Hey, Natalie Portman. Zup?

October 10th, 2012 // 94 Comments

See that look? Totally wants me.

Here’s a breastier blonde Natalie Portman on the set of the new Terrence Malick movie yesterday which, judging entirely by her outfit and my limited knowledge of his films, is about the time Sookie Stackhouse stared at a dinosaur in a corn field for 18 hours that never fucking ends. “A sniffier fart has never been snifted,” says The New Yorker. “I came and came again, and then I thought about the existential mystery of life through a Steinbeckian prism of dust and Jew titty and came some more,” raves Gene Shalit.

UPDATE: We’ve just received word the part of the dinosaur will be played by Michael Fassbender‘s tattooed penis in a leather vest, so best of luck to the both of them.

Photos: Fame/Flynet

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  1. GrandDragon

    Now those are some nice jewbs

  2. just like Sookie, without the Michael Strahan gap.

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    neo
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    She likes her hair pulled – just the way I imagined it in my dreams.

  4. Did they ge ILM to CGI those titties because this little Jew bitch ain’t got nothin but bee stings.

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    neo
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    Youz a fine ass women, NOW BACK THAT THING UP.

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    Frank Castle
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    I’d buy that for a dollar!

  7. Boy, Gene Shalit seems to really like this one.

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    The Royal Penis
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    Fucking hot as hell, even with the “I find you distasteful” face.

    I’d stuff her bagel with my cream cheese all day long.

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    Either that’s n amazing bra or she still has her pregnancy tits. Logical Don says bra, pervert Don says pregnancy tits. Perverted Don wins again. As he usually does.

  10. Jack London's sober moment

    I think this movie should contain some tasteful artistic nudity.

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    Crissy
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    Oh damn I would lick her up and down!

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    Kevin
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    Are there any pics where she doesn’t look like a total bitch?

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    Kojak
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    Now the academy can replace that old Malick’s photo by this new one, with the same hat and beard, but with new boobies…

  14. yawn

    flexing her stomach muscles in every pic lol

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    Deacon Jones
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    “Ewww, I feel like such a slutty skank in this outfit/hair combo…”

    “That’s the whole point, you silly girl”

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    catapostrophe
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    She’s got the most amazing legs [in the entire photo, possibly]!

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    Sugar
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    Looks like this movie is going be spectacular! Can’t wait to buy the unrated version on Blu Ray. Gonna be awesome!!

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    EricLr
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    That look on her face explains perfectly why I would cut my own arm off and jump out the window within seconds after my orgasm, just to avoid having to enure the pain of even a few seconds of conversation with this ditz.

    I mean, with progress in medical science, I could maybe get my arm back one day. But I would never get those hours of my life back, listening to her prattle on mindlessly about how great Israel is and the latest fashions.

    • Sliver

      I think I love you.

    • SSHGuru

      Actually she would be the one jumping out the window.

      Natalie Portman graduated high school with a 4.0 and headed off to Harvard where she received a Bachelor’s Degree in psychology. She attended Hebrew University on a graduate level and is fluent in Hebrew, French and Japanese.

  19. That Bastard Tony

    I think this new look is false advertising. It says “I’m a fun-loving girl that loves rough sex” while her face and overall attitude still says “I’m a prude and don’t put out unless I’m on the set of a movie about a psychotic ballerina and need something to do to pass the time between takes” I miss her old look, especially after watching Thor.

    • so what

      Impressive analogy. You really should make that your career. It’s like you really know her well! :))

      • That Bastard Tony

        I’m fair and would be more than willingly to let her unfairly judge me based off of what she’s read about me, the movies she’s seen me in and the way I stare at her thru a pair of binoculars from the tree outside of her bedroom. I can receive as well as I give (and I don’t mean that in a gay way).

        I take it the Green Arrow show is being marketed towards women huh?

      • Heheheh I love you, you Bastard. :D

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    DeucePickle
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    If I knew I would see her, I would drive the 6 hours it would take me to get to Austin.

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    Donk
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    Maurice hasn’t aged well since Little Monsters.

  22. arealcad

    I’d take her to Denny’s and let her order anything on the menu.

  23. Mike Hunt

    I would enjoy violating and defiling her with the greatest of enthusiasm.
    Then may go get a snack and have a nap .

  24. El Jefe

    Oh my, she rocketed back up to #1 on my list. Well played Portman, well played. You may have usurped Jessica Alba for hottest post baby body ever.

  25. Alpha Female

    She’s a beautiful snobby bitch.

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    Alpha Female
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    2003 called, they want their outfit back.

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    They say once you go Rodian you don’t go back.

  28. Sliver

    Looks like the surgeon pulled the tummy up just a touch too far.

  29. cc

    I’d wrap in her bacon and have my way with her.

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know what they dropped, but please, drop more of them.

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    Deacon Jones
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    “He’s NOT a gay ballerina teacher, he’s an ARTIST!”

  32. I can be an arthouse film snob sometimes, but I’m totally on board with that Tree of Life takedown.

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    “Pssst…Terrence…keep the scene going a little longer but just film her ass. You know—something for us to jerk off to later in the editing room.”

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    El Jefe
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    I like how the caption says Natalie Portman and Michael Fassbender. So we are just going to ignore the fucking lizard man and pretend he does not exist?

  35. Baron Wilhelm Otto

    So I see they are

  36. Herman Bumfudle

    hi beautiful.

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    Yeah, despite the look of disgust and/or contempt, she looks really, REALLY good right here.

  38. Herman Bumfudle

    there you were and here i am, an angel among prince’s. you felt my gaze upon you, we were making love.

  39. Hmmmm…I wonder if she shaves her pussy. Do you suppose she swallows? Does she do anal? Does she like to have her nipples pinched really hard?When receiving cunnilingus, does she like a couple of fingers inserted into her vagina? How about one in her ass? Would she massage my prostate while blowing me?

    Just curious…

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    Bob
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    Okay, the breasts may be fake here, but that stomach is awesome!

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    Captain obvious
    Commented on this photo:

    Fat bastard voice “I want to put my kids in her bellyyyy” … That’s not outdated right? I can still use that no?

  42. See Alice

    Where did that rack come from ?

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    Brad
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    Take note Jessica, this is how a post baby body can look…

  44. DanS

    Am I the only one that thinks she looks horrible with blonde hair?

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    Swearin
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    “Mmm, you have a lot of tension in your lower back, let me get that for you…okay, now while I’m doing this, you get Natalie’s upper back…shh, shhh, it’s alright, we’re all a family here…”

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    gearhead
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    dam she looks hot

  47. I heard she went lesbian and married a French guy.

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    Damn! I thought it was all padding but there’s some real heft in those things. YHWH bless that baby.

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    She can give me the bitch-eye all day as far as I’m concerned.

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    YEs
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    See, fat ass broads. Some chicks look hotter after pregnancy. Get on the treadmill!

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