Naomi Watts is super pregnant

July 20th, 2007 // 90 Comments

I’ve seen pregnant women before, but Naomi Watts is out of control. If I didn’t know she was pregnant I would’ve guessed she was faking it. And faking it poorly. I wonder how she felt when she got her ultrasound and found out she was giving birth to a traffic cone.

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  1. carmie

    haha it looks like she’s got a basketball under her shirt…

  2. Sara

    #48, that’d look even worse, like wearing a tent instead of actual clothes.

    I think she looks cute, and she’s really all belly. Which isn’t that hard, I guess, when you’re as short as her.

  3. My mom zaid that zhez either
    gonna have a boy or 2 or
    3 boyz..boyz R carried high,
    and girlz zuppozedly zit
    on your bladder down low????

  4. Parry Hotter

    Harry is a Horcrux… Harry lives and Voldemort dies in Deathly Hallows!

  5. Talk about a porkbelly, well, at least she has an excuse. Still, she looks like she carrying a hog in that stomach.

  6. Caio Guip

    it’s like a baby boom about to happen

  7. hobieluv83

    that child (or children) is/are ridiculously high in her body. It’s like she’s carrying them in her chest cavity, not her womb.

  8. nymphetomine

    Ok, guys & girls (who haven’t been pgegnant for what sems like eternity,) shut the hell up!! #13, Jen, i hear you. I’m 5’3″& gained 52lbs. with my second son. I was ready to kill any idiots that crossed my path. There were many. And ended up with 2 stretch marks on my lower stomach. There is a recipe of creams & health food stuff I used. Happy to share if any one wants. People be nice; pregnant women have raging hormones. Just a friendly warning.

  9. JMed

    At least she’s not going to give birth the complete US Army, like salma hayek!

  10. Lexington Steele

    Now howz dat bitch gon’ have no’mal relations when dat baby done come out her hoo-hoo? She gon’ whistle like a coke bottle when da win’ blow. Ima do the right thang n’ offah mah services fo’ her sassfacshun – dey’s a big ol’ fire hydrant right outsida mah crib.

  11. paris' godly spirit

    at first i thought she must have victoria beckham shoved up there, you know how depserate she is to be photographed, i mean who needs to see her face?
    But then i thought not because the bump would be considerably smaller and bonier if it was old vicky.

  12. anytwerp

    “I’ve had a baby, and this is normal…drone…drone…drone” STFU. If you have had a baby, you have got no idea what you look like from a distance.

    The fact is, she is **enormous**.

    When she has given birth, her cunt will be so badly stretched, King Kongs cock is going to be like a string in a bucket of water.

  13. Flipp Snooky Wilbot

    Aww! She is so cute! And so is her tummy. =-)

  14. kelli- you are the reason that abortion is legal.

  15. knocked_up

    Good lord! I’ve had twins and that even looks odd to me! Preggers with a boy (about the same gestation) now and don’t look anything like that. And yes, anytwerp, I know what I look like from a distance. They’re called pictures. That baby will drop soon, hopefully it won’t look so odd then.

  16. kix

    Oh, my god! A pregnant woman– the shock, the horror. Jesus, grow up people. I am sure when your mother was pregnant with you she looked AMAZING.

  17. slamdunk

    kelli, you and your mom are proof that idiocy is genetically linked.

  18. BB

    Please induce this poor woman! Good lord, that looks painful, how is she even walking around?? I’ve been pregnant, never that pregnant!

  19. BB

    Please induce this poor woman! Good lord, that looks painful, how is she even walking around?? I’ve been pregnant, never that pregnant!

  20. Where are her boobs? Mine were huge during preggers!!!

  21. Where are her boobs? Mine were huge during preggers!!!

  22. fordluvngirl

    Hello there buddy. As if a woman is not paranoid enough about her body, let’s insult her while she’s bringing a lifeform into the world. Guys are such dicks. This guy the other day told the mother of his child that she had a fat ass. Duh!! If ya’ll had to pump out a child or two, you’d understand.
    PS Chick that don’t gain a little extra weight (I don’t care what the docs say) have dumber kids and more problems with their own health afterwards. So,
    SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  23. Dee

    I bet she is as every bit uncomfortable as she looks. It isnt going to help making horrible statements about her pregnancy looks. The world is so stuck on the way people should look its sick. Each and every woman carries their children different so have a heart and keep the rudness to yourselfs!

  24. Spacelamb

    Her boyfriend is 6’2″, so I guess we know he’s definitely the father!

  25. The Virgin Fucker

    Dude if me and her were trapped at sea i would use her as a floatation device to get back to shore seriously wouldn’t u use ur preganant wife/girlfriend etc.etc. to get back to shore??

  26. Pot Smoker

    #75 The Virgin Fucker<—-I agree with you
    If i had nothing else at all to use to get back to shore i would use that to float back then when i do get back to shore i’ll use her belly as a drum and play some drum solos(he he he he)

  27. Stone Cold Rocker Man

    I LIKE DRUMS SOLOS!!!! i would sure use that belly for RIZZSOCKING DRUM SOLOS WOOOOO DRUM SOLOS DRUM SOLOS DODODODOODODODODODODODODODODO i’ll get some good practice in as a bonus( :) ) woot!!!!

  28. Guy with a stick

    Is she able to lift her legs without the knee hitting the belly or can she bend over to take a hard cock doggy style also if it gets any bigger soon enough she can’t move and will have to be rolled everywhere. i would use her monster belly as a pillow to sleep on.i also wonder how much amniotic fluid she got in that belly. poking people with sticks is fun. poking preggies one week from birth is more fun

  29. TheClan09

    TEN THINGS TO LOVE ABOUT EVERTHING THIS
    1 I dont know her but….
    2 ….I dont aprecciate this writers thoughts on a picture that doesnt concern them
    3 She looks normal and fine, Im sure anyone would love to sleep with her.
    4 Shes hot and I would sleep with her if she wanted to.
    5 You people have a problem with your penis is this looks strange to you.
    6 This is six.
    7 I feel sorry for all you homos out there that take one look and go ew a girl.
    8 Ew shes preggers(lol-fucking male homo sexuals that are so poor that cant afford to comment on my sixth Love Note(this)
    9 If this were really my ninth reason it would be on six, thanks for reading.
    10 I caught you reading my useless reasons.
    11 Guess what Ill tell my 6th. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    12th reason 9th reason I LOVE PREGNANTORS!!!

  30. TheClan09

    TEN THINGS TO LOVE ABOUT EVERTHING THIS
    1 I dont know her but….
    2 ….I dont aprecciate this writers thoughts on a picture that doesnt concern them
    3 She looks normal and fine, Im sure anyone would love to sleep with her.
    4 Shes hot and I would sleep with her if she wanted to.
    5 You people have a problem with your penis is this looks strange to you.
    6 This is six.
    7 I feel sorry for all you homos out there that take one look and go ew a girl.
    8 Ew shes preggers(lol-fucking male homo sexuals that are so poor that cant afford to comment on my sixth Love Note(this)
    9 If this were really my ninth reason it would be on six, thanks for reading.
    10 I caught you reading my useless reasons.
    11 Guess what Ill tell my 6th. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    12th reason 9th reason I LOVE PREGNANTORS!!!

  31. TheClan09

    TEN THINGS TO LOVE ABOUT EVERTHING THIS
    1 I dont know her but….
    2 ….I dont aprecciate this writers thoughts on a picture that doesnt concern them
    3 She looks normal and fine, Im sure anyone would love to sleep with her.
    4 Shes hot and I would sleep with her if she wanted to.
    5 You people have a problem with your penis is this looks strange to you.
    6 This is six.
    7 I feel sorry for all you homos out there that take one look and go ew a girl.
    8 Ew shes preggers(lol-fucking male homo sexuals that are so poor that cant afford to comment on my sixth Love Note(this)
    9 If this were really my ninth reason it would be on six, thanks for reading.
    10 I caught you reading my useless reasons.
    11 Guess what Ill tell my 6th. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    12th reason 9th reason I LOVE PREGNANTORS!!!

  32. TheClan09

    TEN THINGS TO LOVE ABOUT EVERTHING THIS
    1 I dont know her but….
    2 ….I dont aprecciate this writers thoughts on a picture that doesnt concern them
    3 She looks normal and fine, Im sure anyone would love to sleep with her.
    4 Shes hot and I would sleep with her if she wanted to.
    5 You people have a problem with your penis is this looks strange to you.
    6 This is six.
    7 I feel sorry for all you homos out there that take one look and go ew a girl.
    8 Ew shes preggers(lol-fucking male homo sexuals that are so poor that cant afford to comment on my sixth Love Note(this)
    9 If this were really my ninth reason it would be on six, thanks for reading.
    10 I caught you reading my useless reasons.
    11 Guess what Ill tell my 6th. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    12th reason 9th reason I LOVE PREGNANTORS!!!

  33. TheClan09

    TEN THINGS TO LOVE ABOUT EVERTHING THIS
    1 I dont know her but….
    2 ….I dont aprecciate this writers thoughts on a picture that doesnt concern them
    3 She looks normal and fine, Im sure anyone would love to sleep with her.
    4 Shes hot and I would sleep with her if she wanted to.
    5 You people have a problem with your penis is this looks strange to you.
    6 This is six.
    7 I feel sorry for all you homos out there that take one look and go ew a girl.
    8 Ew shes preggers(lol-fucking male homo sexuals that are so poor that cant afford to comment on my sixth Love Note(this)
    9 If this were really my ninth reason it would be on six, thanks for reading.
    10 I caught you reading my useless reasons.
    11 Guess what Ill tell my 6th. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    12th reason 9th reason I LOVE PREGNANTORS!!!

  34. TheClan09

    TEN THINGS TO LOVE ABOUT EVERTHING THIS
    1 I dont know her but….
    2 ….I dont aprecciate this writers thoughts on a picture that doesnt concern them
    3 She looks normal and fine, Im sure anyone would love to sleep with her.
    4 Shes hot and I would sleep with her if she wanted to.
    5 You people have a problem with your penis is this looks strange to you.
    6 This is six.
    7 I feel sorry for all you homos out there that take one look and go ew a girl.
    8 Ew shes preggers(lol-fucking male homo sexuals that are so poor that cant afford to comment on my sixth Love Note(this)
    9 If this were really my ninth reason it would be on six, thanks for reading.
    10 I caught you reading my useless reasons.
    11 Guess what Ill tell my 6th. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    12th reason 9th reason I LOVE PREGNANTORS!!!

  35. TheClan09

    TEN THINGS TO LOVE ABOUT EVERTHING THIS
    1 I dont know her but….
    2 ….I dont aprecciate this writers thoughts on a picture that doesnt concern them
    3 She looks normal and fine, Im sure anyone would love to sleep with her.
    4 Shes hot and I would sleep with her if she wanted to.
    5 You people have a problem with your penis is this looks strange to you.
    6 This is six.
    7 I feel sorry for all you homos out there that take one look and go ew a girl.
    8 Ew shes preggers(lol-fucking male homo sexuals that are so poor that cant afford to comment on my sixth Love Note(this)
    9 If this were really my ninth reason it would be on six, thanks for reading.
    10 I caught you reading my useless reasons.
    11 Guess what Ill tell my 6th. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    12th reason 9th reason I LOVE PREGNANTORS!!!

  36. TheClan09

    TEN THINGS TO LOVE ABOUT EVERTHING THIS
    1 I dont know her but….
    2 ….I dont aprecciate this writers thoughts on a picture that doesnt concern them
    3 She looks normal and fine, Im sure anyone would love to sleep with her.
    4 Shes hot and I would sleep with her if she wanted to.
    5 You people have a problem with your penis is this looks strange to you.
    6 This is six.
    7 I feel sorry for all you homos out there that take one look and go ew a girl.
    8 Ew shes preggers(lol-fucking male homo sexuals that are so poor that cant afford to comment on my sixth Love Note(this)
    9 If this were really my ninth reason it would be on six, thanks for reading.
    10 I caught you reading my useless reasons.
    11 Guess what Ill tell my 6th. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    12th reason 9th reason I LOVE PREGNANTORS!!!

  37. TheClan09

    TEN THINGS TO LOVE ABOUT EVERTHING THIS
    1 I dont know her but….
    2 ….I dont aprecciate this writers thoughts on a picture that doesnt concern them
    3 She looks normal and fine, Im sure anyone would love to sleep with her.
    4 Shes hot and I would sleep with her if she wanted to.
    5 You people have a problem with your penis is this looks strange to you.
    6 This is six.
    7 I feel sorry for all you homos out there that take one look and go ew a girl.
    8 Ew shes preggers(lol-fucking male homo sexuals that are so poor that cant afford to comment on my sixth Love Note(this)
    9 If this were really my ninth reason it would be on six, thanks for reading.
    10 I caught you reading my useless reasons.
    11 Guess what Ill tell my 6th. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    12th reason 9th reason I LOVE PREGNANTORS!!!

  38. thanks for your post!!!!!!!!!

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