Natalie Portman Wins

November 17th, 2010 // 151 Comments

Granted, it’s no “aggressive lesbian hate sex” with ballerinas, Natalie Portman continues to be the only actress who understands acting by stripping down to a thong in her new movie Your Highness. A film about something, starring people who aren’t Natalie Portman’s ass, so why am I even wasting my word juice on this sentence?

SHE WEARS A THONG.

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  1. zeb

    Love her, so sexy and she can act.

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    markonius maximus
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    Nasatall – Pretty as all get out, but NO JUNK in that Trunk.

    She’s aight.

  3. scott

    This post should be the lead for the next month, unless emmanuelle chriqui starts doing porn.

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    honorable
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    Damn, why are these pics on the same page as Kesha’s???? Nathalie is soooo hot!!!!!

  5. McFeely Smackup

    Reverend Tyrell, is that you?

  6. slapkatyperry

    Hey baby; you like tossed salad………..

  7. The Mantis

    I love Natalie but let’s please be honest…. She has the body of a 15 year old boy. My ass looks exactly like that. EXACTLY. So do all you weirdos wanna fuck me too?

    • Giggity Goo

      If your ass looks EXACTLY like that? Yeah, I probably do want to

    • anonymous

      you are the one stating that your ass looks exactly like natalie’s and are asking internet wants to fuck you too and the internet is the weirdos?

      you know who we know you are gay?

    • Mantis go fuck yourself. the ass of a 15 year old. The questions should be asked:

      Why are you looking at 15 year old’s asses?
      If you are 15 years old, why the hell are you on here?

  8. Judge Judy

    i just watched manuel ferrara fuck the shit out of jayden james and rachel roxxx and you want me to get excited over some actress in a thong? i don’t think so, brah.

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    Internet
    Commented on this photo:

    Jew broad.. so

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    w/
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously? There is absolutely nothing at all worthwhile with her butt. I can’t believe people are freaking out about this? It’s a man ass, you weirdos.

    • Anon

      Agreed, it’s fine as asses go I guess, but nothing special. Where’s the roundness? The crease where it meets the thigh is practically nonexistent :(

  11. Grand Dragon

    I would lick that ass so clean you could perform brain surgery off it

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    Marco
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    Scrum-diddly-umptious!

  13. YM

    Wow thanks for Superfish for a pic of an actual girl. As of late, all we’ve had is your anti-republican/religious posturing without being at all funny or clever. So yay for that! Never mind she has a flat ass; this is a great start. Small steps..

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    Lovely
    Commented on this photo:

    Natalie and Zooey are gorgeous!!!

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    Yep
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s hot, jewish and 5 ft 3. Spinner anyone?

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    babydiabolical
    Commented on this photo:

    Great.I’m gay now…like I don’t have enough problems with social acceptance.Thanks Superficial !

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    martin beck
    Commented on this photo:

    Well of course it’s not her ass . People get well paid for doing foto double for body parts . Even I got a nice pay check for doing a hand foto . Not to be confused with hand job Even at my age I have a pretty nice ass , so if any one wants to use my ass for a foto double , call my agent or check my IMDB you wont see my ass , but it will give you a good idea about my foto doulbe body parts

  18. Get naked!

    Damn; she’s got a tight little body. She needs to stop fucking around & get naked already…

  19. knucleheadskank

    you morons know she is a midget right?
    her head is enormous ..
    photoshop be blessed !

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    seeklove
    Commented on this photo:

    wow… so sexy… I like it.

  21. Fuckjudger

    This woman keeps herself fit with exercise, including sit-ups and stretches. All of these tighten the cuntal area. The fact that she is so ready to expose her body suggests that she greatly enjoys coitus.

    However her high self-opinion also suggests that she would be demanding in bed, and have considerable expectations.

    I rate her as an 8 on the Alba-Widdicombe fuckability index.

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    Bob
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    Glad to see she’s consistent: her ass is as flat as her chest.

  23. Simole

    Note to Ke$ha: That’s what a woman’s ass is supposed to look like.

  24. wim

    ………unless she ceeps her mouth shut.

  25. Mark B

    If she could keep that thong on, and just add the white top she wore in Attack of the Clones…… dear god…..

  26. jonny5

    it’s like the 2010 version of the princess bride!

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    Lovefromscandinavia
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    Hotness!

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    Commented on this photo:

    I am a very straight, very jealous girl….saying “yeah, she’s hot!!” ;)

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    Ray Sist
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    You won’t see an ass that great, that white, that tiny, in the jungle.

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    Commented on this photo:

    She is … stunning. holy Crap she’s grown up nicely. Very sexy, very fit and very NATURAL. Whatver she’s doing she should keep doing because she looks AMAZING.

  31. Tasty. Plain and simple she is remarkable. She is natural, attractive, intelligent, and not all slutty and fucked up. Good for her. Definately a classy and sexy woman.

  32. djay

    While I agree, Natalie Portman is a good looking woman,I don’t agree that just because a movie uses f@$k every third word, does’nt make the movie funny. I’m far from a prude,but come on.There is such a thing as talent.

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    Parker
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, it’s like being there just as she wipes her ass before she gets up and walks into the shower. What an ass she’s got.

  34. ex ee

    jew. skinny manly. aushwitz survivor.

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    Sam
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    Don’t get it – hundreds of better asses in hollywood. Also, pretty obviously photoshopped.

  36. Captain Slappy

    Damn…..if she is Moussad…..no, I wouldn’t, except for the kick-ass knife-fight we would have. She might even win, she’s like 4′ tall. I would have 2 1/2 feet on her, but I bet if she fights like she f@&ks, it would be epic showdown time.

  37. suzy hot

    did paris hilton gain lbs

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    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a body double.
    It’s not a thong. It’s a chastitiy belt.

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    Daemyon
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s cute and talented, but her ass isn’t all that…unless you like little flat asses.

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    kksilver
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    It’s not that I have a problem with her photos…but seriously – looks like an adolescent, not a woman…

  41. abbey

    Miley Cyrus is hotter than her. Just sayin’

  42. PixelsReview

    There is a very…….very …..very long list of things I would eat out of her ass. That list includes cyanide.

    –Team Pixel

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    Dolton
    Commented on this photo:

    Mmmmm, kankles.

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    Sam
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    How hot is she???? Look at those slim boyish hips, My God!

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    biff
    Commented on this photo:

    This is one of the most hilarious internet threads I have ever read. I want to have sex with this thread, and/or cook a pancake on it. . . not necessarily in that order, but maybe.

  46. required

    She had a butt double.

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    Awesome work once again. Thanks.

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    Ben
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    Pretty sure that’s a body double.

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    El Jefe
    Commented on this photo:

    Fish, you are okay with me for the rest of the week thanks to this post.

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