Gerard Butler Doesn’t Want You To See This Photo of Him Flirting With Miranda Kerr

May 9th, 2013 // 26 Comments
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For a man who openly and unabashedly bangs Real Housewives and random women at Coachella in chemical toilets, Gerard Butler still has impressive game because he spent not one, but two red carpet events flirting with a willing, and married, Miranda Kerr. On top of that, he’s apparently capable of a “bro-hug” that’s like getting kissed by Superman. Page Six reports:

Later [the night after the MET Gala] at a Brooks Brothers and Town & Country-sponsored party for the film [The Great Gatsby] at the Lambs Club, Hollywood hunk Gerard Butler was seen chatting up Orlando Bloom’s wife, former Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr. But Butler was then spotted asking fotogs to erase any shots of them together, several spies told Page Six. “When he approached one photographer to erase the photos, they high-fived and bro-hugged,” one source said, adding, Butler and Kerr “had been standing close in conversation for 20 minutes. She was smiling.”

Keep in mind, the last high-profile celebrity Gerard Butler banged was Jessica Biel who’s reaction to that situation was to immediately run back into the arms of a man who wasn’t even hiding that he plowed everyone in Hollywood when she wasn’t looking. So I don’t know what Gerard Butler’s secret is, but we should probably concentrate it and inject it into my veins because I’m pretty sure my soul will haunt the earth forever if I don’t find out what Blake Lively‘s vagina feels like. That would be just my luck.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INF, Splash News, WENN

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  1. she’s always looked a little bit like a bizarre elf to me. I mean, we’d all fuck her, I’d just be looking around for the other Tolkien characters after I walked out of the shower.

  2. Butler gets more ass than a toilet at the bus terminal.

  3. Snore. This story is high school.

    Zack talked to Jessie for like twenty minutes! And then he told Screech to not tell AC!

    *Cue SBTB “ooohhhhhhh” sound*

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    Damn she has a nice ass.

  5. Deacon Jones

    “Can I get you a drink? Do you like Blue Toile–, er Martinis, Blue Martinis?

  6. DeucePickle

    Don’t women realize that he doesn’t have the body he did in 300 ?

  7. Miranda Kerr Gerard Butler MET Gala
    Cock Dr
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    The ability to look 16 while nearing 30 can be very marketable.

  8. arealcad

    His pick up line is “my cock has a larger diameter than your wrist”.
    It never fails.

  9. She looks like an alien, a super hot alien. I would have spent most of the night hitting on her too.

  10. Sharon

    dummies. He is Gerard Butler! He doesn’t need a pick up line. All he has to do is look at a woman with those blue eyes, give a little smile and it’s “Katy Bar The Door” for the lucky woman. Of course he could also just stand there and read from the phonebook!

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    “Homina,” I say. And again, “Homina.”

  12. I’m pretty sure Butler could stomp Orlando Bloom’s ass, but then Orlando has been pretty damn good with both archery and sword play.

  13. right

    Married women don’t flirt like this unless in their mind, they might fuck the guy down the road, in time. As soon as her marriage hits a “bump” these two will be fuckin. Mark my words.

  14. Miranda Kerr Gerard Butler MET Gala
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    “Leaving already? Let me give you a ride…ON MY PENIS!”

  15. Miranda Kerr Gerard Butler MET Gala
    Captain Dick
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    Yikes! Beetlejuice head. Nice beak. Paint it blue and Spielberg can use it as a Jaws fin for the Jaws Reboot.

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    Ahhh, she looks like my high school English teacher from this angle. That nose.

  17. Miranda Kerr Gerard Butler MET Gala
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    If they made lead condoms, I’d think about it. Otherwise get the hence Herpes!!

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