Here’s Miley Cyrus getting a ticket for talking on her phone while driving yesterday because Lindsay Lohan behind the wheel wasn’t a deadly enough threat to Hollywood. Seriously, whatever happened to good old-fashioned gang shootings? You walk down the street, maybe take a stray to the leg, everyone goes home and has a good laugh. Now it’s Escalades across the chest, or Maseratis hitting baby strollers. That’s not the America I remember!
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