Miss Mexico Jimena Navarrete was officially named the hottest chick on the planet, or just Miss Universe 2010, in Vegas last night effectively continuing Donald Trump‘s silent campaign to make white people’s heads explode into a boner stew of xenophobia. — I don’t even know what that means. Granted, this was a competition between countries from around the world, a Mexican took the top honor on American soil essentially proving those Minutemen citizen border patrols are nothing but drunken Nazis who suck at life. No, really, she was wearing a bikini and sparkling. That’s like catching a five foot lightning bug. C’mon.
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RK | August 24, 2010 at 10:20 am
Primera
Jake | August 24, 2010 at 11:23 am
She can climb over my fence any day!
Trish | August 24, 2010 at 7:28 pm
Racist!!!
DaMan | August 24, 2010 at 1:31 pm
Now I can finally say the line that I always wanted to say,
What an ugly Mexican!
Oh Hell No | August 24, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Why? Cuz she’d never do YOU?
Jen | August 24, 2010 at 7:29 pm
Ha, your just hating!!
Maria | August 24, 2010 at 11:04 pm
LOL! you must be the UGLY ONE!!!!!! She is gorgeous!!!!!! much better than the Miss USA! stupid!!!!!!!
CHICO | August 25, 2010 at 2:11 pm
What a fucking joke. This wetback is no better looking than the bitch that does my laundry. BTW Consuelo less starch next time or I call immigration on your ass! There were so many better and hotter looking girls thans this chic but all you spics are gona say other wise. Sorry pendejos but she isnt that hot. Now I grew up in South Texas and I have seen & dated my share of hot spanish girls, so I can judge Mother F__er’s. Now go cut my grass and make my tacos before I go all Loco and cut you with my switch blade!!
Chrissy | August 25, 2010 at 6:05 pm
Chico, you’re a total dumbass!!!
Oh Hell No | August 25, 2010 at 10:12 pm
Why do they call you CHICO? Cuz you got a small dick???
DaMan | August 24, 2010 at 11:35 pm
VERY overrated! Too made up. Underneath all this garbage she looks like the others.
tejeringoelchico | August 26, 2010 at 7:54 pm
Chico is the Mexican nickname for asshole…
There is also a tune that goes:
Chico, chico, cha-cha-cha
Let Big Taco deep-inside-your-pride
Doc Schweinstrudel | August 25, 2010 at 5:15 am
I remeber when I was very young I saw Lucia Mendez for the first time and heard her voice. I was so stunned. Nobody could ever make such impression
That’s the real Mexican beauty. Nobody can top that!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztvgFFINLK4&feature=related
CARLO | August 25, 2010 at 11:28 am
What’s with all the hate? Beautiful women come from every country. I personally like the pale white sickly looking girlsbut this girl is certainly gorgeous. Miss Ireland looks just as “ethnic” as the Mexican. I love them both. I think it’s Miss Finland for me.
TINSC | February 12, 2011 at 4:23 pm
Mexico is a country. Her racial makeup is clearly not native. She’s mostly caucasian and you can GUARANTEE that based on her appearance.
I personally don’t care what color the person who wins or loses is, but I just wanted to point out that this blog is utterly retarded.
A caucasian mexican winning really isn’t much different from a caucasian european winning.
Go whitewash yourself | August 4, 2011 at 2:56 pm
She’s Mestiza, so STFU trying to “whitenize” certain people.
robin | April 22, 2011 at 12:28 am
she is very attractive, white women not so much
ANON | August 4, 2011 at 3:07 pm
SHE IS A MEXICAN (MESTIZA), NOT QUITE “WHITE”.
SO OTHER COMMENTS YOU READ SAYING OTHER WISE ARE WHITE-WASHING FOOLS.
DKNY | August 24, 2010 at 10:22 am
Why don’t any of the illegals ever look like that?
Yeah | August 24, 2010 at 11:12 am
Because none of the girls that look like that have the need to cross the border to look for a job. Also, I can understand she was picked because she exemplifies the hispanic type, but she really falls flat compared to some of the caucasian women in Mexico. Naturally, they are all more european-influenced so…
squiggle | August 24, 2010 at 10:22 am
But she’s a white Mexican, surely?
KV | August 24, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Apparently she is.
Also, hell is hell is freezing over, that ‘s the only way I can understand this woman is mexican and won a beauty contest. We all know mexicans aren’t the pretty type at all.
Ana | August 24, 2010 at 12:55 pm
I don’t know where are you from, or if you have ever visited Mexico, but down here (Mexico) we do sure have a lot of beautiful people…
The Only Hetero in this Joint | August 24, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Congrats! THAT is the stupidest statement I ever read here and that’s coming from soemone who has read Cock Doc’s posts.
BTW: This beauty can violate my borders any day.
Oh Hell No | August 24, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Thats because ‘KV’ is really ‘KKK’…..
Maria | August 24, 2010 at 11:22 pm
You people hear the word Mexican and think everybody look indian!, wearing feathers in their heads and carry bows and arrows!. That only expresses your ignorance! Mexicans are a mix of Spanish blood and the natives that inhabited the region /country when the Spanish conquest took place.
As you may know, with time Mexican blood has evolved, same way “whites” in USA who are not 100% “whites” anymore!!!! are you?????
I am Mexican in and out!!!!!! and my familia is not a Mexican indian family! WE ARE MEXICANS!!!!!!! period! Besides, the Mexican pre-Hispanic cultures that were living in Mexico were beautiful people and were very happy with their way of life until the whites came to ruin everything and abuse of them!!!!!!!!!
VIVA MEXICO!!!!!!!!!!! VIVA USA!!!!!!!!!!
Lady XX | August 25, 2010 at 6:44 pm
No, KV, mexicans aren’t the ‘pretty’ type at all: just ask Salma Hayek.
TINSC | February 12, 2011 at 4:18 pm
@Maria
Unless you’re literally a citizen of Mexico, you have no idea how stupid you sound. You’re likely an “American”. And, that means that you don’t actually have any “Mexican” blood. You’ve got some combination of caucasian and native blood. If you’re lighter than you are dark, then despite your misplaced ethnocentrism you’re actually a caucasian American with a pretty retarded, and utterly misplaced sense of ethnic pride.
Jim | August 24, 2010 at 8:41 pm
ha, your blind, dumb, and a Racist!!! Let’s see your pic?
pingpong | August 25, 2010 at 1:22 am
maria per chance are u a beaner?
Chrissy | August 25, 2010 at 6:07 pm
pingpong, perhaps you’re a CRACKER???
marina | August 24, 2010 at 9:13 pm
white Mexican? HA!
so many people really have the need to categorize people! Mexicans are mostly mestizos (mixed). She is beautiful, and she is not light skinned even for MExican standards. No way. She does not look native mexican, but she has the typical coloring of a Mexican, lots of girls look like that.
The organizers of the local Mexican contest favor girls with the typical Mexican look, few light skinned blondish girls have won as of lately, but there are lots of people all colors in Mexico, men and women, tall and short. and many of them have beautiful features .
another Mexican beauty, Miss world 2007 runner up
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina_Mor%C3%A1n
Doc Schweinstrudel | August 24, 2010 at 10:23 am
HA! There were better looking ladies there, even from African countries. Ireland wasn’t bad at all.
CANADA!!! Why you pull again Russian broad to represent you at the competition.
Now about that Ukranian…WHY oh WHY is it trendy now to have women whose eyes are set wide apart as a poster girl!
Fati87 | August 24, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Maybe Canada pulls Russian girls because they are gorgeous. Could it be that? Also, go learn English.
kellly | August 24, 2010 at 3:09 pm
hahahaha!
Sam | August 24, 2010 at 7:31 pm
Whites always want to think they are so damn superior!!!
Brooke | August 25, 2010 at 2:16 am
Fati87, you can’t make fun of someone’s English after having typed the sentence “Could it be that?”
Lovely | August 25, 2010 at 9:27 am
I agree girls from Russia and Eastern Europe are the most beautful women.
BESP | August 24, 2010 at 7:17 pm
EVEN from african countries….hahahaha!!! is that racist??
Doc Schweinstrudel | August 25, 2010 at 6:42 am
I mean it. First too much makup on that Mexican woman! If you take a closer look at her eyes, they are assymetrical: one is located higher than the other. And in my view her nose is kind of cut short.
Next point is I believe that Canada is a big country and beautiful Canadian girls can be found to represent their country. This Russian woman they took should represent Russia. While Russia is being represented by a Ukranian and Ukraine has this crab eyed Vodyanova-Kerr-Moss freakazoid look to her -eyes are just set too wide apart.
Next pont: Thai beuty looked like a human doll! I couldn’t believe that’s a living breething human right there – so cute!
Some women representing African countries were sooo sizzling hot.
I didn’t like Miss New Zealand
Miss Ireland was the best!
Asa | August 26, 2010 at 6:19 pm
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn, Doc, your rambling post almost brought a tear to my eye, lol, Glad Miss Mexico won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don’t be a crybaby!!
Hemingway | August 24, 2010 at 10:26 am
Muoy Caliente!
dudeatdudedotdude | August 24, 2010 at 1:29 pm
+1 tho yeah if she’s representative of mexican i’m rep of chinese
fuckyeah | August 24, 2010 at 6:04 pm
then you need to go out more often, I can send you a dime, that will be enough for a poor redneck like you, and don’t worry, the smoky mountains and the moonshine won’t miss you
Tam | August 24, 2010 at 7:32 pm
You sound so IGNORANT!!
El Schwing | August 24, 2010 at 10:26 am
Yo quierro! Thank God she’s not muslim, or I’d have to behead her for taking off her mask.
billabong021 | August 24, 2010 at 7:45 pm
yes very clever (NOT)
Jennny | August 30, 2010 at 5:31 pm
hahahahahahahaha
Ho Mighty | August 24, 2010 at 8:49 pm
Shut the fuck up, you inbred trailer trash hick! I think I hear your wife and your girlfriend are hollering for you. Well I guess that would mean your mama and your sister are calling you, huh, trash?
Jen | August 24, 2010 at 9:20 pm
Love your comment Ho Mighty!!!
Jennny | August 30, 2010 at 5:32 pm
hahahahahahahaha ho mighty.
FrankNfrtr | August 24, 2010 at 10:31 am
She has lots of arm & belly fuzzies (see pic #5)….like a Mexican peach.
But I don’t have a problem with that. She is very cute.
Deacon Jones | August 24, 2010 at 10:31 am
Man, these girls WERE SMOKING LAST NIGHT. I didn’t even try to disguise flipping to this with the gf, I told her I wanted “to make sure the US was represented fairly in the swimsuit category”. With a straight face, naturally.
FISH, get a big gallery going, obviously the chick above’s body was a 6 compared to some of those other fucking stunners that were strutting their shit in high heels.
I fucking love eastern Europeans. And Asians. oh, and Latinos, those fucking South American girls are second to none. ARRRREEEEBA!
pingpong | August 25, 2010 at 1:23 am
lol
Deacon Jones | August 24, 2010 at 10:34 am
WTF happened to my post?
Anyways, those girls were smoking hot last night! Trump has gotten his shit together, bikinis were skimpy as hell, loved it.
FISH, get some more pics up of the other chicks, they were way hotter
Hh | August 24, 2010 at 10:37 am
I loooooved Miss Ireland. Would marry the girl. (In states where girl+girl marriages are legal, hehe.)
oooaaahhh | August 24, 2010 at 10:41 am
Ella es muy linda, verdad?
ym | August 24, 2010 at 10:43 am
is it me or does this site and comments suck now? it used to be funny, now it seems we’re getting his dopey political views shoved down our throats. Stick with the chicks, spare us your rhetoric.
Smackey the Frog | August 24, 2010 at 2:48 pm
+1 Totally agree. Shuddup with the libtard rantings and show hot chicks. If you must, slam dopey celebrities for dopey behavior.
Patrick | August 25, 2010 at 9:23 am
Show’s the utter desperation of the idiots on the left. Yeah, only white people would be bothered by this. It doesn’t matter how in AZ almost 70% approve of AZ 1070. It doesn’t matter that AZ has about 31% registered Republicans, which we all know are all white because you can’t be a Republican if you are not white.
Martyr | August 24, 2010 at 10:45 am
She is VERY beautiful, but not your typical (fat, big jawed, ugly faced) Mexican woman. If you want to see one of those, come to Texas and you can see why the minutemen want to keep them out.
oooaaahhh | August 24, 2010 at 10:53 am
That’s because she is more Spanish than Indian.
Jimena | August 24, 2010 at 11:27 am
hay más en México que solamente “español” o “indígena”. Tenemos influencia árabe (libanés), asiática (China), africana y europea (Alemania, Francia, Austria). Lo que pasa es que, a diferencia de USA, en México no es tan importante la cuestión étnica. Todos nos hemos mezcaldo con todos. En USA, a un americano con ojos rasgados le dicen “Jap”, confundiendo nacionalidad con raza. En México nadie puede decir, como lo hace todo mundo en USA, “soy 17% indígena, 20% español, 37% árabe y 26% francés). Eso sólo ocurren en USA.
Sugar | August 24, 2010 at 11:41 am
I live in a town that is 95% Mexican (legal and not) and the only beautiful girls are the teens that haven’t had kids yet. Some of the women in their 20′s could pass for being in their 40′s.
Deacon Jones | August 24, 2010 at 1:26 pm
@sugar,
Same with North jersey
Blech | August 27, 2010 at 1:01 am
Jimena, gracias por su inteligente commentario! Mi madre fue Mejicana, y mi padre es de Bolivia. Dos de mis abuelos fueron de Ucrania y Espana, y mi apellido es judio. La mitad de me familia esta en Mejico y son Catolicos, y la otra mitad vive aqui en los Estados Unidos y son mayormente Judios!
Jake | August 24, 2010 at 11:24 am
Because all the fat Texas women don’t like the competition?
EvaJane | August 24, 2010 at 1:00 pm
right, because there aren’t any fat, big jawed, ugly faced white people. Mexican women are beautiful, look at Eva Langoria, Thalia, Selma Hayek. Even more there’s beautiful women in every culture, just as there are ugly people in every culture.
JJJ | August 24, 2010 at 1:15 pm
That happens when we go to US, there are a lot of big fat women eating 4 burgers each one, but there are also very nice and pretty girls, that happen everywhere, so doesnt mean that if you meet one ugly girl every girl will be ugly
Joe | August 24, 2010 at 7:34 pm
I am baffled by all you RACIST idiots!!!
pingpong | August 25, 2010 at 1:24 am
Listen… if u don’t like racists.. I suggest u leave mister.
WE DONT TAKE KINDLY TO NON-RACISTS HURRR
Joe | August 25, 2010 at 6:12 pm
Why don’t you go straight to your hillbilly house & watch your KKK videos!!!!!
Mars | August 24, 2010 at 8:50 pm
Don´t be ignorant my friend, Im from Mexico City, we have beautiful girls and we are normal peoples too, we cry and smile, we have in Mexico,Mercedes Benz, Ferraris,McDonalds, Gucci, Playstations, Ford, Ihop´s, beautiful cities we are fat, skinny, old and young peoples, white, brown and tall and shorts…Like US!! For Example, I have a great work, my wife has beautifulgreen eyes and she´s white like me, and we have problems too, like racism , violence and all that bullshit!
In cities like Jalisco, Durango, Nuevo Leon, Mexico City, we have sooo beautiful girls, like Miss universe!! If you don´t know about us, please don´t say all that stuff. Look!!!!!! we have cities too!! not just towns with mariachis!!
http://homepage.mac.com/helipilot/.Pictures/vistasaereas/Interlomas.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/121/254973725_a86475a375.jpg
http://mundialdesudafrica2010.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/fotos-marisol-gonzalez-televisa.jpg
http://otovid.com/video/P82WunaVBIs/autos-exoticos-en-mexico.html
Common guys, we have good and bad things!!
Greetings!!
Sam | August 24, 2010 at 9:23 pm
Way to say it Mars, ther are so many Racist comments, & many have no clue at what they are talking about!!!
Lia | September 18, 2010 at 3:13 am
100% de acuerdo contigo Mars!! I’m from Mexico city too..
These Ignorants here brag and brag about wetbacks, beaners blah blah blah, and more than half of them have never been to Mexico. They have no clue of how Mexico really is. We have cities (Mexico city being one of the biggest cities in the WORLD). THE RICHEST CITY IN LATIN AMERICA, AND #8 RICHEST IN THE WORLD http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexico_City
There’s a lot of succesful people there too like Emilio Azcarraga, Carlos Slim the richest man in the world, yes he is a MEXICAN!!! Mexico is the same as the USA and any other country.
Americans think of Mexico as a desert with a cactus, sombreros, and burritos!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE WRONG!!
Yes there is people crossing the border, but not only from Mexico, there is people coming from all over latin america, but yea of course Mexico gets the blame and they categorize all of them as “mexicans”.
And now I see all of the anger from the white people that a Mexican is Miss Universe 2010. There’s BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE IN MEXICO!! again like in any other country.
Unfortunately all of the Mexicans that come to the USA ilegally are people who are very poor, have no education, and want something better, and they think that Usa is a great country that would change their lifes!! They are somewhat like the white homeless here!! (don’t want to offend anyone) Lets categorize all the white people and say that all them live in trailers or have no home at all and are standing by the traffic lights holding a piece of carton begging people for money!!! how would you people like that??
All these racists here make me laugh! they are so ignorant, I feel sorry for them!! And they say they hate mexicans but they eat mexican food!! ha ha!! (which is not really real mexican food) Stupid honkies, white trash. I dont know why they complain, they’re immigrants too!! REAL AMERICANS are the native of americans!!
Another thing please don’t say “This is AMERICA SPEAK ENGLISH”, For your information AMERICA IS THE WHOLE CONTINENT. white people get your facts right! thats why this country is called United States OF AMERICA!!!
racist people; Watch this and shut up!! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3raj0J6iDJc
-one of the many beautiful places in México!!
pingpong | August 25, 2010 at 1:26 am
no, come to california.. they are uglier here
Joe | August 25, 2010 at 6:14 pm
pingpong, Are you really this ignorant & pathetic? hmmm, probably just a lonely Racist with no one to hangout with!!! LOSER!!!
Rick's Mommy | September 11, 2010 at 11:34 pm
Those “typical fat, big jawed, ugly faced Mexican women” that you talk about are not Mexican stupid, they are American chicanas (born in the U.S. who are Mexican descendants) that do their eyebrows with sharpies and dress up like “Cholas”…Now THAT is freaky and it must be embarrasing for a real Mexican to be compared to them…Now, not all Americans who are Mexican descendants are “Cholas” ok, there are pretty decent looking and well mannered Mexican-Americans in the U.S.A.
Keepin it rough | August 24, 2010 at 10:57 am
The Donald sure knows how to soothe the beast in this country. However, It does not take away from that mexicunt’s (sorry, couldn’t resist) beauty.
The MAN | August 24, 2010 at 6:14 pm
ID give her a creampie
Vito | August 24, 2010 at 11:02 am
Take THAT, Arizona!
missywissy | August 24, 2010 at 12:31 pm
ummm….. that’s probably the only reason why she won. These pageants are becoming more and more political. Whatever the hot topic is this time next year, who ever represents the “repressed side” will win. Don’t get too excited.
Deacon Jones | August 24, 2010 at 1:27 pm
THEN I SAY WE INVADE IRELAND!
Doc Schweinstrudel | August 24, 2010 at 11:04 am
POST ALL THE CONTESTANT PICS!
thunderstud | August 24, 2010 at 11:06 am
I didn’t watch that show… but based off these pics this lady deserved to win. She is muyo hot! (Loves me some Spanish ladies).
M | August 24, 2010 at 11:11 am
I guarantee she has hairy nipples. Dirty spick.
Al Burgess | August 24, 2010 at 12:00 pm
same as your puta gringa madre.
Oh Hell No | August 24, 2010 at 1:46 pm
LOL!!!
Joe | August 24, 2010 at 7:35 pm
STFU, Jealous ass!!
Asa | August 26, 2010 at 7:44 pm
You guarantee, hmmm? Yeah right, no way in HELL you’d ever get that lucky to be that close to this HOTT Chick!!! LOSER
Jimena | August 24, 2010 at 11:15 am
Soy muy mexicana, no hablo inglés, y gané Miss Universo en Las Vegas. Estos americanos racistas me dan risa.
Yeah | August 24, 2010 at 11:59 am
Si no hablas ingles, como sabes que estan siendo racistas…? jaja you fail darling.
OhMyGod | August 24, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Jimena puede se lo suficentemente ignorante para no poder hablar inglés, pero es posible que lo pueda leer. You fail darling.
pingpong | August 25, 2010 at 1:26 am
how about CHATA FACK UP bitch
Asa | August 26, 2010 at 7:45 pm
pingpong, I thought Asians could spell better, lol, guess you missed that mold in the assembly line!!!
Ted Tedlinson | August 24, 2010 at 11:16 am
Of course there’s no difference between a Mexican pageant contestant and an illegal alien sneaking in, using false/stolen ID, not paying taxes and leeching off everyone. A perfectly valid comparison.
Jimena | August 24, 2010 at 11:28 am
La mayoría de los inmigrantes ileagles tienen empleos decentes, empleos que los americanos no quieren hacer; no son parásitos.
Eric | August 24, 2010 at 12:17 pm
That is a B.S. reason to excuse illegal behavior. The issue is ILLEGAL immigration. There is nothing wrong with people immigrating to this country legally and playing by the rules that everyone else has to. But it is wrong to excuse the millions of people who come into this country ILLEGALLY while your tax dollars and mine go to support them with public education, public housing, medicare, medicaid etc. And yet anyone who says anything about it is branded a racist and a xenophobe.
pingpong | August 25, 2010 at 1:36 am
Translation: “I am beaner”
tupapa | August 26, 2010 at 11:11 pm
Illegal aliens, as you call them, wouldn’t cross the border if dishonest americans wouldn’t give them jobs, so I suppose it is both ways.
jkhjkh | August 24, 2010 at 11:35 am
they took your job as toilet scrubber. that sucks. down with mexico!
boobie inspector | August 24, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Hopefully your a 65 year old minutemen so u can hurry up and die already :)
bigrockstar | August 24, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Let me start by saying that English is my 3rd language. With that said, ALL of you are missing a very important point. Yes, ILLEGAL immigration is a problem but what makes this country attractive to these immigrants? It’s you, WHITE PEOPLE. You want to want to make more profit for your businesses so you hire these ILLEGAL immigrants. You can pay these immigrants less than you would a U.S. citizen. So you continue to line your pockets on the backs of these poor people and then be so stupid as to fucking complain about them coming here? I think I have just shown where the REAL idiots are located.
Jen | August 24, 2010 at 8:45 pm
Ignorant comment!!!
revnow | August 27, 2010 at 12:03 pm
And now jkhjkh, you can be the tranny asshole licker you always wanted to be.
EvaJane | August 24, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Are you serious? Would you ever do the back-breaking labor they do? For pennies on the dollar? Do you not realize that most of the people that are leeching off the system are dumb-ass white trash meth heads that don’t want to work, so they file for unemployment, disability, welfare… racists bastards… read your history—all of it!
Smackey the Frog | August 24, 2010 at 2:53 pm
BS. Total BS. Where are you getting your history books? Cuba? I love how libtards complain about employers “leeching” illegal immigrant labor, but then go into complete shitfits if there’s a raid! Completely irrational behavior.
The MAN | August 24, 2010 at 6:16 pm
That is way off. Most Negroes in this country are sitting home breeding and on welfare
OhMyGod | August 24, 2010 at 3:38 pm
I wish Americans would realize that not all illegal aliens do not pay taxes. In fact, my family has been paying taxes ever since we’ve lived here, and I will file my first tax return this coming year. So before you think that all immigrants leech off the system, please do some research.
noogaloopagus | August 24, 2010 at 4:23 pm
If your illegal and you file a Federal Tax return, you will be deported, you idiot.
pingpong | August 25, 2010 at 1:44 am
UH OH…. Somebody’s gettin’ busted!!!
LOLLLLLLL
Trish | August 24, 2010 at 7:36 pm
Quit hating dumb HONKY!!
mexican | August 25, 2010 at 1:23 am
First, she is a beautiful woman. not because she is mexican but because she has a great body, looks great in that bikini (most women will never look like that) and has a beautiful smile among many other things, and if you dont think she’s attractive theres something wrong with you.
Secondly, you dont get deported by filing a federal tax return. My family has been living here for 12 years illegally. they’ve done their taxes every year, they have a ton of money taken away during the year only to get back a few hundred dollars. if anything we are giving this country money to support all the lazy ass citizens on welface and living off of social security money. do you know how many citizens dont do their taxes or even pay for them? we fuel your damn economy assholes. we buy everything you buy, we pay for the same bills. its not like we are exempted from paying our rent of electricity. We work for low paying jobs that no one wants, we do the hard labor, we stand around for hours waiting to see if any companies need temps. Ive never seen anything but mexicans stand out there waiting to be picked up to work in construction or something. where are all the white people who accuse us of taking their jobs? sitting at the unemployment office doing shit. I just dont get why people hate us so much. We come here to work, to go to school, to live a better life. you white people would do the same if you were in our situations so dont act all fucking superior when youre not. in the end we are all humans in different circumstances and you cant judge us until you stand in our shoes.
pingpong | August 25, 2010 at 1:47 am
awwwww shnap “mexican” made a really good point… many many sentences too… maybe she’s not really illegal…
YOU ILLEGAL ALIEN IMPOSTER!! DEPORTACIONES!!!!!
wow | August 26, 2010 at 3:30 pm
wow, i love how so many people say all this racist shit behind their cpu screens. And the sad thing is some of the people making these comments are probably nice people… sad how America is.
Gando | August 24, 2010 at 11:19 am
Twenty-two years old and the second Mexican Miss Universe ever! Congrats!
smashsmash | August 24, 2010 at 11:24 am
This is what most Mexican girls look like until they turn thirty and grow a super thick Burt Reynolds mustache and their once adorable arm fuzz turns wirey and black. Also, it is a well known fact that Mexican women are prone to serious cases of spider veins from all the squatting they do shitting out anchor babies on the American side of the border.
Where is this chick’s neck tat? All the Mexican I see trying to figure out the self checkout at Walmart all have neck tats… Something is fishy.
M | August 24, 2010 at 11:45 am
LOL
KANYEISGAY | August 24, 2010 at 12:02 pm
FUNNY THAN THE FISH ,LMAO !
The MAN | August 24, 2010 at 6:18 pm
They also grow more pubic hair that xtends to the abdomen
Trish | August 24, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Stupid Crackers!!!
pingpong | August 25, 2010 at 1:27 am
where’s her 3 dirty kids?
Joe | August 25, 2010 at 6:18 pm
pingpong, don’t you have a life? total waste of a human body!! JERK!!
tupapa | August 26, 2010 at 11:22 pm
pingpong. I know this is not the better place to disclose this matter, but i have to tell you that you have Mexican blood. I’m your real father and i suppose that’s the reason you hate Mexicans. I met your mother when she was a young whore and was the bitch of the whole Mexican soccer team. You might ask yourself how do I know that you are my son. She told me, I don’t know how but they always know.
Asa | August 27, 2010 at 6:42 pm
tupapa- LOL, I love your post!!! Way too go!!
Jennny | August 30, 2010 at 5:43 pm
hahahahahaha i love you “name”
Tony | August 24, 2010 at 11:28 am
No matter where they are from the contestants don’t represent what the average looking person of their birthplace looks like.
Reminds me of a story my old neighbor used to tell. He was stationed in the Pacific during WWII. When he got there he said
the women were real ugly but after a few months they started to look pretty good.
pingpong | August 25, 2010 at 1:28 am
a few months and a lot of booze…OH YEA!
Internet | August 24, 2010 at 11:36 am
My girlfriend has the SAME EXACT excessive armhair.
pingpong | August 25, 2010 at 1:30 am
HOLY SH*T I JUST NOTICED THE ARM HAIR
THANK GOD IM ASIAN (AND MY GF) LALALALALAHAHAHALFJ
YA FREAKING HAIRY EURO WHITE DEVILS (AND DIRTY NATIVE AMERICAN MUTS)
Angela | August 25, 2010 at 9:13 pm
yeah, sadly, lack of body hair still doesn’t make up for a tiny penis…
oh wait… tai ni penis.
Patrick | August 25, 2010 at 9:26 am
Tell him to shave more often.
joe blow | August 24, 2010 at 11:37 am
Meh… just another beaner.
jumpin_j | August 24, 2010 at 11:40 am
… that you wouldn’t kick out of bed for eating crackers.
joe blow | August 24, 2010 at 4:33 pm
True, true. That’s true of any decent looking female.
Jen | August 24, 2010 at 8:48 pm
and your just another stupid racist Joe Blow, who couldn’t even get an ugly fat (any race) woman!!!
pingpong | August 25, 2010 at 1:31 am
not even ugly fat Jen… damn ur sad lol
Jen | August 25, 2010 at 6:22 pm
Loser, don’t you have some rice to fry?
Mark | August 24, 2010 at 11:38 am
I have seen a lot of beautiful women from Mexico. She is mediocre at best.
pingpong | August 25, 2010 at 1:32 am
True dat. Bitch is whatevers holmes.
LOL’Z
Gene | August 24, 2010 at 11:38 am
Salma Hayek is still prettier.
El Dukeh Picante | August 24, 2010 at 11:39 am
I guess Mexico isn’t a total waste. Miss Ireland is way better looking.
So what | August 24, 2010 at 11:55 am
What does it matter if she’s from Mexico? She’s a hot, tight little piece of ass who I want to fuck 24/7/365…
El Dukeh Picante | August 24, 2010 at 11:56 am
Miss Arizona is better looking too:
http://missarizonausa.com/miss/
Just sayin’.
So Miss USA is an Arab and Miss Universe is a Mexican and neither one is pretty enough for their respective title…politics ruin everything.
Yeah | August 24, 2010 at 12:04 pm
Miss Arizona is disgusting. Looks like a 30 dollar hooker.
El Dukeh Picante | August 24, 2010 at 12:21 pm
Yeah but that comes to approximately 387 Mexican Pesos – not too shabby!
Yeah | August 24, 2010 at 12:37 pm
lmao
pingpong | August 25, 2010 at 1:48 am
Have you fucking been to the streets of Phoenix?! Well actually they are all 2 dollar hookers over there so I guess you make a valid point..
Mike | August 24, 2010 at 11:57 am
She stole the title just like all beaners do.
Al Burgess | August 24, 2010 at 12:02 pm
beaners are those removed from your dark hole by my master hammer, ok puto gringo?
Don | August 24, 2010 at 7:39 pm
Ignorant Racist- white dumbass
Boogeyman King Dong | August 24, 2010 at 12:00 pm
She’d look pretty bangable.
El Dukeh Picante | August 24, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Mexico sucks. Now, I’m not saying she’s a Wetback – I’m just saying she would be one when I got through with her.
The MAN | August 24, 2010 at 6:20 pm
I would spray my cum over her hairy pussy
Jen | August 24, 2010 at 8:49 pm
You Suck!!
smashsmash | August 25, 2010 at 2:36 am
No, but really does Mexico suck. You can tell this because you have to pay Federales 20 bucks to not plant drugs on you when you drive through their village.
Mars | August 25, 2010 at 2:23 pm
And you fucker buy that drug…you sucks fucking bastard!!
tupapa | August 27, 2010 at 12:03 am
smashsmash, you’re really an asshole. Nobody pays them anything, just the retarded like you.
Boogeyman King Dong | August 24, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Where did the cameltoe go?
Dave | August 24, 2010 at 1:12 pm
Holy shit, she is wearing one of those camel toe shields! You can really see it in pic 4.
KANYEISGAY | August 24, 2010 at 2:52 pm
That is where Mexican chicks keep their WIC wallet from being stole from their beaner men to buy tequila, you can see it in in pic four for sure.
Km | August 24, 2010 at 12:25 pm
She looks white to me- not short hairy n dumpy like all the mexis i see. Now who wants to bet she’s never going back to Mexico?
pingpong | August 25, 2010 at 1:34 am
Mexico aka California aka Texas aka Arizona same shit. Stop trying to get all sarah palin. I’d almost rather live with a bunch of illegals than see that bitch’s face on tv. I said *almost*.. aww what the fuk* who gives a shit I hate them all. But I’m happy on the inside tee hee
Jen | August 25, 2010 at 6:24 pm
Happy, more like demented!!! shit for Brains!! (sad that you’re Asian)
DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD | August 24, 2010 at 12:31 pm
FUG ASS CHOLA
gibby | August 24, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Minutemen rock.
pingpong | August 25, 2010 at 1:35 am
Im sure that’s what ur gf said to u… She’s lying.
Fati87 | August 24, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Why didn’t she do something about those arm hairs when she was removing her mustache? So average… But then again this contest sucks ass, so I wouldn’t expect much anyway.
El Dukeh Picante | August 24, 2010 at 12:57 pm
I’d profile it.
Natalie | August 24, 2010 at 1:01 pm
Her body is perfect. Completely flawless.
smashsmash | August 25, 2010 at 2:37 am
If you don’t consider the fact that she is apeishly hairy a flaw.
Jen | August 25, 2010 at 6:25 pm
try spell check, lol
Get high | August 24, 2010 at 1:01 pm
Miss Universe? Who cares? Let’s get high!
rolling papers
maryjane | August 24, 2010 at 1:14 pm
i love you
FrankNfrtr | August 24, 2010 at 2:07 pm
This poster has an excellent attitude & perspective on the entire contest.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 24, 2010 at 3:28 pm
towelie is that you??
Janice | August 24, 2010 at 1:06 pm
She looks like Vanessa Hudgens.
Blah | August 24, 2010 at 6:11 pm
Janice I was going to post that too. A prettier version of Vanessa. Mixed with a bit of Liz Taylor. She’s very pretty. Almost all of them are. But her body is surprisingly very average. Miss Jamaica has a very sexy, hot, smokin, body. Makes miss Mexico look like a little girl. But Mexico had prettier face. But when it comes down to it. There are beautiful women in every race, every country. Ppl are so silly who try to say only Latin women are hot. I’ve seen stunning women who are black, white, Latin etc. And if you don’t keep eating healthy and working out, a physically beautiful woman can become physically ugly.
sam adams | August 24, 2010 at 1:15 pm
i think shes gorgeous and her thighs rock haha. shes got a fantastic figure!
VIVA MEXICO indeed!
dude | August 24, 2010 at 1:39 pm
I just got the urge to eat some Mexican for lunch.
Eric | August 24, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Miss Ireland made Angelina Jolie look like a dogs ass. The contest was rigged so a Hispanic girl won.
Sam | August 24, 2010 at 9:25 pm
Get over it!!
havoc | August 24, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Anchor Baby for the win!
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Lugh | August 24, 2010 at 1:56 pm
I have to say that the new Superficial writer is really not funny. Honestly, I haven’t laughed at this site in weeks, and this post is just plain fucking stupid. She’s hot, she’s got a great body, and I would love to pound the shit out of her, regardless of what she looks like. Miss Universe is fucking always from South or Central America, so who gives a fuck about the stupid title of this post?
Get a new writer, this guy sucks.
JAW | August 24, 2010 at 2:49 pm
Is there a new writer for this page?!! That would explain everything. This site used to be hilarious but I haven’t laughed in a while. There’s an edge that just makes the writer seem angry now instead of funny. And I’m really tired of the lame political pot shots.
missywissy | August 24, 2010 at 10:16 pm
political and religous shots. Superficial writer is lame and uncreative. Oh shit, I’ll probably download another virus on my computer for typing this.
Patrick | August 25, 2010 at 9:30 am
Lame political pot shots will bring in the “progressives” who will then tell the sheep at MoveOn.Org, Digg or Daily Kos how “cool” this site is. Only thing The Superficial can do now is point to some nameless blog because it claims Rush Limbaugh is fat.
Lugh | August 24, 2010 at 1:58 pm
PS: Fucking politics on this site now? Talking about Minutemen border patrols and xenophobia? Not to mention all of the stupid Biblical references? IF I WANTED POLITICS I’D GO TO FUCKING CNN.
Cardinal Fang | August 26, 2010 at 4:55 pm
I agree.
mike | August 24, 2010 at 1:59 pm
and this is the way “white people” show how educated are, … how would you feel if i call you all, white trash is offensive and racist, that way of expression only show a little about your lack of culture.. is a shame for a country that claims itself as the one defending the liberty, totalk like that about a person, a country or a race… hopes you another 9/11 but bigger
El Dukeh Picante | August 24, 2010 at 2:13 pm
You know another good way to show how educated you are, Mike? Using correct grammer to express yourself. If you’re going to wish another 9/11 on us (fuck you), LEARN ENGLISH MUTHERFUCKER!!!
AMexicanWithBetterGrammarThanYou | August 24, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Yeah “grammer”??? LOL you don’t even know how to spell your own language. Shame on you!
El Dukeh Picante | August 24, 2010 at 3:11 pm
DAMMIT! I noticed that right after I posted. Sorry folks! I think I’ve just learned a valuable grammer nazi lesson. Perhaps “my bad” is appropriate here…
The MAN | August 24, 2010 at 6:22 pm
It is “grammar”
Sam | August 24, 2010 at 8:09 pm
Ignorance attracts Racists like you!!
smashsmash | August 25, 2010 at 2:39 am
If someone 9/11′d Mexico you wouldn’t even notice, except it might smell better.
Asa | August 26, 2010 at 6:29 pm
You must be talking about the stench coming out of your Racist mouth, oops meant ass, no difference with people like you!!! No wonder white America is dying, they are doing it all by themselves! How sad, NOT!
GravyLeg | August 24, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Cute and lean but not much to write home about…
I have seen better on any given Tuesday…
Doc Schweinstrudel | August 25, 2010 at 6:21 am
Some eyes you have, man.
Joe | August 25, 2010 at 6:28 pm
I’m sure you looking through bi-focals!!!