Natalie Portman stars in boyfriend’s crazy-ass video

Just wanted to say that he’s not dirty at all. He smells like soap. He has some very good tunes and a wide range. Check out “The Body Breaks” or “A Ribbon”.

Anyone reminded of Aldous Snow from Forgetting Sarah Marshall?

Whaaaaaat.

It’s funny, he’s singing in Spanish. It’s very funny. Natalie Portman has a great sense of humor.

I’d have to file that one under “Shitty”.

that was rad. and the song is much better than most derivative music that’s out there these days.

How come such a beauty went for such an ugly bloke? YUCK! Still she’s probably feeling secure he won’t cheat, but that’s not how it works sadly some tart will chase him because he’s her fella.

Whenever a society is about to crumble, one of these bearded smelly foul creatures emerges. France before the revolution had Cagliostro — Russia had Rasputin — and apocalyptic Los Angeles has Devendra Banhart.

They can always be known by their ability to pull chicks ( having huge penises, in fact, Devendra flashes pics of himself naked during his concerts ) and their rancorous odor, as well as a tendency towards Egyptian/Eastern/occult religions. They also love to imitate Jesus though they are really the complete opposite. I am glad this incarnation of the devil has found a Jewish girl to seduce because, having no soul to begin with, he at least hasn’t stolen hers.

YESSSS, these two are beautiful. a perfect couple.

Lsd flashback alert!

V for Vomitus

Why do so many women feel so badly about themselves that they force themselves to date complete assclowns like that? I have never even heard of that douche until I saw this and I’m still trying to figure out what the fuck that was.

I hate hate hate this Zionist bitch

For the first minute or so I couldn’t wait for the time when I wouldn’t be watching it. Then something happened and I never wanted it to end. Excuse me while I check into the insane asylum.

i get what natalie is doing. i’m a pretty girl from a nice family and i’ve dated weirder, smellier, more drug-addled dudes than this in college. young, silly chicks are easily fooled into thinking these weirdos are “creative geniuses” and “artists” who are just misunderstood by society. then they end up doing dumb things like starring in goofy racist videos, which they will later try to explain to their kids like “mommy went through a ‘stage’ when she was younger.”

or maybe he really is just a nice guy beneath the forest of patchouli, hash smoke and unruly pubes.

Oh, SHIT> I forgot to remind my Tinkerbell tape.

i will say that nat is getting a little old for this type though. expect her to dump him for a nice older jewish stockbroker pretty soon, to make her daddy proud.

hmm… odd.

“Grandma, I love you in the salad way!”

WTF? Sounds like Fish and I went to the same Starbucks this morning. Mescaline-achinno…mmmmm….

Devendra’s music is pretty bad. It’s almost like a hippie parody, which is very well may be.

Listen to Donovan, T-Rex and Steeleye Span for the real thing.

And yes, Natalie, you can do a LOT better.

This dude is what would have happened if Charles Manson were born a little higher up the social ladder.

#65…

Absolutely true. I’ve seen girls (myself included) that have dated these types, only to realise later they’re pretentious hipsters who fool a lot of people.

Illuminati programing at its best. Watch it often!

Call me crazy, but this is actually kinda catchy.

Anyone else think it looks like she has a penis peeking out from her dress in the main picture??

She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club **R I C H L O V I N G.C O M**, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.

Huh, I wasn’t actually wondering what had happened to Cisco Adler.

WTF.

When did they become an item?

Is it still 2008 or are we still in 1969?

She’s always seemed like a weirdo to me. Not attractive imo

I agree with #74, I was surprised to find this tune to be catchy.

So she’s dating Mahmoud Ahmadinejad now?

Jon Lovitz needs to fire his agent…

Wow. My first day back since my drug induced coma…shoulda stayed in bed. I am afraid to go to work now. Did she say I like you like SALAD????

I need more meds…

In the first picture, is he carrying his purse or hers?

This ASSHOLE must have alot of cash because his face is one to shit on!!

OCTOPUS!???

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I love this video. At #65, I was thinking the same thing when I first saw it: that hairy dude reminds me of a guy I dated back in college who always had really good weed. Artsy, weird, burn-out guys can be a lot of fun actually.

im pretty sure that indian guy loves the cock, it’s no secret natalie loves the strapon!

couldnt resist… : 0

funny guys : ))

“we have all these ideas”

“maybe we could string them together?”

“ok lets make a music video”

[she knows... lets get nat in : ) ]

“ok… what do we got, let’s write each one down…”

“ok… but what order do they go in?”

doesnt matter

ya jus gott tryda maika story outta them…

snot hard ?

where you goin?

…jus kiddin : )
…it was fine

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That was awesome. It figures that most of the dimwits on this site would hate it.

Natalie Portman’s so gorgeous, even in that video she is STUNNING.
What the hell is she doing with that ugly dirty-looking man :-|
Distasteful video.

Hi, longtime reader, first time poster….

Quick question… How did he get her and why is he in a golden Cobra Commander chair?

Oh, the pubes… this was such a terrible tease, if you do anything like it again, I’m headed your way.

Keep posting, because everything else on the web sucks.

Later,

Bujo

this is a pretty cool video, it’s not my kinda music but the video is pretty different, just because it’s not some stupid rap group or boy band or anything mainstream, why do people have to be so negative about it?

didn’t she say she didn’t like asymmetrical dresses on Project Runway? um…that IS an asymmetrical dress, natalie…

this sucks – anyone who said they liked it has poor taste, I think hes trying to be funny but its just stupid

I love Natalie Portman!

WTF is someone with her talent and beauty doing with that goofy looking freak in the piece of crap film?

Yes those star wars movies were way beneath her caliber of talent.

Natalie Portman please up grade to people of your caliber!

a good actor need to read and accept a good script . she can act with any character given but clear enough not to portray to make oneself acting like a fool to prove her sexuality. She need not have to disrobe herself but to lead the role with a right result for the given character.

No wonder, even in her personal life, does she pick the right partner? With her great talent , sometimes can’t even think logically to demoralize dignity and image. I think, it’s always one’s ulterior motives which makeup this kind of choice.