Here’s Mischa Barton posing with a raw steak in her mouth for photographer Tyler Shields who I’m starting to notice loves working with washed up drug addicts and probably for reasons exactly like this:
TYLER: Hey, Lindsay, wanna make 20 bu-
LINDSAY: Yes!
TYLER: Perfect. *wheels out Porta-John full of veal*
(Exactly like this.)
Photos: Tyler Shields.com
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Hmm, did Chris Brown beat the shit out of her too?
Better than a PETA ad.
what these veggies don’t realize is we’d still have brains half the size had it not been for eating meat. the fossil records say it all…
(skulls that is)
Actually it’s from not just eating meat it’s from eating cooked meat as cooked meat is softer and more tender it doesn’t require powerful jaws so as our jaws shrank our brains were allowed more room.
Jesus put those fossils there to test our faith.
I thought Satan put the fossils there to screw with us.
+1
I think we call all agree it was either Jesus, or Satan…or possibly both of them after a night of drinking beer and thinking up ways to fuck with rednecks in the future.
Ha!
Absolutely Crap, at-least PETA Ads had some nudity but “I’d buy that for a dollar!”
Curses… I was hoping he’d make her eat broken glass for ten bucks, à la “Hobo With A Shotgun”
“Ladies and gentlement I give you Mischa Barton – Miss Steak Of the Year, 2011. Big round of applause.”
-Big round of applesauce.
When she’s all white-washed in light and then photoshopped to replace a double chin with a jawline, she’s pretty hot.
Kind of like when you look at a postage stamp size photo and you can’t really see it too well…thats Misha. She’s “stamp-hot.”
She’s actually been looking pretty good lately.
LOL! Stamp-hot. I like it. Can’t wait to use it!
The single most overrated photographer I’ve ever seen. All his shoots are nothing more than failed attempts at being edgy or weird, and they generally just end up coming out retarded.
Cant stand this idiot and his retarded pictures.
Who buys this dude’s awful photos?
Fools. As is, “A fool and his money are soon parted.”
She just loves having his meat in her mouth.
I wanted to put my meat in her mouth !
Tyler Shields needs to learn how to use a camera. I suggest a Photography 101 class at a local junior college. He is trying his best to emulate Terry Richardson who was just a hack photographer with no talent. At least try to rip off the style of a talented photographer.
Tyler Shields is a mystery to me. Photographs that could be taken by any shmo or twelve year old with a flash, and he gets people to pose for him. I’m in advertising and work with many photographers that would embarrass this clown with their talent.
Pics 1 and 4 are incredibly hot…lol
Anyone ever cause the reaction in 4?
“Not on my fa—–! You asshole!”
Not with steak.
Why does this look so disturbing to me?
This would make an excellent cover for a new Spinal Tap album.
those rotten yellow teeth would make amy whinehouse turn over in her grave
I have got to believe that blowing a producer or director to get a job is a way better alternative than doing this humiliating bullshit.
You should also notice Tyler puts himself in half the pictures because he desperately wants people to give a shit about him.
That is Terry Richardson’s schtick as well. He is nothing but a copycat.
I’d make a joke about putting my meat in Mischa’s mouth, but I have standards of wit. I don’t pick low hanging fruit.
she and Stana katic should do a movie together.
That guy needs to changing the shutter speed setting, his pictures are overexposed.
He’s rubbing his meat all over her face!
If i was ever famous i would still turn down tyler shields. His pictures are so fucking terrible.
she wants to lick his meat!
I’d still hit that crazy chick, crazy is hot, even if she’s a little chubby, I don’t mind that … yeah, I know , I’m disgusting.
So Lohan finally made her way into porn. I have to say, the limo shots from a couple years ago totally make he labia look smaller.
will anybody fuck her for money?
…………….WHY NOT, folks?
this is weird. trying too hard to be artsy? they just look stupid.
That is the biggest labia I’ve ever seen.
why the fuck are these people famous? go away!!
She wasn’t suspicious at all about this shoot? It’s a revolting theme, makes her look revolting, and the guy is friends with Lindsay.
Lovely teeth, too. Chewing tobacco is not the look nowadays, sweetie.
oh,my god!Silicone slap watchesare one of the hottest fashion trends of the year and by far the biggest designer watch trend in many years.
Funny enough, this is the only one that I actually like.
I’m sure this brings back memories of her Cisco Adler days.
I’d love to meat her…
Wow, I thought it was a foot at first O.o