Good Morning, Natalia Proza, And Other News

- Tom Hiddleston won’t be in The Avengers 2. At all. KHAAAAA-WHEEEEDONNN. [Lainey Gossip]

- Don’t ask Oprah about Paula Deen. [Dlisted]

- Hello, Holly… [theCHIVE]

- Put me down for Large Marge, that robot face shit from Superman III and Gremlins. [FilmDrunk]

- I’m not gonna lie, I watched the new Muppets trailer. [tooFab]

- “Hurr durr, if only everyone at town meetings were carryin’.” Or maybe are fucking heroes who goddamn bear-hug motherfuckers then shoot them with their own gun. [BuzzFeed]

- Minka Kelly is still hot as shit. [Popoholic]

- Of course the title of Lady GaGa’s new single is “Burqa.” [IDLYITW]

- Nina Agdal loves touching boobs, too. We’re soulmates. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The answer to your question is, “You’re goddamn right he was.” [Celebslam]

- Miley Cyrus got another tattoo from Kat Von D. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kim Kardashian has put off whoring her kid long enough. It’s old enough to make her money, goddammit! [Amy Grindhouse]

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