Granted, it’s no “aggressive lesbian hate sex” with ballerinas, Natalie Portman continues to be the only actress who understands acting by stripping down to a thong in her new movie Your Highness. A film about something, starring people who aren’t Natalie Portman’s ass, so why am I even wasting my word juice on this sentence?
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Love her, so sexy and she can act.
Nasatall – Pretty as all get out, but NO JUNK in that Trunk.
She’s aight.
This post should be the lead for the next month, unless emmanuelle chriqui starts doing porn.
Damn, why are these pics on the same page as Kesha’s???? Nathalie is soooo hot!!!!!
Reverend Tyrell, is that you?
Hey baby; you like tossed salad………..
I love Natalie but let’s please be honest…. She has the body of a 15 year old boy. My ass looks exactly like that. EXACTLY. So do all you weirdos wanna fuck me too?
If your ass looks EXACTLY like that? Yeah, I probably do want to
you are the one stating that your ass looks exactly like natalie’s and are asking internet wants to fuck you too and the internet is the weirdos?
you know who we know you are gay?
Mantis go fuck yourself. the ass of a 15 year old. The questions should be asked:
Why are you looking at 15 year old’s asses?
If you are 15 years old, why the hell are you on here?
i just watched manuel ferrara fuck the shit out of jayden james and rachel roxxx and you want me to get excited over some actress in a thong? i don’t think so, brah.
did you just call me a piece of underwear?
Jew broad.. so
Seriously? There is absolutely nothing at all worthwhile with her butt. I can’t believe people are freaking out about this? It’s a man ass, you weirdos.
Agreed, it’s fine as asses go I guess, but nothing special. Where’s the roundness? The crease where it meets the thigh is practically nonexistent :(
I would lick that ass so clean you could perform brain surgery off it
Scrum-diddly-umptious!
Wow thanks for Superfish for a pic of an actual girl. As of late, all we’ve had is your anti-republican/religious posturing without being at all funny or clever. So yay for that! Never mind she has a flat ass; this is a great start. Small steps..
…speaking of humorless…
Natalie and Zooey are gorgeous!!!
She’s hot, jewish and 5 ft 3. Spinner anyone?
Great.I’m gay now…like I don’t have enough problems with social acceptance.Thanks Superficial !
Well of course it’s not her ass . People get well paid for doing foto double for body parts . Even I got a nice pay check for doing a hand foto . Not to be confused with hand job Even at my age I have a pretty nice ass , so if any one wants to use my ass for a foto double , call my agent or check my IMDB you wont see my ass , but it will give you a good idea about my foto doulbe body parts
ha ha haaaaa you made my day!
Damn; she’s got a tight little body. She needs to stop fucking around & get naked already…
Oh man; I’d doggy her until she screamed…
you morons know she is a midget right?
her head is enormous ..
photoshop be blessed !
wow… so sexy… I like it.
This woman keeps herself fit with exercise, including sit-ups and stretches. All of these tighten the cuntal area. The fact that she is so ready to expose her body suggests that she greatly enjoys coitus.
However her high self-opinion also suggests that she would be demanding in bed, and have considerable expectations.
I rate her as an 8 on the Alba-Widdicombe fuckability index.
what kind of virgin homo uses the word “coitus”?
Either a total virgin, or someone who’s seen the movie “The Big Lebowski”.
Glad to see she’s consistent: her ass is as flat as her chest.
Hayoooo
Note to Ke$ha: That’s what a woman’s ass is supposed to look like.
………unless she ceeps her mouth shut.
If she could keep that thong on, and just add the white top she wore in Attack of the Clones…… dear god…..
well if she just wore anything and/or nothing.
it’s like the 2010 version of the princess bride!
Hotness!
I am a very straight, very jealous girl….saying “yeah, she’s hot!!” ;)
You won’t see an ass that great, that white, that tiny, in the jungle.
She is … stunning. holy Crap she’s grown up nicely. Very sexy, very fit and very NATURAL. Whatver she’s doing she should keep doing because she looks AMAZING.
Tasty. Plain and simple she is remarkable. She is natural, attractive, intelligent, and not all slutty and fucked up. Good for her. Definately a classy and sexy woman.
While I agree, Natalie Portman is a good looking woman,I don’t agree that just because a movie uses f@$k every third word, does’nt make the movie funny. I’m far from a prude,but come on.There is such a thing as talent.
Wow, it’s like being there just as she wipes her ass before she gets up and walks into the shower. What an ass she’s got.
jew. skinny manly. aushwitz survivor.
Don’t get it – hundreds of better asses in hollywood. Also, pretty obviously photoshopped.
Damn…..if she is Moussad…..no, I wouldn’t, except for the kick-ass knife-fight we would have. She might even win, she’s like 4′ tall. I would have 2 1/2 feet on her, but I bet if she fights like she f@&ks, it would be epic showdown time.
did paris hilton gain lbs
It’s a body double.
It’s not a thong. It’s a chastitiy belt.
She’s cute and talented, but her ass isn’t all that…unless you like little flat asses.
It’s not that I have a problem with her photos…but seriously – looks like an adolescent, not a woman…
Miley Cyrus is hotter than her. Just sayin’
There is a very…….very …..very long list of things I would eat out of her ass. That list includes cyanide.
–Team Pixel
Mmmmm, kankles.
How hot is she???? Look at those slim boyish hips, My God!
This is one of the most hilarious internet threads I have ever read. I want to have sex with this thread, and/or cook a pancake on it. . . not necessarily in that order, but maybe.
She had a butt double.
Awesome work once again. Thanks.
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Pretty sure that’s a body double.
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