Miranda Kerr Is F*cking Awesome At Selling Shoes

Originally, this was going to be a post about The Jared Foundation being a giant sham, but that was before the living angel known as Photo Boy showed me this pic of a naked Miranda Kerr basically insinuating that buying Reebok shoes is like touching her vagina, and now I wish I made every post about this because nothing could be more vital or important to our lives. You probably would’ve died if I hadn’t shown you this.

(Dear Famous Footwear near my house, you might want to lock the doors.)

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