No Dang Ol’ Miley Cyrus Side Boob Gits Left Behind And Other News

- So, wait, Ethan Hawke was really Mark McGrath this whole time? Mind. Blown. [Lainey Gossip]

- Rihanna bathing in a tub, anyone? [Dlisted]

- The dresses never looked happier. [theCHIVE]

- Selena Gomez looks sober. [Just Jared]

- So the Internet had a field day with those Beyonce pics her publicist didn’t want you to see. [BuzzFeed]

- Isabeli Fontana in lingerie will wake you right the fuck up. [Popoholic]

- And so will Mayra Saurez in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Brandi Glanville is going to be an Oscars correspondent? Jesus… [TooFab]

- This deserves a click just for the phrase “bear trap vagina.” [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Does it feature Matthew McConaughey as the owner of a male strip club in Florida? Then Side Effects can blow me. [FilmDrunk]

- Some dude from Storage Wars committed suicide, but don’t worry it wasn’t Barry. I wouldn’t have come in today. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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