Nicolas Cage Has A Ponytail, Somehow

September 24th, 2013 // 15 Comments

Here’s Nicolas Cage sporting a ponytail at LAX yesterday which is amazing because here is 23 days ago at the Venice Film Festival with a not-ponytail. Although, in fairness he could just be going method for Every Cowboy Sings A Sad, Sad Song: The Bret Michaels Story and booked a flight to hepatitis. The man’s an artiste.

Photo: AKM-GSI, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN


  1. banner man

    Dude’s lost some weight recently….good for him and his crazyness.

    Now it should be easier to kick the arse of his goth-lite son.

  2. Nicolas Cage Wig Fake Ponytail LAX
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    Never seen his wife before – well done, Nick! But, you should ask her to not laugh at your mysteriously moving hairline in public.

    • EricLR

      After putting up with fame-whores Lisa Marie Presley and Patricia Arquette, he finally just decided it would be better to marry the help.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      Her right eye seems to paying especially close attention to matters.

  3. Nicolas Cage Wig Fake Ponytail LAX
    Frank Burns
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    40% human hair, 30% dyed and combed Peruvian Yak hair, 20% recycled fibers from space shuttle insulation, and 10% Alabama swamp Spanish moss.

  4. he found it in a Greyhound station bathroom.

    You know where ponytails look good? On a pony’s ass.

  5. Hey guys, this is possible. I saw it happen once at the Play-Doh barbers.

  6. It’s probably attached to the hat.

  7. ruckus

    The ponytail is just part of the hat. Underneath the hat however is the Declaration of Independence.

  8. Nicolas Cage Wig Fake Ponytail LAX
    Madonna's Testicles
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    I blame the Illuminati. Crazy lizard people!

  9. In a moment of internet-inspired hilarity, someone replaced all the Nicholas Cage ponytails with picture of Nicholas Cage. We laughed and laughed.

  10. Jist goes to show that the hair on them Eye-talian fellas really, really grows fast!

  11. monty83

    Yet more proof he is a time travelling vampire!

  12. Nicolas Cage Wig Fake Ponytail LAX
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    hi im a stupid black guy

  13. Nicolas Cage Wig Fake Ponytail LAX
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    Bald in front, party in the back.

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