Natalie Portman (Might Have) Secretly Married Benjamin Millepied

February 28th, 2012 // 19 Comments

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Natalie Portman is notoriously secretive of her private life which is exactly why when she decided to marry The Lord of The Sissy Dance, she told no one. That is, of course, until she knew she’d be on television with a billion eyes shatting their sockets at what appeared to be a wedding band on her finger. People Reports:

On Sunday night’s 84th Academy Awards, the actress appeared to be wearing a wedding ring set as she clutched an envelope onstage.

*Squee! Fart, ahhh* Wait, what there’s more?!

And her French fiancé, Black Swan choreographer Benjamin Millepied, was photographed with a band on his wedding finger.


Maybe Natalie isn’t into making big public announcements about her personal life, or maybe it just so happens this year’s perfect accessory to a tuxedo and smug grin is a wedding rumor that nobody actually believes will ever make it to an anniversary. I don’t claim to understand Hollywood, or high fashion for that matter, but this Internet thingy seems pretty easy..

Photo: Getty, Splash News, WENN


  1. Natalie Portman Benjamin Millepied Secretly Wed Oscars
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    “Yes, he is looking at my fabulous tittays”

  2. I Tennis

    You’d think he’d want to marry a dancer.

  3. pretty vacant

    “That is, of course, until she new she’d be on television”

  4. Natalie Portman Benjamin Millepied Secretly Wed Oscars
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    Overrated….yellow teeth with big gums.

  5. Natalie Portman Benjamin Millepied Secretly Wed Oscars
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    Wow, that is a big freakin head and ears

  6. Da Cheese

    Congrats Natalie for marrying the allegedly only straight former ballerino.

  7. Ariel

    Natalie seems like the kind of girl who likes arty guys. Or is she acting?

  8. Dan

    I dunno… maybe he is really nice to her. And they have the bond (anchor?) of a kid between them. Seems a lot less crazy than marrying Katy Perry. I’m just saying.

  9. dr

    I heard that he ain’t the baby daddy. It’s the director of black swan and they were having an affair when she got preggo and he dumped her. She inserted Centipede supposedly to avoid being labelled a January Joneser before January Jonesing a dude became defined and accepted. January is a pioneer now, but Natalie really is an unrecognized innovator in the field.

  10. Bane

    Either way he is one lucky sonofabitch.

  11. bdog821

    This probably works out for both of them. Now that she’s married, she no longer has any interest in sex and he apparently never had any interest in sex with her.

  12. BeBo Wobbley

    “This internet thingy seems pretty simple”…Yea, this internet thingy is pretty simple, if all you do is buy some photos from a photo service, slap them together with a bunch of half -truths and innuendo and click the upload button on your FTP application…but if you have to dig up the real story…Fuck that’s just way too much work……Good thing noone come to The Superficial for factual reporting….

  13. forrest

    I know this sounds pretty unbelievible for americans.


  14. El Jefe

    I can’t believe that she would marry that douchebag, that is so disappointing.

  15. I Complain A Lot

    This news made me die inside.

  16. Her Vagina ears takes “fucking with her head” to a whole new level.

  17. Good Luck “Natalie”

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