Minka Kelly’s Butt is Killing Jobs

The Superficial / September 22, 2011

“Most people are robust. If a man puts his hand on a woman’s bottom, any woman worth her salt can deal with it. It’s communication. Can’t we be friendly?” – Jeremy Irons

Minka Kelly cost a crew member on the set of Charlie’s Angels his job after he literally thought it’d be okay to not only look at the talent but slap it on its ass. Because that’s the kind of thing that goes over awesome during TV/film production. Also, to everyone who wrote in saying this was me, I do my goose monstering from the front. Ladies? TMZ reports:

What did happen … according to sources directly connected to the production … is that the man did indeed slap Kelly, and sources at ABC tell us, she responded by telling him, “Please don’t ever disrespect me or any other woman like that again.”
… We’re told Minka did not want to get the guy fired and had nothing to do with the decision — she was friendly with the man and upset that he lost his job after moving his family to town for the job.
And, ABC sources say, this was not an isolated incident — the guy had done it before to other women.

I like how Minka Kelly is “worth her salt” – Mr. Irons. – and felt her reaction was all that was needed. Or at least that’s what we’re lead to believe so she comes out of this looking awesome, so I’m going to go ahead and side with the story that suggests everyone gets a freebie. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to oil up my batting glove. I’ve got a date with destiny. And ass patting. — An ass pat of destiny. There we go.

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