Nicole Richie Was Probably Doing Coke

January 26th, 2011 // 82 Comments

In my haste to post what was clearly going to be Exhibit A in the resulting trial from Lindsay Lohan murdering Samantha Ronson with a hobo shiv, I somehow forgot to gaze directly into Nicole Richie‘s nostril. Fortunately commenter “Jill” has better journalistic skills than I do and wasn’t afraid to stare into the abyss. What she found may or may not be a “coke booger” as the kids are calling it when they’re not putting babies inside each other, but I’m pretty sure the human body doesn’t produce anything that honky white in the nasal cavity. Then again, I’m not a doctor. Just a man who says he is until propaganda tells you mammograms don’t last two hours or require pudding to “check for lumps.” I’m trying to save lives.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin


  1. Deji

    in her defense, it could just be the lighting.

  2. MarkM

    In her defense, it could just be to escape the horror of being Nicole Richie.

  3. It’s not coke, it’s inner nose make-up. Inner nose make-up covering the infection she got from reading to under privilaged inner city children that she makes meals for to feed the poor children. Haven’t we all done that?

  4. is this why some people eat their boogers?

  5. I was here when “probably” was “definately”. Good job Nicole RIchie’s assistant for getting that done.

    • PP

      and…?? What’d she do if you were “there”.

      • seriously, that comment made me so angry I made an account on this stupid fucking website just to say this: it’s people like you that made me actually want to slit my wrists. along with justin beiber, and people that can’t tell the difference between emo and punk. The name of this website says it all – super-fucking-ficial. why do you people care if she was doing coke anyway? Loads of people do drugs, but just coz she’s famous for doing nothing-in-particular everyone seems to care. maybe she only did it to numb the annoyance she gets from ‘fans’ like you who have nothing better to do than to sit around leaving stupid comments on things that you have no clue about. And what did you mean about doing lines of coke with billie joe armstrong? that man happens to be my idol, and i dont take it lightly when people insult him, although they know nothing about him, apart from ‘he was that guy who did american idiot, i think?’
        stupid, superficial, judemental bitch.

    • Oh yea? Where were you when Nicole was doing lines of coke with Billie Joe Armstrong and/or Samantha Ronson?

      • gdgreendaygurl

        and what makes you think she was doing coke with billie joe armstrong?
        grow up and stop posting snide comments to something you clearly know nothing about…

  6. Karmen

    @Deji- Oh shut up you pillock, it’s obviously coke mixed with snot caught in her nostril hairs. I don’t blame her tho, if I had her money I’d look like a polar bear from my coke baths.

  7. Aaron

    In her defense, it’s not crack.

  8. She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie. Cocaine.

  9. In her defense…she’s ugly as a monkey’s ass.

  10. Joe

    She’s growing tusks

  11. Bucky Barnes

    Grooming doesn’t appear to be Nicole’s strong suit so trimming nose hair to avoid wasting coke would be out of the question. If you think that’s gross just wait until some photographer snaps a shot of pubic hair dangling below the hem of her dress, possibly even tripping the person walking behind her…

  12. Cock Dr

    How do you think she takes off that baby weight?
    Discipline & exercise?

    This women has quite the substance abuse history. Hope she gets her shit together before something bad happens. There are worse things than explaining why mommy is in rehab.

    • Aplusfour

      well, she is photographed going to the gym pretty much every single day. and looks a very different kind of skinny than a few years ago when she was just loose skin hanging from bone. and it’s not like she got huge during either pregnancy and then quickly shed it; she never gained much to begin with.

  13. Koo

    How are you still doing coke when you have 2 kids at home?? I don’t get it.

    so trashy.

  14. Abby

    I think it’s just the power socket for her brain.

  15. EssePogo

    I think it’s a septum piercing.

  16. nes

    You could tell she was off her head just look at her hair!!

    Plus she’s known for her drug use !!

  17. She’s chewing gum, and the nose candy in question does look like a Chiclet, so maybe that’s where she keeps her extra pieces.

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    Well if it is drugs, her poor kids.

  19. Navin

    LOL. You comedians and your comments. You ALL deserve “Most important people of the week” awards!

    Gold stars for everyone!

    • flavorfest

      go away troll

      • Potzer

        Trolling is generally someone making statements to incite arguments.

        As this is a statement made so that people may stop with the painfully unfunny comments, meant to get them noticed as the “Most Imortant People on the Internet”, I deem it not a trolling statement.

  20. Nicole Richie Coke Nose
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    man, all these women just look like sows, were they ever attractive?

  21. flavorfest

    courtney love is looking good

  22. abe vigoda's eyebrows

    I am hoping it is just the light reflecting off a shiny booger. I’d like to think she has really turned her life around.

  23. perforation station

    actually i think it’s a septal plug for a perforated septum. excess coke snorting leads to “coke nose” which is a septal perforation, or a hole in the cartilage that separates each nostril. so since she was a coke fiend, my guess is that she had a perforation and one of the options of fixing the perforation is getting it “plugged”. the doctor pretty much snaps a button in there and it just avoids the whistling sound from breathing through your nose. i kinda wish we could put bets on these things cause i think my argument reigns supreme. although i do like “snacks” take on it cause i’m down with clapton.

  24. Aggie

    What woman who’s had 2 children recently doesn’t weight 90lbs? It’s perfectly natural. Nothing going on here.

  25. That ain’t no booga in there. nor is it coke. That is Tom Cruise mooning everyone.

  26. Joe Blow

    In her defense, she’s a has been

  27. Reg

    It turns out it was a cat litter granule that she picked up off the floor thinking it was a chunk of cocaine that she had dropped. Thus, in Ms. Richie’s defense, this is not technically a coke booger.

  28. sydney

    she’s been laying on her back all night too from the looks of that hair

  29. “I somehow forgot to gaze directly into Nicole Richie’s nostril.”

    Haven’t we all been guilty of that at some point?

  30. cc

    Did you really need to see the coke booger to figure out what was going on on that car? I thought it was enough by looking at the face Samantha Ronson showed up with…

  31. Guesty

    In the last picture, one coked-out twat is trying to expose another.

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    I wondered how long it would be before that vapid bitch was back on the party circuit

  33. MLVC

    i would snort coke from ronson’s twat…i would

  34. Nicole Richie Coke Nose
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    Hey…Isn’t that Lurch in the back,?….Guess that makes her what…Uncle Fester? She definitely has the looks for it.

  35. Simply Raw

    I really think that she’s been abducted by aliens before, and that is just a nose implant for them monitor her thoughts. Why?, who the Hell knows, they’re aliens and don’t know that she has no thoughts, so I guess that’s why they put it in her nose because it must have appeared to them to be more intelligent than her pea brain.

  36. Sweet mercy, she looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.

  37. RasputinsLiver


    Er….that’s Nicole fuckin’ Richie????

    Goddamn. Whatta hag! I wouldn’t even fuck her with Fish’s li’l sardine!


  38. wim

    strange when married to that “Madden-Curse”?
    alcohol alone isn’t enough any longer.

  39. Alex

    I remember when this happened to Paris Hilton she said it was powdered sugar from a donut – anyone else remember that? rofl

  40. Nicole Richie Coke Nose
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    two things

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    Rufus The Cat
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    Yikes, what a sewer pig. Gentlemen, imagine that asking if you want to take her to the bathroom for $500 romp

  42. Nicole Richie Coke Nose
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    Nothing wrong with cocaine; in moderation of course.

  43. Cameron

    That looks like the backing for a nose piercing stud. Doesn’t she have a nose piercing?

  44. GooGoo

    I think it is a yeasty ball from Sam’s mound.

  45. Tuppy

    She looks like was on her way to audition for the part of Larry Fine in the next Three Stooges production…

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    I hope they send this to Lohans judge. God, all of these bitches suck so bad…err snort, whatevs.

  47. Lainey

    She’s a mayor coke whore, everyone knows that. Typical Virgo acts all self righteous to your face but then is a coke hag in closed doors.

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    Noone noticed her hair? It almost looks like what she has left are hair extensions. It’s probably falling out in clumps…

  49. Nicole Richie Coke Nose
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    does she have a septum piercing? it could be a spacer.

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