Nicole Kidman has babies coming out of her vagina!

July 7th, 2008 // 47 Comments

Nicole Kidman, who I completely forgot was pregnant, gave birth to baby girl Sunday Rose Kidman Urban this morning. This is Nicole’s first child and Keith Urban’s as well. Her two children with Tom Cruise are adopted and creepy Scientologists, so they don’t count. Us Magazine reports:

The baby weighed 6 pounds, 7 ounces.
“Husband Keith was by Nicole’s side and mother and baby are very well,” the rep said.

I have to admit Keith and Nicole do look happy. He’s also not hung up on her size like a certain knee-high Thetan. (Yeah, I’m looking at you Travolta!) If Tom Cruise were in these pictures he’d be wearing a jetpack and yelling “Look at me! I’m tall too! You can’t legally declare someone a midget! I wear big boy pants! WHEE!” Then he’d get caught in a spider web.

Congrats to Nicole, Keith and Sunday Rose!

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Comments (47)

  1. syn | July 7, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    That will be a gorgeous child.

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  2. conscience_found | July 7, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    6lbs 7oz she could have done it at home and then split some firewood.

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  3. Mal Gusto | July 7, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    Spider web…that’s a good one.

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  4. Sportsdvl | July 7, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    Nicole could’ve done soooo much better than that drug addict. Of course, he is a step up from the midget she used to be married too. But seriously, you’d think she’d find better than any of those idiots.

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  5. Dumdidum | July 7, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    I like the pic where she touches her crotch. Quite ladylike.

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  6. sportsdvl | July 7, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    Congrats Nicole and Keith!

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  7. I Spel and Gramer Good | July 7, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    Nicole seems nice, but she doesn’t do anything for me… that huge fivehead is a deal breaker… although I would like do hit a 9 iron off her nose and see if I could reach her hairline.

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  8. mimi | July 7, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    FISH-HEAD you are an asshole!

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  9. Meg | July 7, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    Sunday? That’s just bad.

    Granted so is the comment of Isabelle and Connor not counting….

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  10. veggi | July 7, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    #9 – please. Everybody knows recycled throwaways (adopted kids) don’t count.

    “Sunday Rose” – I wonder if they’ve already picked out the strip joint where she’ll work?

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  11. Jumpin_ | July 7, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    I thought you were supposed to get pregger booobz. C’mon Nicole, we’ve been cheated!

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  12. Sam | July 7, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    Why does she have her arm around the valet?

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  13. Vince Lombardi | July 7, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    Is everyone just blind, or has this woman gone from one of the most lovely faces on the planet ten years ago to this hideous beast with a vacant stare and a vapid yellow-teeth smile behind painted lips? I haven’t seen a picture of Nicole in the past five years where I don’t just want to turn away and throw up in my mouth a little. Her obsessive dieting and fascination with cosmetic surgery, plus her complete disregard for her natural hair to this piss-yellow color has got to put her on the express train to being this century’s Bette Davis.

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  14. Kate2 | July 7, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    I actually think that’s a cute name. I’ve heard worse.

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  15. momo | July 7, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    i’d bang the mucus cap out of her

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  16. Sid | July 7, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    She looks like that because Keith’s a good guy – he shares his drugs freely.

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  17. hudd | July 7, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    Can’t believe Urban married this scared of the sun no tan ugly ass woman. Anyway congrats to the two of them good luck to the baby and her goofy name in the future.

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  18. sportsdvl | July 7, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    #13 – Completley Agree. She has taken a turn for the worse.

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  19. Danielle | July 7, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    I hope the kid takes after her mommy…Keith Urban and not that Poltergeist Reincarnate Nicole Kidman. *Shutters*

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  20. Racer X | July 7, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Skinny prego looks weird.

    /white people

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  21. numbers | July 7, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    twenty-first

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  22. Clem | July 7, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    Good thing is little Sunday will be able to share her mum and dad’s make-up.

    Sunday Urban? Sounds like an SUV.

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  23. It's Britney Bitches | July 7, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    #10, exactly what I was thinking. “Good god, Sunday Rose? That poor girl is destined to either be a stripper or a porn star.” Why don’t they just name her “Candy Cane” or “Diamond” or “Jenna Jameson”? You know, something classy like that.

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  24. ph7 | July 7, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    She married a midget.

    And her body looks botoxed.

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  25. toolboy | July 7, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    Sunday Rose. How the f*ck do you get to that choice? Did they hire a unique baby professional?
    UBP- “Nicole, I want you to concentrate on a day of the week that makes you happy”
    Nicole- “Sunday, it’s the Lord’s day and it is the beginning of the week, a clean slate if you will.”
    UBP- “Lovely, now a flower.”
    Nicole -”That’s an easy one, Rose. Keith filled my home with Roses on the night that we first made love.”
    UBP – “Then it’s settled, Sunday Rose will be her name.”
    Keith – “What about my names?”
    UBP- “yes..of course. And should the little bundle of joy actually turn out to be twins, we can always use Mr. Urban’s entries, Big bagotits and Big bagoweed”

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  26. Barely Stearn | July 7, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    Another stupid baby name and that set of pics of Kidman are more scary than usual.

    Fish: Give us a break will ya’?

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  27. dorkie donno | July 7, 2008 at 3:58 pm

    i’d do ‘em both, at the same time. i like them kinda sammiches!

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  28. Lilly | July 7, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    Fish, that comment about adopted kids not counting is seriously fucked up.

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  29. Grinch Father | July 7, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    ohh yes i´ve found my long lost daughter!!!!!!!

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  30. May | July 7, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    Everyone stop and listen to the things you are saying! Nicole and Keith look perfect together (both are very good looking), obviously are very much in love and just had a little baby… Stop being so damn mean! Sunday Rose is a pretty name, its not aweful like sailor or shiloh (isn’t that a dog’s name) or apple. Give it up and get a life! I am so sick of people criticizing them or normal famous people just because they think it is their god given right.

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  31. May | July 7, 2008 at 4:40 pm

    Everyone stop and listen to the things you are saying! Nicole and Keith look perfect together (both are very good looking), obviously are very much in love and just had a little baby… Stop being so damn mean! Sunday Rose is a pretty name, its not awful like sailor or shiloh (isn’t that a dog’s name) or apple. Give it up and get a life! I am so sick of people criticizing them or normal famous people just because they think it is their god given right.

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  32. EuroNeckPain | July 7, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    I like Nicole Kidman a lot. She has the cutest thin lips, small girlish teeth, long legs, porcelain complexion. Nicole Kidman does not look like this scary waxy figure with glass eyes and arched brows.
    Stupid surgeons. She would be so much better with her natural face and a few tiny lines. She can go to Madame Tussaud, she’ll blend in, no one will talk to her, she certainly does not look alive.

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  33. Gotham's Finest | July 7, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    I’d tear right through her, pregnant and all, she’s such a piece and you know she’d just lay there with that vacant stare dreaming about the first time her Daddy/Uncle/Brother/Cousin molested her. That homo Urban aint hittin’ it why waste a perfectly good opportunity to drop some Petey North ropes on that babies unborn head.

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  34. Face Transformer | July 7, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    Has anyone else noticed that Nicole Kidman’s and Kylie Minogue’s faces are transforming into the SAME odd, not-quite-human face?!!!!

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  35. latty | July 7, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    Meh….Baby names just disappoint me these days. it’s not horrible, but it’s nothing special. And she was born on a Monday….

    I knew a girl named Sunday in Elementary School….inbred if ever there was one, and had a slight obsession with gold, jeweled cowboy boots, and cheap dresses.

    Maybe she’s trying to one-up Tom.

    SUri.
    SUnday.

    ‘Screw yoU’….

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  36. lambman | July 7, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    CONGRADULATIONS NICOLE!!

    That woman is all class and that baby hit the genetic lottery, sure I’m not a fan of this botoxed version but Nicole by nature is one freaking beautiful woman

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  37. Shellsey | July 7, 2008 at 9:35 pm

    INTERESTING?
    WHY do people always have to be so negative and nasty when something so beautiful occurs such as a baby being born into the world. Sadly, maybe someone said nasty comments about you when you were born or during sometime in your life. Try something new !!!!! Why not see the good and beauty in this experience instead of projecting all your negative hateful feelings onto others experiencing joy in their lives. THINK about it if you can!!!!! Why don’t you do something difference and wish them well and leave your own personal hellish influences working through you.

    Wishing Nicole, Keith and Sunday all the blessing and joy on this special long awaited day for Nicole and Keith.

    Shellsey

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  38. Shellsey | July 7, 2008 at 9:36 pm

    INTERESTING?
    WHY do people always have to be so negative and nasty when something so beautiful occurs such as a baby being born into the world. Sadly, maybe someone said nasty comments about you when you were born or during sometime in your life. Try something new !!!!! Why not see the good and beauty in this experience instead of projecting all your negative hateful feelings onto others experiencing joy in their lives. THINK about it if you can!!!!! Why don’t you do something difference and wish them well and leave your own personal hellish influences working through you.

    Wishing Nicole, Keith and Sunday all the blessing and joy on this special long awaited day for Nicole and Keith.

    Shellsey

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  39. adina | July 7, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    I am ashamed to be doing this, but I must:

    although little sunday rose is the first child to have fallen out of ms. kidman’s vag, it should be noted that the woman has not one but two older children, making this kiddo her third.

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  40. Michele | July 7, 2008 at 10:18 pm

    THE MEANING OF THE NAME “SUNDAY ROSE”.

    SUN represents “The brilliant light of God or Divine Essence”

    DAY represents “A new beginning filled with blessings from God.” SUNDAY represent “The beginning of a new life filled with brilliant light and blessings from God.

    ROSE represents “Love, Beauty and the hidden essence filled with heaven scent.”

    SUNDAY ROSE means – “The beginning of a new life filled with brilliant light, love and the essence of heaven scent from God.” God bless Nicole, Keith and Sunday Rose. What an exciting and joyful experience for them, their family and friends. Only wishing them love and blessings always.

    Shellsey
    Sydney Australia

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  41. mrs jones | July 7, 2008 at 10:46 pm

    This is cool, they can call her Sunny. Sunny Urban. Very nice.

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  42. gerard Vandenberg | July 8, 2008 at 12:43 am

    GETOUTAHERE!!!
    Not her ANUS?

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  43. Sunday | July 8, 2008 at 4:30 am

    She looks so happy.But someone saw her profile with sexy photos on R I C H L O V I N G.C O M a hot hook-up club for millionaires and celebrities. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!? Lots of beautiful girls and lady are said to be there.

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  44. PaulA | July 8, 2008 at 6:18 am

    thanks mom, for a lifetime of being called ‘sunday roast.’

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  45. spike | July 9, 2008 at 6:02 am

    Those collagen fake duck lips look hideous.

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  46. baby boy | July 9, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    I think they are good mom and dad.

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  47. Chase | July 16, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    I’m happy for Nicole but I can’t stand the Kiwi redneck Urban.
    He’s not good enough to be anyones father.
    He is void of morality.

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