Natalie Portman Wins

By: The Superficial / November 17, 2010

Granted, it’s no “aggressive lesbian hate sex” with ballerinas, Natalie Portman continues to be the only actress who understands acting by stripping down to a thong in her new movie Your Highness. A film about something, starring people who aren’t Natalie Portman’s ass, so why am I even wasting my word juice on this sentence?

SHE WEARS A THONG.