Jon and Kate Plus Child Labor Law Violations

- Jon and Kate Gosselin are being investigated by the Pa. Department of Labor for child labor violations. Wait, I’m actually from Pennsylvania and those tax dollars should be spent on something useful like, I dunno, allowing beer to be sold in supermarkets. Goddamn Quakers. [Just Jared]

- Tori Spelling’s mom still claiming Tori is responsible for Aaron Spelling’s death, and yet somehow, that didn’t force a reconciliation between mother and daughter. Weird. [Lainey Gossip]

- Spencer Pratt loves Jesus and marijuana. Although medically speaking, the weed probably helps with the nausea from being around Heidi’s “icky girl parts” all the time. [The Blemish]

- Phil Spector sentenced to 19 years in prison for murdering Lana Clarkson. That guy won’t last a week. Without his wigs, I mean. I’m sure he’ll bite a guard or something to denote dominance. [Jezebel]

- Angelina Jolie was injured during a stunt on the set of Salt this morning. Okay, where was Jennifer Aniston today? Or Anne Curry? Or Octo-Mom, Megan Fox, Evangeline Lilly, Jon Voight, Courtney Cox, Shiloh…. [ICYDK]

- Britney Spears still drinking Frappucinos and not wearing a bra. Like the sun rising in the east – but with nipples. [PopSugar]