Mischa Barton In A Bikini and Other News

December 28th, 2011 // 25 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Matt Damon and Scarlett Johansson will not star in Mel Gibson‘s next project. [Huffington Post]

- Steven Tyler is determined to die nestled comfortably in young vagina. [Dlisted]

- Hugh Jackman is enjoying a completely heterosexual family stroll during the final week of his Broadway show. Wait. [Lainey Gossip]

- Note to Maria Menounos: When tweeting hot tub bikini pics, crop out your parents first. [Hollywood Tuna]

- How could Jesse James have even dreamed of being unfaithful to all of this? [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Lily Aldridge doing what she does best in bikinis. [Popoholic]

- Alessandra Ambrosio is pregnant again. [TooFab]

- Rachel Uchitel is also crossing her fingers and praying to God this thing comes out white. [TMZ]

- Here’s a big gallery of random chicks in lingerie with a touch of Bar Refaeli and a hint of Candice Swanepoel. [theCHIVE]

- Hopefully Khloe can continue her voice-over work since moving to Dallas. [BuzzFeed]

- The Avengers is being converted to 3D in post. Oh, good. [FilmDrunk]

- Kelly Brook‘s sexy Santa gets the gold medal. [IDLYITW]

- Daniel Craig continues to be awesome in every way. [Bossip]

- LeAnn Rimes snowboards with the family, makes sure to tweet something about eating burgers. [Just Jared]

- Chris Evans says words about his body that don’t mean dick because he doesn’t mention HGH or steroids. [Starpulse]

- Snooki‘s boyfriend seems to really love her wealth, fame, easily accessible vagina… [Celebslam]

- The 20 Hottest Victoria’s Secret Galleries is the gift that keeps on giving. Boners. It gives boners is what I’m trying to say. [Heavy]

- 20 Reality Hotties Who Should Shack Up With An Athlete or fade quickly from existence. Either way I’m good. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. forrest gump

    tell me if I’m wrong.
    …………BUT HER TITS LOOK LIKE TEA BAGS TO ME!!

  2. Mischa Barton Bikini
    gross
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it weird that I can practically see her heart through her chest?

    • Jessesgirl

      I never would usually say this but maybe Mischa could use some implants to balance out her weird body shape.

  3. wb

    remember when Mischa Barton was hot?

  4. sweetlips

    she looks really pale…

  5. Jimbob

    Needs some implants to be hot again. Even a c-cup would help.

  6. Cleavon Little

    Mischa Blah-ton

  7. I love Jennifer Nicole Lee for the simple fact that she always has her fuck face on no matter what she’s doing – working out, talking on the phone, pulling her shorts up her ass…

  8. Sour Grape

    From the Department of Forgotten-But-Not-Gones.

  9. Melanie

    I think that she looks good! I want that bikini.

  10. Jessesgirl

    She’s been everything from skeletal to fat yet somehow she doesn’t look good at any weight.

  11. Mischa Barton Bikini
    juaqin ingles
    Commented on this photo:

    There are instances that call for 1930s-style swim wear.

  12. ace11

    She’s HOT

    could use a little tan

    but the body is rocking

    who is the dude she’s with?

  13. Why am I suddenly craving nougat?

  14. Mischa Barton Bikini
    Jerry S.
    Commented on this photo:

    Little boy body.

  15. Clarence Beeks

    She and Katie Holmes are tied for the Worst Legs in Hollywood.

  16. Mischa Barton Bikini
    Guesty
    Commented on this photo:

    Sucking in

  17. Mike

    Mischa was so damn adorable in “The O.C.” Something tells me she’s itching to get back. Unless that new hotel gig is paying plenty.

  18. jayypee

    she and ke$ha must be related.

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