North West Will Have To Work For What She Wants
Posted by Photo Boy
The Superficial’s Theory of Kardashian, which states “Upon the opening of the mouth, utter bullshit shall spew forth until said mouth closes or is rendered unintelligible by oral processes related to the filming of interracial pornography,” so we already know that when Bos Optimum, or Kim Kardashian, as the humans who arrogantly ignore her bovine royalty title refer to her, says that North West will have a job at some point in her life, we can disregard that as just the cud talking. Via E! Online:
“I was saying that earlier to my friends, ‘I wonder what [North’s] first job is gonna be.’ And they were like, ‘What? She’s gonna have a job?’ and I was like, ‘Are you kidding me? Of course she is,'” she told the publication. “She will have to work for what she wants.”
There’s more about how Kim always had to “save up” for stuff that she wanted as a kid and trust me you guys, I’m trying really fucking hard not to make a sex worker joke about a baby here, especially in light of this horrific mess, so I’ll go with the only way this mythical job interview could possibly go:
INTERVIEWER: It says here you’re interested in film. Do you have experience in this area?
NORTH WEST: You could say my family has had success in the medium.
INTERVIEWER: Anything I would have seen?
NORTH WEST: My mother had a viral hit years ago.
INTERVIEWER: Oh no, your mother isn’t Kim Kardashian is she?
NORTH WEST: NO! Uh…uh..remember ‘Two Girls One Cup’? She was one of them.
INTERVIEWER: Oh wonderful, when can you start?