Nevermind Everybody, Amanda Bynes Is Fine
Posted by Photo Boy
It seems we may have turned a corner with this whole Amanda Bynes is a paranoid, batshit stoner who puts doll clothes on her cat Drake and accuses him of being a government spy narrative. Seen above is what I would submit to any psychiatric review board as evidence not only of a clear-minded understanding of healthy body weight, but also how the male brain works in relation to sex with the mentally ill.
AMANDA: Excuse me sir, can you turn off the microphone in that coaster? They’re tracking us right now.
GUY IN BAR: Uh, get away from me you crazy asshole.
AMANDA: takes off shirt
GUY IN BAR: You wanna get out of here?