Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault today for hitting her maid with a cell phone over a pair of missing jeans. She’s been sentenced to pay $363 in medical expenses, do five days of community service, and attend a two-day anger management program. In court she said:
“I threw a cell phone in the apartment. The cell phone hit Ana. This was an accident because I did not intend to hit her.”
Afterwards, she issued a statement saying:
“I pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor in court today. That’s the best way I know to say I’m sorry to Ana. I accepted responsibility and I’m prepared to take my punishment. But I’m not going to let this incident define me. The past is the past. My future holds great things and I’m getting on with my life.”
Is Naomi Campbell defined by anything except explosive violence? I think she used to model or something, but now she spends her time being banned from UFC matches for excessive brutality. She’s like a science experiment where they implanted a baby fetus with the DNA of a wolverine/bear/The Incredible Hulk.
Oh my God she looks scary!
god I don’t have what it takes to deal with cunts like her. I would love for someone to knock her off of her high horse. I would love for that someone to be me. I would film it and send it into the Superficial for all to see. I think it would be a “hit” movie… rotfl. :D
SLAP!
I’m Rick James, Bitch.
What a shocker. She’s black … what did you expect??
Oh that’s right … I’d expect an “It wasn’t my fault!! Whitey made me do it!!”
So I guess my point is … it’s not a shock she actually did it … just a shock that she admitted to it.
“Look how smart and innocent I am!”
“Maybe they’ll let me off if I plead ‘special needs.’”
“Can a cute and innocent face like this do something mean like hurting a maid that I had personally imported?”
All things that went through my mind…
I appreciate the fact that she used concealer on those killer bags under her eyes but I would love it if she’d blend it in a little more.
It looks like she should plead down syndrome.
I appreciate the fact that K_A_R_L finally posted some celeb news but I would love it if he would thank his sources. Like when I sent him the link to the Associated Press article on this 3 hours ago. Yet, no credit is offered and no “thanks for making the site somewhat interesting again” is given.
Not citing your sources is called Plagiarism, K_A_R_L.
#6 – yes, I copied off of you. It was intentional. And I didn’t credit you for any part of the content that I posted. That too was intentional.
Standard Operating Procedure for this site.
This reminds me of the way Mike Tyson wouldn’t admit to raping anyone but instead claimed that he was innocently rounding the hallway corner when the pageant queen — who wasn’t looking — just stumbled onto his penis.
wedgie here’s a new pair of panties, yours seem to be in bunch
got penis?
total tranny.
The next time I see Naomi I’m just going to throw whatever I have at her.
I’m going to ring out her face like a washcloth so I can get a 2-gallon bucket of oil for frying.
Then I’ll stretch it over a the top of a tom-tom so I can beat rhythmically with great force.
Naomi who?
That photo screams out “Special needs” .. not in any kinda of sexual way, more in the .. “I need my own special carpark and happy helment to go outside” kinda way.
What’s new about Naomi Campbell?She does that all the time.Look into her innocent eyes and still the judge pleads her guilty.
The judge must be doing something in his spare-time.
#11 – nice. Thank you. ;^)
8., 9. wedge, here’s a new double dong. Yours seems to be lost up your ass.
“I threw a cell phone in the apartment. The cell phone hit Ana. This was an accident because I did not intend to hit her.”
Damn, Naomi must be running out of money…it sounds like her apartment is literally the size of a shoebox.
She threw a cell phone at the judge.
You need some serious help #20.
She is a candidate for the newest installment of my film series, entitled “Grudge Fuck IV – Back-in Black”
She is a HORSE
#20 needs only to start posting under his own identity. Stealing someone else’s screen name for weeks on end only shows that you have serious mental issues. That, and your constant talk about male homosexuality. Even the gayest of gay men don’t talk about gay sex as much as you.
Ever see that Dirty Harry movie “The Dead Pool”? Remember when the psychotic killer who thought that he was the famous movie director gets harpooned to a wall in the end. That WILL happen to you unless you stop living vicariously under someone else’s name.
Remember, you’re made special because there is only one you. Just because you’re not Rich doesn’t make you less of a person.
Well … sorry, yes it does.
FTLTC!!
There are 2 kinds of black chicks.
1. The fat ape looking welfare Queen.
2. The skinny wig wearing transvestite looking ape.
how can anyone take Naomi Campbell seriously, shes a vile aggressive b*itch. Why does fame stop her from being thrown in jail.
Brilliant of Naomi to recognize that the best way to appologize for something is to plead guilty to it in a court of law. That’s what all the apprehended criminals are doing: appologizing. I wish OJ had “appologized.” What’s that you say? how about not chucking phones at people in the first place? Fuck that! The bitch had it coming.
(22)Big chance the judge asked her to hand her over this girly-pimped cellphone.It probarly slipped out of her hand.
“Is Naomi Campbell defined by anything except explosive violence?”
Lmfao.
I need to know which five days, bcause my cell calls are backing up, and I’m afraid to use mine until I know it’s safe…
Typical Nigger Behaviour.
Typical Nigger Behaviour.
ughh i hate this bitch! and when i say bitch..she must really be one..(literally)
“oh look at me..i threw a cell phone at my maid”
she probably did it because she thought the maid would’nt have done anything about it!
this dumb model has no brain to think that the maid would not file a lawsuit!
What the? I was WONDERING what happened to RuPaul…
ugh…WHY is it that every time there’s a story on here about a black person, there are always several idiots who have to make racist jokes…it’s not even funny! it really distracts me from the joy I would be experiencing laughing at idiot celebrities because they’re richer than me and I can do that. PLEASE STOP. but if youre stupid enough to do it in the first place, you probably won’t.
so I’ll just use this as venting space.
oh, and i personally think that chucking your cell phone at people’s heads should be one of the rights of man. what is a more appropriate response to frustration than breaking your own phone by heaving it at the nearest person? if I could do it every single day without having to buy a new one, I would
Something tells me she likes to be punched in the face a half dozen times or so before being fucked, and the maid refused her advances.
#20 – You should know I only attack idiots like yourself. wedgeone actually brings something to the table, whereas you lay face down, ass up, on a table like a throwback to a San Fransisco bathhouse (shudder).
#26 – This spineless me wannabe makes gay people consider pussy, if for nothing else than to not be associated with idiots like him. Oh that’s right, I forgot… according to the Comment Filterer (HELLpenis) there is literally an army of RichPorts waiting to lay siege on me… kind of like a horde of fucking ass-reaming Lilliputans attempting to save the Fish from my rantings. I need to move out of the country… pronto.
Wow, $363 whole dollars out of her millions, and a couple days of community service. Real harsh punishment. I’m sure it’ll really get the message across.
Posted by heyheyhey on January 17, 2007 2:26 AM
ugh…WHY is it that every time there’s a story on here about a black person, there are always several idiots who have to make racist jokes…it’s not even funny! it really distracts me from the joy I would be experiencing laughing at idiot celebrities because they’re richer than me and I can do that. PLEASE STOP. but if youre stupid enough to do it in the first place, you probably won’t.
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and you are an idiot for responding….and the irony is, I may be perceived as an idiot for responding to an idiot that responded to an idiot….aint life grand?
I wish I had a maid to slap.
I saw Naomi on 40th street in NYC during fashion week and #25 is correct. SHE’S A FUCKING HORSE! A real specimen.
why doesn’t she ever go into jail?