Obama Hates The Kardashians

While a lot people have a laundry list of complaints about Barack Obama let it never be said the man’s not a decent father trying to raise his daughters right. And by raise his daughters right, I mean keeping them entirely shielded from the Kardashians and their golden shower famewhore express of a TV show. Via iVillage:

Like most moms, Mrs. Obama regulates television and screen time. The first daughters are not allowed to watch television or be on the computer during the week unless it is related to schoolwork and they can watch limited television on weekends. Are any shows off limits? “Barack really thinks some of the Kardashians — when they watch that stuff — he doesn’t like that as much,” said the First Lady, “but I sort of feel like if we’re talking about it, and I’m more concerned with how they take it in — what did you learn when you watched that. And if they’re learning the right lessons, like, that was crazy, then I’m like, okay.

And that’s why Michelle Obama is awesome. “Alright, girls, what did we learn from watching the Kardashians? Bitches be crazy. That’s right.” But on a serious note, while most political scholars believe the Tea Party is causing the greatest fracture between moderate Republicans and the batshit fringe, I like to believe this will be the defining issue that separates the party into two distinct groups: Those who can set aside partisan beliefs for the sake of logic and reason and say, “Okay, Obama’s right on this one,” and those who are forcing their kids to watch Kourtney & Kim marathons as we speak because a good Republican always does the exact opposite of what the black huju president says. In related news, sales of Peeing On Your Lover For Dummies have skyrocketed in red states leaving publishers struggling to meet demands. “Once Texas added it to its school curriculum, we’ve been behind ever since.”

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