Note To Self: Enroll In Minka Kelly’s Acting Class, Ogle Profusely, And Other News

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- Jon Hamm’s girlfriend can no longer open her mouth. This was bound to happen. [Lainey Gossip]

- Chivers in Halloween costumes. Yep, it’s mostly titties. [theCHIVE]

- Taylor Swift is already working on a new album about what an inadequate lover Ed Sheeran is. [Dlisted]

- Keanu Reeves still gets to have Ninja Turtle Asian girl gangbangs is how I interpreted this. [BuzzFeed]

- Nina Dobrev unleashes or bust out uber somethi– Here she is in booty shorts. [Popoholic]

- The Jersey Shore cast reacts to Hurricane Sandy, although strangely not one of them thanked it for finishing the job they started. [TooFab]

- Edward Furlong may have violently assaulted his girlfriend? I don’t believe it. [Celebslam]

- Tasha Reign + A Bathroom Mirror + Bedazzled iPhone = Twitter Skank Win. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Turns out the Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters trailer actually looks worse than the awful premise made it sound. [FilmDrunk]

- Miranda Kerr in her underwear. Just fuck you, Orlando Bloom. Fuck you right in the face. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- No, Amber Heard! That’s a bad Amber Heard! [Just Jared]

- Michelle Duggar got a makeover for her 46th birthday, to which her husband responded by ejaculating directly into her seconds later, as was deemed by the will of the almighty. Praise be to God. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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