Miss Universe is a Mexican. OH NOES, WHITE PEOPLE!
Miss Mexico Jimena Navarrete was officially named the hottest chick on the planet, or just Miss Universe 2010, in Vegas last night effectively continuing Donald Trump’s silent campaign to make white people’s heads explode into a boner stew of xenophobia. — I don’t even know what that means. Granted, this was a competition between countries from around the world, a Mexican took the top honor on American soil essentially proving those Minutemen citizen border patrols are nothing but drunken Nazis who suck at life. No, really, she was wearing a bikini and sparkling. That’s like catching a five foot lightning bug. C’mon.