Miranda Kerr Still Works For Victoria’s Secret

April 11th, 2013 // 10 Comments

Yesterday, rumors started flying that Miranda Kerr had been fired from Victoria’s Secret despite being one of their most recognizable Angels. Then again, she did have a child and with serious crime comes serious punishment. Turns out she wasn’t fired, and according to Victoria’s Secret statement to Just Jared, Miranda will be walking in their next show:

“Miranda Kerr is one of the best models in the history of the business – and easily one of the most popular. She is also a consummate professional. Any rumors to the contrary are simply untrue,” Ed said. “While her international commitments have kept her away from us more than we’d like over the past few years, she will always be an Angel to me. We have no plans to stop working with her. In fact, I’ve already invited her to walk the runway in this year’s fashion show and, happily, she’s agreed.”

According to Page Six, Miranda won’t be an official Angel anymore, but only because she’s taking the same exact steps as Heidi Klum and Gisele Bundchen when their careers took off. More importantly, someone will still be taking new photographs of Miranda Kerr that you can masturbate to on the Internet, so I don’t know why I even wrote all that other stuff. What was the point?

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN


  1. Best news I’ve heard all day.

  2. Frank Burns

    She didn’t quit? Damn! [runs after just-fired secretary]

  3. Weeblo


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    That outfit is so cheesy it’s embarrasing.

  5. Deacon Jones

    She never did it for me.

    Now Marissa Miller….THERE’S a true VS girl..

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  7. mimi

    Her head looks bigger than her body

  8. She is the only hot one.

  9. Mike Walker


    That is all.

  10. DON’T BOTHER COMMENTING ON THIS STORY. The majority of the people here are either blind, stupid, crazy, or lying. Or maybe all of the above.

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