘Eye of Sauron’ on each ear!

  13. Dude of Dudes

    If that article title isnt a campaign winning slogan I dont know what is.

  14. Deli

    This is the best and funniest news item of the day!

  15. forrest gump

    let’s be honest: SHE AIN’T EXACTLY A ROLE MODEL.
    but at least she is trying!!

  16. sickoflibfucks

    Lulz at the useful idiots that allow Obama to play them. I mock them and look upon them with pity.

  17. leo cocksuckerian

    Who can blame him?

  18. just sayin'

    Question: when has any other President called out private citizens, no matter how lame or deranged, for public ridicule?? Can you give me one other example??

    Oh, right, there was that time Obama made a crack about Jessica Simpson’s weight. But other than that time??

    He’s a real pro. A statesman. Yeah, that.

    • just sayin'

      Oh wait! There was that time he made a crack about looking like he was in the Special Olympics. Besides that.

    • Akare

      True, GWB was only able to communicate trough monkey sign language. A true gentleman!

    • KJ

      You are so fucking stupid.

      President made no comment about the, Michelle is the one who commented on the show..she said the president doesn’t like his daughters watching when the interviewer brought it up.

      Does anyone on this site know how to fucking read? WTF

      FYI, you are so fucking dumb. Watch that video with the Jessica Simpson crap..the president simply read what the cover of the magazine to Matt Lauer when he held up the magazine.

      God you guys are so stupid

  19. Danny Burke

    Finally , something the President and I agree on !

  20. Alicia

    The Obama’s are talking about raising their children, ffs. I’m neither for or against Obama, nor do I give a flying fuck about politics, but the fact the President and First Lady openly said they do NOT let their children watch the Whoredashians TV show is a good thing! Maybe other parents will stop and say “hmmm, the President and First Lady don’t approve of this for their kids, so maybe I shouldn’t either”. And to others, stop saying Obama should concentrate on other shit. These are his DAUGHTERS! He has every damn right to be as involved in their lives as possible. When you have kids (or if you already do), I’d like to see how you’d react to someone telling you that you should be more concerned about your job than your family.

    • TheDevilYouKnow

      Agree totally. That said, do you honestly expect the jackasses that just HAVE to bash the POTUS on every little thing to not whine and complain about a topic that the First Lady answered? No matter what she said or claimed that Obama said, they’re going to find fault. They just wanna bitch and call people who disagree with them “libtards”.

    • noone

      Nicely said.

  21. Sycophant

    Maybe Obama can start going after other dumb-ass reality some what stars. starting with jersey shore!!

  22. lisa

    BARACK OBAMA AND HIS WIFE are close friends wtih BEYONCE AND JAY Z,, let me remind you about the BIG PIMPING jay z who’s songs are about exploiting women and calling them bitches and hoess.. his wife BEYONCE who is a satanist, who danced for the Terrorist GADAFI for 2 million dollars. And not to mention that most of her videos are her shaking her gangser thugish ass in some skanky clothes that children watch and sing to.. SO GET A REALITY CHECK OBAMA…

    BAD EXAMPLES of people are all over the US.. and that includes the DISNEY KIDS, who skank up, or slash their hands and have mental breakdowns… most of whom his own kids have access to..

  23. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    rotten cunt inside and out, so no surprises here she wears fur

  24. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    kim is a rotten bitch inside and out, so no surprises here she wears fur.

  25. haaaa.

    So they’re friends with Jay-Z and Beyonce who are famous because they worked hard to get to where they are right now. That BIG PIMPIN Jay-Z who is one of the most successful people on this planet and his wife Beyonce who I’m so sure is a satanist. It’s people like you who make me thank my lucky stars we have don’t have that freak of nature Sarah Palin in office. Pretty sure the Obama children wont be getting knocked up at 16 since I mean afterall, those Kardashian whores are clearly sending out the wrong message. Welcome to 2011 where sex does sell, it always has since Marilyn Monroe and Audrey Hepburn were where the Kardashians are now.

  26. Lola

    No one should be watching these skank ass bitches, least of all children!

  27. Cardinal Fang

    If Obama disapproves, maybe I respect these girls a little more.

  28. jessie

    she has no neck

  29. Archies_Leach

    There’s a terrible and horrific place in hell awaiting Ryan Seacrest.

  30. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim, you are the most beautiful woman in the world !!!

  31. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim, you are the most beautiful woman in the world !!!

  32. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim, you are the most beautiful woman in the world !!!

  33. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim, you are the most beautiful woman in the world !!!

  34. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim, you are the most beautiful woman in the world !!!

  35. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    The most beautiful woman in the world…

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