Note To Self: Enroll In Minka Kelly’s Acting Class, Ogle Profusely, And Other News

October 31st, 2012 // 14 Comments

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- Jon Hamm‘s girlfriend can no longer open her mouth. This was bound to happen. [Lainey Gossip]

- Chivers in Halloween costumes. Yep, it’s mostly titties. [theCHIVE]

- Taylor Swift is already working on a new album about what an inadequate lover Ed Sheeran is. [Dlisted]

- Keanu Reeves still gets to have Ninja Turtle Asian girl gangbangs is how I interpreted this. [BuzzFeed]

- Nina Dobrev unleashes or bust out uber somethi– Here she is in booty shorts. [Popoholic]

- The Jersey Shore cast reacts to Hurricane Sandy, although strangely not one of them thanked it for finishing the job they started. [TooFab]

- Edward Furlong may have violently assaulted his girlfriend? I don’t believe it. [Celebslam]

- Tasha Reign + A Bathroom Mirror + Bedazzled iPhone = Twitter Skank Win. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Turns out the Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters trailer actually looks worse than the awful premise made it sound. [FilmDrunk]

- Miranda Kerr in her underwear. Just fuck you, Orlando Bloom. Fuck you right in the face. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- No, Amber Heard! That’s a bad Amber Heard! [Just Jared]

- Michelle Duggar got a makeover for her 46th birthday, to which her husband responded by ejaculating directly into her seconds later, as was deemed by the will of the almighty. Praise be to God. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. JC

    She’s a good-looking gal. It’s too bad she’s never going to be in anything that anybody watches. Unless it’s porn.

    Please let it be porn.

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    “Tonight’s course: how to succesfully pass an audition” *unzips pants*

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    Frank Castle
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmmm cankles…….

  4. Sara

    Jon, I’d open my mouth for you ALL THE FUCKIN’ TIME!!! Please dump this chick and come to me!!!

    Kisses,
    Sara

  5. just say no to cankles

    note to self: hide cankles from our eyes…. por favor

  6. USDA Prime McBeef

    Jerpes…

    *sigh*

  7. Minka Kelly Cleavage Tank Top Acting Coach House
    Commented on this photo:

    WHORE…she’.ll suck your dick. your dog’s dick and eat your daughter’s 5 year old pussy….WHORE

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    Jentilly
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s so effortlessly beautiful

  9. cc

    I’d rather enroll in her yoga class.

  10. ble

    I just cant get how mila kunis lost a movie role to her.. that’s just bad business. Casting Minka lower the quality of the movie.

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    JohnnyBA
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it me, or does Minka Kelly walking in front of a home security system sign designed to ward of sex offenders and psychopaths somehow equal zero?

  12. Minka Kelly Cleavage Tank Top Acting Coach House
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry folks…too much drugs and alcohol. Don’t see a delete function but I’ll gladly delete myself.

  13. Minka Kelly Cleavage Tank Top Acting Coach House
    Commented on this photo:

    after seeing charlies angels , I thought her acting was terrible, you have to have something to bring out the best in you, I never understood why drew barrymore chose her

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