MTV is Just Tempting God Now

December 8th, 2010 // 105 Comments

Seen here at her birthday party sponsored by LifeStyles condoms – You just read that – Snooki is apparently going to be inside the New Year’s Eve ball in Times Square as it signals the start of 2011. People reports:

The pint-sized Jersey Shore star, 23, has agreed to crawl into a ball that will drop in New York City’s Times Square as the clock counts down to midnight on New Year’s Eve, according to The Hollywood Reporter.
Her castmates, including Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, will also have their chance to shine on MTV New Year’s Bash, an hour-long program recapping the year in entertainment. They’ll lead the crowd in a fist-pumping marathon as they attempt to break a Guinness world record.

Jesus. I’m pretty sure Satanists sacrificing babies are reading this right now going, “That’s just wrong.” Then again, it’s nice to know what to expect in 2011: Eternal suffering in a lake of fire. In the meantime, to any terrorists reading out there, I really can’t stress how generous with the virgins Allah would be if you blew up Times Square on New Year’s Eve. Our infidel hearts would literally collapse on themselves. Right, everybody? (Nod, goddammit.)

Photos: Splash News


  1. Snooki
    Commented on this photo:

    So they are going to drop this bitch in the new years ball?
    This could be awesome.
    How fast are we allowed to drop it?

  2. Captain Kondom

    She won’t sell many rubbers, after seeing that men would rather give up sex….

  3. Tom Ericson

    Well at least they’ve created a big enough ball for this giant hamster to roll around in.

  4. She looks like a big fluffy turd! Gorgeous gorgeous you filthy slam-pig, you!

  5. Snooki
    Commented on this photo:

    Jeez, she’s looking old and kinda worn already. Not only a little troll, now and old little troll.

  6. Snooki
    Señor Pedro
    Commented on this photo:

    Best condom advertising EVER! “Kyng Condoms: her parents used an inferior brand.”

  7. joho777

    The Return of the Pot-Bellied Pig!

  8. Snooki
    sc whore
    Commented on this photo:

    text me : ) 843 312 8785

  9. Snooki
    ctrl tab
    Commented on this photo:

    When oranges and Swiffer dusters breed…

  10. Ash Bones

    I would use those on her.

  11. wim

    let’s hope we will meet her some day……………….INCLUDING “HER” CONDOMS, folks!!

  12. Andriiya

    This is far more offensive than building a mosque near the site of the 9/11 attacks. This is like finding a WTC survivor and leaving a bag of flaming ewok shit on his front door everyday for a year and then giving him herpes.

  13. sarare

    A long long time ago MTV ran music videos. And that was kinda cool.
    Now they seem bent on the stupidification of the nation. so cool. I love this , So does My boyfriend .he is almost 11year older than me .i met him via agegaplove.c ‘om a nice place for seeking age le ss love.which gives you a chance to make your life better and open opportunities for you to meet the attractive young girls and treat you like a king. Maybe you wanna check it out or tell your friends.. Just love it

  14. Snooki
    Toby Weymiller
    Commented on this photo:

    I would like to crawl inside those big boobs and nest.

  15. Manda

    Why hasn’t this garden gnome died already? I keep hoping she’ll choke to death on one of the many phallic objects she sucks on daily. Isn’t there a farm somewhere they can open for her and Tila Tequila where they can run free and wild but not infect the rest of us with their whore-virus?

  16. shankyouverymuch

    Oh, I don’t know- she looks a bit cute here. I’d fuck that fat little porky-pig! Yeah I’d abuse her anus dry, fill it with my spooge & then just see what happened next!

  17. whitney

    Here’s to hoping she pulls an “Owen Hart”. Cheers!

  18. Michelle

    Does anyone else notice she looks just stoned in this pic. Maybe that’s why she has the box near her mouth – she is snacky.

  19. misinformation

    Fortunately she will not be in THE ball that everyone associates with Times Square and New Years Eve. MTV is making their own “ball” that will be totally separate from the normal festivities. In other words, this is a non-story.

  20. dude

    There is some good news guys. They’re sticking her in the ball today.

  21. Hopefully, this is how they plan to off her.

    also, how many peacocks had to die to make that outfit?

  22. Snooki
    Commented on this photo:

    Did she eat JWoww? What in the hell?!

    • BigBone

      Dude, she’s got some nice big titties, but you have to look at her face at some point! Keep eatin’ pickles bitch, you’re not getting mine! LOL

  23. Toby Weymiller

    I would like to crawl between her big boobs and nest.

  24. Snooki
    Commented on this photo:

    Ostrich and marshmallow unite!

  25. GravyLeg

    Marketing genius. Anytime I see a dirty used condom on a sidewalk, I ALREADY think of Snooki.

  26. Snooki
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know hogs could have a moulting season.

  27. G

    LifeStyles comdoms just joined all the other companies that somehow are helping the world we live in and using it as publicity…
    Avoid Snooki to reproduce, plant a tree… same combat.

  28. woooooooooooooooooooooooo

    The producers over at Celebrity Fit Club are flipping their shit right now. Shes the closest thing to a real celebrity that show would have.

  29. DarthSith

    well god job fish now cause of this pic i’m jumping to the gay side.

  30. Snooki
    Commented on this photo:

    Watch out, inexplicably famous people. Looks like the Hilton wonk-eye is contagious.

  31. jonny

    I only know enough about snookie from the internet,it was people like her that made me cancel my cable-

  32. Snooki
    Commented on this photo:

    yikes, that dress does no justice for her!

  33. Snooki Lover

    God, I want her so badly.

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