- Of course Jennifer Aniston‘s engagement ring is a giant monolith visible from Brad Pitt‘s French villa. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jordan Carver went to Oktoberfest. Yes. [theCHIVE]
- Jay-Z decided to take the subway this weekend. Here’s how that went. [Dlisted]
- The Pug Avengers are why we have an Internet. (They’re banging, right?) [BuzzFeed]
- Arianny Celeste is tweeting bikini pics again. [Popoholic]
- Bristol Palin threw a hissy fit on Dancing With The Stars last night and I just stopped for a minute to think why she’s even a person I know about. You’re gonna want to not do that. [TooFab]
- Candice Swanepoel in lingerie, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]
- Steven Seagal is faster than he’s ever been. But just in case, he brought this gun. [FilmDrunk]
- Barbara Palvin is the Victoria’s Secret model we should really start paying more attention to. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Chris Brown wants Karrueche Tran back already. “Her face was so soft to the touch. And by touch I mean punch, ” he probably said. [IDLYITW]
- Here’s what Christopher Walken looks like as a cat, and if someone combined this with the Pug Avengers the Internet would literally fold in on itself. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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Who?
Looks like a ‘Noureen’.
Looking good!
I don’t think she cares for our attentions.
That makes it even better.
She’s got a smokin bod but that face looks angry. Like she’s always bitching about something…
How are YOU doing?!
as for the Other News, I went to a local Rennasaince Festival and there were MANY more attractive and busty women that Jordan Carver. Many more.
She is super hot, I was wondering how she was not on the radar yet on these sites. Her sister is just as hot too.
I just did a Wolf whistle…
in my pants.
“Oh, hey, I love A Fish Called Wanda, too. Ready to fuck?”
Does that nose come with the sunglasses?
Noureen DeWulf? Where do they come up with these names. Scrabble?
Damn you Ryan Miller!
This woman is as sexy as they cum. That body is awesome.
That is NICE.
With an ass like that, why isn’t she doin porn? I would wreck that repeatedly
Assuming the position.
If this was MY daughter? I know a loevly spot between Theriot and Dularge for a father-in-law / son-in-law fishing trip. There would be a tragic accident, and two weeks later the body would be found and we’d have a crab boil.