Miranda Kerr’s Son Doesn’t Even Know…
And Other News

April 26th, 2011 // 28 Comments

- Serena Williams is a rapper now. [Popeater]

- Gwyneth Paltrow explains how attitude and demeanor skip a generation. [Dlisted]

- Paul Reiser thinks that NBC screwed him just like they did to Jay Leno. Wait, what? [Huffington Post]

- Simon Cowell wants Paula Abdul to slur words on X-Factor with him again. [Lainey Gossip]

- Laura Croft is in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- So is Sarah Jessica Parker. [Popsugar]

- Kate Moss produces a breast out of thin air. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Which means there could be hope yet for Emma Stone. [Popoholic]

- Why Google Translator is not to be trusted. [theCHIVE]

- Jessica Simpson proves that huge breasts never go out of style. [Just Jared]

- Donnie Wahlberg saves lives. [Starpulse]

- Teen Mom Jenelle Evans wants to fight Kim Kardashian now. [Fox 411]

- And Will Ferrell wages war on Conan O’brien‘s beard. [BuzzFeed]

- The Top 5 Royal Sex Scandals of All Time: Because we’re classy. [Maxim]

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  1. Lisa meant rough love

    Liking big boob is gayyyyy.

  2. Every time I see her breasts, I find myself curling up into the fetal position, saying “ma-ma, ma-ma, hungry, ma-ma.”

  3. Miranda Kerr
    Commented on this photo:

    queue up “weird shirt and bad angles” statement in reference to muffin top…

  4. Mr. Sneaky Man

    That’s funny. Suddenly the old Bullet Boys song Hard As A Rock started playing in my head. Smooth Up will probably follow.

  5. Keyser Ballsy

    I can get to maximum motorboat speed with those boobs.

  6. Arzach

    Now that’s a real MILF!

  7. Miranda proves that the act of childbirth does not always ruin a woman’s body. Every once in a million child births, the mother will stay thin and grow huge boobs as God intended.

  8. dpbefun

    Got milk?

  9. cc

    I despise Orlando Bloom.

  10. “And now I jizz in my pants. Don’t tell your friends or I’ll say you’re a slut”

  11. Frank Burns

    Damn.

  12. Miranda Kerr
    betula
    Commented on this photo:

    thanks for saving my penis from well…everything else on this fuckin’ site

  13. bing

    For some reason her face is making me uneasy.

  14. LJ

    Yep, those post childbirth implants look great.

  15. MrsPlant

    Judging by the number of people who think a new mom would get implants in her tender, swollen breasts after childbirth, I’ve got to say I have absolutely no hope for the world.

    • huh

      Mrs.Plant you are obviously ignorant on the subject matter. Breast implants are most common procedure done along with a c-section. I guess you never watched Dr. Ray. It’s more common than you think. Easy to hide too since people like you believe you only gain weight in your chest (triple in size) after childbirth lol

    • Jock McCrock

      she had the implants before she got pregnant – what you’re seeing is engorgement over the implant.

  16. chavez

    nice breast implants

  17. adri

    why is her face the way it is? looks like Chernobyl victim.

  18. Lisa meant rough love

    Cheap shot!

  19. Jon Hex

    I love Emma Stone but saying she’s “seriously chesty” is like saying bacon is “seriously Jewish.”

  20. Lang

    Trust me, those Victoria Secret Bombshell bras really work

  21. captain america

    russell brand has been operated.
    HE HAS A VAGINA FOR THREE WEEKS NOW!!

  22. Miranda Kerr
    Dave Mustaine
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at that beak on her.

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