Miss Teen Delaware Offered $250,000 Porn Contract, Should Probably Take It

February 28th, 2013 // 50 Comments
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Yesterday, I posted about the plight of former Miss Teen Delaware USA Melissa King who was forced to resign after pageant officials discovered she filmed a porno after her 18th birthday even though this showed entrepreneurialship (That’s a word. Shut up.) on her part. Apparently the state of Delaware feels kids who grow up broke after surviving the foster care system should starve to death, so they might as well just start tossing orphans off a cliff instead of pussy-footing around it. Anyway, there’s a silver lining because YouPorn has stepped up and offered Melissa $250,000 just to promote their website, so imagine what they’d pay her to have sex on camera again which is the exact thought she should be having right now. Why don’t I manage pageant contestants because I’m clearly a natural at it? I ask myself that everyday. TMZ reports:

Now, porn giant YouPorn.com wants to compensate her for the unfortunate situation — offering to crown King the first ever “Miss YouPorn” and pay her $250,000 to tour the world promoting the website.
Funny enough, YouPorn’s offer — which was submitted to King yesterday — doesn’t mention having sex on camera in exchange for the fee. Not a bad deal.

What I love most about this story is that it empowers beauty pageant winners by letting them know porn pays really, really, really awesome, and it’s almost impossible not to get into if you have a vagina. Unlike the highly competitive field of professional modeling where you’re constantly sharing needles with Kate Moss. Not that porn’s a complete walk in the park, but literally the worst thing that can happen is some dude chokes you during anal sex. That’s gotta be better than retail.

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  1. If yesterday is any indication, the comments for this post are going be very depressing.

  2. Melissa King Miss Teen Delaware Porn
    THE SHEEN
    Commented on this photo:

    welcome to the world of herpes.

  3. Inner Retard

    The average annual salary in the US is around 50 grand. At 18 without any experience they just offered you 5 times that for about a year of “work”. As your financial advisor (contract in the mail) I suggest you take it!

    • DeucePickle

      She could probably win an award for Quietest Love Scene or Least Amount of Noise Made or my personal favorite, Best Supporting Role in Biggest Waste of Time Thrusting.

      • Inner Retard

        No one is contesting her “performance” was terrible. Maybe that’s why they offer her a PR-only job. Mainstream media won’t touch her now. Well, they’ll touch her just won’t hire her. So, if she wants to make big money she should take it.

    • Deacon Jones

      Sure that’s not household income?

      There’s way to many fucking idiots in the average population to be earning that

      • Inner Retard

        You’re right DJ. I remembered wrong. I will now jerk off to Kim Kardashian as penance. I deserve it… I deserve it…

  4. YouPorn should make the offer contingent on her getting some training. Pretty well anyone can fuck, but her performance was mundane and pedestrian, at best. It lacked the spice and panache that I’ve grown accustomed to from today’s adult entertainment. She’s a cute girl and all, but if I want to see a woman just lay there while getting plowed, I’ll just go have sex with my wife.

    And for the record, I’d seriously consider being choked out during anal before going back to retail, as well.

  5. As long as she does not have sex on video this is a great deal because she sucks at it. Quarter of a million dollars she can buy a franchise or pay for university and be set for life. She is already known for a porno, that will follow her for a long time, so may as well make some cash from it anyway.

  6. Cock Dr

    Her life is already trashed…the porn horse is out of the barn.
    If someone is legitimately offering her a quarter million dollars for promotion of a porn website without being penetrated or having quarts of cum splashed in her face she should take it.
    It’s better than waiting tables or, as our blogger points out, working retail, where she would be endlessly harassed.

    • Words of wisdom right there! “$250,000 to tour the world promoting the website” is a shit load of money simply to promote that shithole site. No sex ,not even a HJ, take the money and go for it. (p.s. touring USA is not the world, $100 bet that’s the wording in the contract)
      The weird shit is that imo she looks very attractive, next girl look at the start of the porno. She looks like any biatch in those pathetic teen pageants……..

    • Seriously. Youporn is less likely to fuck her up the ass than Walmart.

  7. Adam Stein

    working at youporn would ROCK!

  8. The fact that they haven’t suggested an Annie themed porn is astounding.

  9. cc

    Pity. With her looks she could have done better than a cheap, quicky porno. Tough call on the $250,000. A lot of money for nothing, but any chance she could put this behind her would pretty well vanish.

  10. she shouldn’t feel any shame for taking the money, we already watched her suck a dick.

  11. Well I’m gonna go find this porno!

  12. For 5 bucks and a cheeseburger, I will endorse TheSuperficial.

  13. “I don’t know how to do it—but THESE gals sure do! Check out YouPorn today!”

  14. Maria

    Might as well take it, you’ve already done porn so you’re already considered a prostitute .. might as well cash in while people actually know who you are. In 2 weeks this offer will be much reduced.

  15. Take that offer to PornHub and see if they can top it.

  16. She should definitely take the deal. It’s an honest job and if she decides to step in front of the camera again, you won’t hear me complaining. She’s got nothing to be ashamed of.

    She should seize this opportunity.

  17. ninatina

    I feel bad for her. 18 yo. thrown out of foster care. I’d probably do porn too. She’s hot. She should take the offer,

    • I honestly feel bad for her too! I know some smart aleck will say “it was her choice” or “no one forced her to do it” but some people aren’t equipped with the best decision making skills :/ And it’s just tougher for me to condemn her when she likely had a rough childhood. I know that’s an assumption on my part but it usually follows with being thrust into the foster care system. I don’t believe there are very many people who do porn because they sincerely ENJOY it. Something made her believe this was her best choice at that time.

      • Something about your statement that “…some people aren’t equipped with the best decision making skills” sticks in my craw. While I agree that not everyone is dealt an equal hand either in the smarts or opportunities departments, I firmly believe that we’re each ultimately accountable for our own decisions in life. Sure, I feel bad for her, but that doesn’t change the fact that making a porn vid was her choice. Was it the best choice out of limited options? Maybe, I don’t know enough about the situation to say..

  18. Bree

    She probably didn’t fully understand the consequences of doing this video. She is pretty stupid, she tried to “hush” the guy in the video when he mentioned she was a pageant star. If she seriously though she would just have sex, get paid, and nobody would ever make the connection that she was in the video, she was sorely mistaken. Should’ve just done a 1-time escort gig instead. Once a video of you having sex hits the internet, everyone will know and it will never go away.

  19. Joe Melnick

    How is this different than Kim Kardashian? because her tape was fake-leaked by her mom?

    E! should be giving her a show by now.

  20. shell

    Welcome to a life of depression, drugs and mental craziness…the sex industry is not as fun as people think its gross, STDs are everywhere they only show the “good stuff”…worked in it as part of production saw plenty of porn stars of do meth and make themselves drunk just to get through a scene with some dirty man

  21. anonym

    take the money, go to college.

    that’s a free ride right there.

  22. anonym

    but something tells me she’s not smart enough to do anything with that money. probably just burn it all

  23. Skeeter

    At this point she really has nothing to lose. Her porn video is already out there so why not go ahead and take the $250K offer or possibly negotiate for more money in exchange for more banging on camera? I’m sure it’s not what she had in mind when she made the video but she might as well roll with it. Even if she graduates from college, she’s not gonna make that kind of cash anyway.

    • Inner Retard

      If she can even find a job! I have a college degree. I now just call it the world’s most expensive toilet paper.

      • Grand Dragon

        You shouldn’t have majored in a liberal art or social science then. I finished my masters in finance last year and had several offers to choose from.

      • Inner Retard

        Yet there is still something you haven’t learned, humility. I majored in finance too.

  24. Gary Grant

    She’s only 18 soon to be 19. Something like this would not stay hidden especially in the age of the internet. While it was brought to light, the past is the past. She sounds like a good person who does volunteer work and has survived the foster home system. I’m sure this experience won’t be parlayed into an adult career but something she can use as a cautionary tale. As for sucking at porn, it is not like she is a professional, she was only 18 so why expect more from her.

  25. Melissa King Miss Teen Delaware Porn
    betty_flight
    Commented on this photo:

    so as crazy as this sounds…she should do a porno where she is the judge of the porno pageant…line up tons of beautiful girls…have them bag one out (either one by one or at the same time) and have this chick judge…she doesn’t even have to participate…i would TOTALLY watch

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