Miss Teen Delaware Offered $250,000 Porn Contract, Should Probably Take It

By: The Superficial / February 28, 2013

Yesterday, I posted about the plight of former Miss Teen Delaware USA Melissa King who was forced to resign after pageant officials discovered she filmed a porno after her 18th birthday even though this showed entrepreneurialship (That’s a word. Shut up.) on her part. Apparently the state of Delaware feels kids who grow up broke after surviving the foster care system should starve to death, so they might as well just start tossing orphans off a cliff instead of pussy-footing around it. Anyway, there’s a silver lining because YouPorn has stepped up and offered Melissa $250,000 just to promote their website, so imagine what they’d pay her to have sex on camera again which is the exact thought she should be having right now. Why don’t I manage pageant contestants because I’m clearly a natural at it? I ask myself that everyday. TMZ reports:

Now, porn giant YouPorn.com wants to compensate her for the unfortunate situation — offering to crown King the first ever “Miss YouPorn” and pay her $250,000 to tour the world promoting the website.
Funny enough, YouPorn’s offer — which was submitted to King yesterday — doesn’t mention having sex on camera in exchange for the fee. Not a bad deal.

What I love most about this story is that it empowers beauty pageant winners by letting them know porn pays really, really, really awesome, and it’s almost impossible not to get into if you have a vagina. Unlike the highly competitive field of professional modeling where you’re constantly sharing needles with Kate Moss. Not that porn’s a complete walk in the park, but literally the worst thing that can happen is some dude chokes you during anal sex. That’s gotta be better than retail.