Tila Tequila dating Ray J

- Tila Tequila announces she’s dating Ray J on her blog. Whoa whoa whoa. Does she hop from key to key? I’ve always wondered that. [Celebslam]

- Jon Gosselin’s “other woman” has come forward and denied allegations of an affair. She was promptly paid her fee of one small Asian child. — What? They’ve got spares. [Just Jared]

- Jessica Alba will probably never be smoking hot again. Jesus, this is like finding out the McRib will never come back. But less apocalyptic. [Lainey Gossip]

- Nicole Richie is a maternity ninja. And by that I mean she could hide twenty pregnant women under the dress she wore on Regis & Kelly. Is she pregnant or a giant tablecloth with legs? The world may never know. [I’m Not Obsessed]

- Paula Abdul kicked a painkiller addiction last year yet claims she never appeared on American Idol high. Drunk off her ass? You betcha! Someone get this woman writing self-help books. [Radar Online]

- Megan Fox doesn’t date boys-slash-men. But apparently she’ll date douche-slash-bags. Brian Austin Green, was it worth selling your soul to Satan? No, really, there’s this hot chick I like…. [Pink is the New Blog]

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