Minka Kelly is ‘The Sexiest Woman Alive’

October 11th, 2010 // 74 Comments

Friday Night Lights actress Minka Kelly has been officially named Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive for 2010 putting her in the almost preternaturally beautiful ranks of Halle Berry, Kate Beckinsale and Charlize Theron. In related news, if you don’t hate the Yankees already, Derek Jeter wakes up next to this, so excuse me while I angrily fax terrorist cells hand-drawn maps of a certain baseball stadium in the Bronx. (Hey, ma, look at me! I’m like those freakin’ pissahs from Bahston. Pahk the cah, Jimmy.)

Photos: Esquire

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  1. Smaug

    Phist, would bang! hard

  2. Jen

    I want to B my L on her F.

  3. Minka Kelly is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
    Commented on this photo:

    She is very pretty in a girl next door kinda way.
    But “sexiest woman alive”?????
    That’s a heavy crown indeed. Would like to have seen some of the runners up.

  4. let's get rough before we are lovers...

    Says who? Esquire? These casual males over there don’t know squat. I thought one of the requirements was to be single…

  5. Minka Kelly is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
    The O
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    Her face does nothing for me. Having said that, I doubt I would ever look at it that much.

  6. It's Still TAB

    I won’t argue this one…BTW, is there a woman Jeter hasn’t slept with?

  7. It's Still TAB

    Her right leg looks very airbrushed, what’s up with that?

  8. Richard McBeef

    yet another victim of jeter’s herpes. the valtrex people probably pay him more than the yankees do.

    also fuck the yankees.

  9. This chick has such a cute smile. And an exemplary ass that id love in front of me as i crush her from behind. Not the sexiest woman alive tho, not by a longshot. So glad i dont buy maxim. Rarely a fuckin clue..

  10. That reminds me, go yanks!! And gmen~

  11. BlueFalcon

    Her eyes are too far apart and her jawline is too masculine. I wonder if she does anal?

  12. Uhhhh, sorry, she isn’t that hot.

    Now take Gabourey Sidibe, that is smokin’ hot!!!

    OUT!!!

    http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2007_Norbit/2007_norbit_006.jpg

  13. Minka Kelly is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
    Cleveland
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    And Jeter cheats on this woman!! Amazing!!

  14. Fucking chick magnets, how do they work?

  15. Minka Kelly is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
    Yuneil
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    She aiiiiiiiight

  16. Minka Kelly is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
    stacey
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    she looks like leighton meester here, gorgeous!

  17. Her face is a bit masculine for me, and her body is trim but unremarkable…her ass however received the Smackup Stamp of Approval.

  18. NEd

    She is about 50 times hotter than Megan Fox

  19. She’s super hot until you remember she’s banging Jeter. That kind of ruins her.

  20. Crabby Old Guy

    Wouldn’t you love to do her while she’s wearing a BoSox cap and make Jeter watch?

  21. Harley

    I don’t get her appeal. Her body appears very manly to me (other than that lucious ass), and her face has very masculine features. She has no tits unless she’s strapping them up in a push up bra. I find nothing sexy about that. She’s a cute girl, but nowhere near the sexiest woman alive. I guess Esquire is blind in regards to all the hot actresses and models out there right now. They’re just trying to get on Jeter’s dick.

    • alisa

      soooo are you saying she should get implants? then you can insult her for being fake..
      and just because she isn’t an hour glass doesn’t mean she’s not as much a woman as those who are. is kim kardashian supposed to top the list? with her 2 nose jobs? or who? cause i’ll bet they look that way because of a knife…. scarlett johanson? halle berry? yuuuup.. nose jobs.
      not saying they aren’t beautiful, but stop awarding fake beauty

      • Harley

        I’m just saying I don’t like tits that are pushed up to the high heavens to make them look like they’re at least a B cup. Use what you got, and flaunt that. Don’t try to hide it or use an illusion. I’m no fan of fake tits, so don’t try to lump me into the group of guys who like huge, grapefruits bolted onto a chick’s chest. That is not attractive, either. I’m simply stating my opinion that her body type is not remotely attractive to me, and I feel there are many more “qualified” women out there to top the list than Miss Kelly. I don’t understand how me saying that her tits are small and her body is masculine -looking is actually me awarding fake beauty. But if that’s what you think, then keep on keeping on, I guess.

  22. Parker

    While the ass on the girl is “wickid pissah” I have to question Esquire’s motive in making this list. If it’s really just a magazine for well-dressed gay men then why are they rating women at all? Is it just to score points with Jeter? Do they really think he’ll go to their office and give them blowjobs for saying his chick is the hottest of 2010? While it’s true the Yankees suck and Jeter probably sucks as much as the whole team put together, everyone know it’s the Mets that are gay and the Sox rule.

    Also I would bone Jeter’s girlfriend in her hot ass any day.

  23. Minka Kelly is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
    burton
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    why are her tits square???

    no sorry she isnt the sexiest woman alive, she look boring and photoshopped…my wife is way hottter and has a better as even after 2 kids…and my wife doesnt have small square tits.

    • Rumple Foreskin

      No, your wife has giant oblong water gourds for tits where she keeps her cigs and beer hidden.

  24. Body=10. Face=8.

  25. atotalcad

    never get on a plane with her.

  26. josh

    Who is this random chick ?

  27. anonymous

    seriously hot bod but her face is totally busted. wtf is up with her chin?

  28. chelsea

    i think she’s hot as hell. none of you guys would kick her out of bed, get real.

  29. Chris Jones

    The unsexiest woman alive is the commie idiot Nancy Pelosi.
    - Thanks for the crappy economy Nancy, you piece of sh*t.

  30. MrsEllis

    She’s the rich man’s Leighton Meester. They are like carbon copies except for Minka Kelly’s face is less fat, her body is nicer, and her TV show was better.

  31. Blech

    She looks like a less pretty version of the lovely Salma Hayek.

    As for the body, we’ll never really know what it looks like…

  32. Minka Kelly is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
    The Man
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s hot and deserving of my cock and a cream pie!

  33. Heat

    She’s sexy….but sorry to say she wouldn’t even crack my top 10

  34. cc

    I will take that ass over Kim K’s hippo ass anyday.

  35. Minka Kelly is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
    Name
    Commented on this photo:

    boring

  36. James

    Another skinny skank with no muscle tone whatsoever

  37. Minka Kelly is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
    dan
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    Wow! clearly deserved. I would fuck her

  38. Minka Kelly is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
    wawaweewa
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    cute ass but no shape of hips. meh

  39. Minka Kelly is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
    Jessica
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    And now SHE has herpes too woo hoo! The girl is an idiot…

  40. Minka Kelly is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
    Jessica
    Commented on this photo:

    And now SHE has herpes too! Woo hoo.. This girl is an idiot..

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  43. Minka Kelly is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
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    She is erotic infact she is a candy lady . Also shi have a good structure of a lady

  44. Minka Kelly is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
    Leon
    Commented on this photo:

    Agreed, that booty IS the sexiest woman alive!

  45. Minka Kelly is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
    Boo
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    Not bad, the girl next door.

  46. anonym

    picture #4 is not very flattering to her face. odd jaw structure.

    but i’d still devour her crotch and whatever discharge came out of her vagina.

  47. Willy Wonka

    I can’t tell if that statement’s true until I see her Vag…

  48. Minka Kelly is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
    glace neuf
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    i’d hit it

  49. Minka Kelly is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
    Mel
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    I think she’s cute, but sexiest girl alive, hmmm… Is it me, or does something look different about her leg in this pic?? Just saying!!!

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