Good Morning, Nikki Leigh, And Other News

- The time Daniel Day-Lewis made Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart look fucking ridiculous is my favorite story already. [Lainey Gossip]

- Draco Malfoy has spectacular breasts. Why didn’t anyone tell me? [Dlisted]

- Jessica Nigri is your Chivette of The Week. [theCHIVE]

- Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal is your new meme. [BuzzFeed]

- Ke$ha has cornrows now. Why not? [tooFab]

- Selena Gomez’s new single requires promotional photos. I’ll allow it. [Popoholic]

- American Idol is firing everybody this time. Including Randy Jackson. [IDLYITW]

- Barbara Palvin did not have sex with Justin Bieber. I refuse to believe it. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Gwyneth Paltrow’s giant gate is pissing off her neighbors. [Celebslam]

- Kimberly Garner’s in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Betty Ford wants to put Lindsay in the same room as her parents. That should end well. [Amy Grindhouse]

- SLC Punk is getting a sequel. Okay… [FilmDrunk]

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