North West. The Bastards Actually Named The Kid North West.

Because announcing it Thursday night would guarantee dominance of the generally slow Friday news cycle, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have confirmed that, yes, they are in fact stupid enough to name their daughter North West. No middle name, just North West. E! News reports:

A source close to the couple confirms to E! News that the girl’s name is North West, with no middle name.
According to a source, “They will call her Nori for short!”

In the not-too-distant future…

“I can’t believe I’m having a baby! Now be honest with me, mom, how bad is it being pregnant?”
“I named you North once they got you out of me.”
“Oh. Oh, JESUS.”

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