Miley Cyrus: Your New Way To Die

September 14th, 2010 // 92 Comments

Here’s Miley Cyrus getting a ticket for talking on her phone while driving yesterday because Lindsay Lohan behind the wheel wasn’t a deadly enough threat to Hollywood. Seriously, whatever happened to good old-fashioned gang shootings? You walk down the street, maybe take a stray to the leg, everyone goes home and has a good laugh. Now it’s Escalades across the chest, or Maseratis hitting baby strollers. That’s not the America I remember!

Photos: Splash News


  1. Schnib

    First….omg first. I’d like to thank the academy, my parents, the dog….

  2. IreneWienne

    She is such a looser. Spoiled brat! I dislike the person she is becoming.

    • Marcus

      I like it when a loser describes someone else as a looser………..

      • Drew

        How about when a loser points out how much of a loser another loser is? This could really go on forever, so I’ll just conclude that anyone that read and comments on a pop culture blog is a loser in their own right.

        She is a spoiled brat, as evident in the fact that she is still talking on the fucking phone while the officer pulled her over.

    • LOSER. L O S E R !!!! Mother of Emaculate Conception where did some of you learn to spell???? Looks like the Loser is commenting on Losers …

      • chelsea

        Really? When ragging on people for their spelling, you may want to use spell check on your own post. It’s “immaculate,” fucktard.

      • BidDeal

        Only ragging going on is the one shoved up your crusty skank-hole. Now STFU.

  3. huh

    WTF doesn’t she have her free bumper on that phone? Surprised she even has reception.

  4. TAB

    Her Hannah Montana days are LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG gone…I’ve seen just a little more of this 16 year-old that I cared to have seen – shaved twats, being drunk..WTF!

    To think my 6 year-old niece just went to see her in concert!

  5. peanut

    what…gum disease?!

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    You think she would’ve at least hung-up or put the phone down once she saw the cop?! I guess she was too busy being Hannah Montana!?!

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    I love this…in pic# 6, is she actually shushing the cop? priceless!

  8. TAB

    You think she would’ve at least put the phone down or hung-up once she saw the cop?! But I guess she was too busy being Hannah Montana?!

  9. Johnny Lebanon

    Little Fatty needs to start acting human.

  10. Deacon Jones

    I wonder how many times during that stop the cop had to resist the temptation to pistol whip her and/or butt fuck her. (your choice)

  11. nisro

    If the cop had some balls , he would have MADE that bitch put her phone up. If she didn’t, then cuff her and scare the living shit out her while you write her ticket up. I would make a huge ordeal, so all the paps can get a picture of their spoiled little princess getting life explained to her.

    • L

      please kill yourself

      • ShadyLaneKnowsALL

        You suck . She should have hung up … wtf she makes millions of dollars is it impossible to buy a bluetooth . They should make an example of her .

      • An example of her by doing what? Rodney Kinging her ass? She was caught talking on the phone while driving ffs. You know how many people I see doing that while driving to work and home every day? She’s dumb for doing it, but she also is worth Millions so a little 150 or 200 dollar ticket won’t matter in the least to her.

  12. Marcus

    Police nightstick bent over the hood sound good.

  13. Miley Cyrus Gets A Ticket
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    Bieber throws water balloons at cop’s crotches and Miley Cyrus tells them to wait through a closed window while she finishes a phone call about crotches.

    Police need to get their respect game back up and beat a celebrity or two.

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    shes worth almost a billion and wears holesin her shirts???

  15. Marcus

    what no beer in the car

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    my 45 year old wife is more attractive than this.

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    1. She’s in a Mercedes that has bluetooth. Use it.
    2. Is that Liam the ex in the last pic? I think that might be the real story here. That, of this photo is not from yesterday.

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    I didn’t think she could get any stupider but that sure went to shit.

  20. dude!

    Yup, can see it now. Pretty soon this rich little girl will be a total nut job like all the other “role model” female actors and singers in this country, of course, minus a few, like Sandra Bullock and a few other upstanding citizens that can handle fame without losing their minds. Just sayin . . . .

    • McFeely Smackup

      yeah, sandra bullock sure kept a handle on things. Marrying a guy covered in tattoos who was previously married to a porn star, and has a record of cheating people out of hundreds of thousands of dollars shows she’s really got a good head on her shoulders.

      She’s either dumb as a box of rocks, or batshit crazy for the badboys. Either way, I don’t think she stands up well as a role model.

      • dude!

        You are entitled to your opinion. Must be great to be you; Guessing you are a rocket scientist and walk on water and stuff .. . . . .

      • Hole Filler

        …and then adopting a black baby and making it Jewish to appease the Media Masters. She is a tool and knows her place (most likely advised to do so)

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    Is she actually telling an Officer of the Law to shut up? If she did she should have been arrested because last time I checked it was a felony to disrespect a police officer.

    My bet she’s going to be the next Lindsay Lohan before 2011 hits the bell.

    • snarkyscreenname

      Where did you ever glean that its a felony to disrespect an officer. You can talk AAAAALLLLLL the shit you want as long as you don’t threaten the officer or physically confront the officer. Call ‘em names, tell ‘em to fuck off. They can’t do shit about you running your mouth, but you better be legal while you are doing it, because you can bet your ass if you start shit-talkin’, they are gonna start LOOKING for an actual reason to take you to jail.

      **first hand knowledge having spent several years dating a police officer***

      • snarkyscreenname

        That being said, who tells a cop to “Shhh, hold on” while they are busy on the phone. Seriously, this little egomaniac needs her ass busted.

  22. Ugh!

    I thought she was taking a pinch of dip in her lip at first. Yuck, that angle makes it look like a problem in there! LOL!

  23. ManiacFive

    what the fucks wrong with her lower front teeth? Or is it the angle, they look like baby teeth.

  24. josh

    fatty fatty fatty fat !

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    spoiled bitchlet

  26. McFeely My Anus

    I’ll let her fuck me with my own strap on

  27. Racer X

    Selfish iGeneration skank.

  28. I saw the funniest vid once of some bitch getting tazed for not hanging up the phone on a traffic stop..

    Oh did i mention id fuck this redneck, well a few months from now. Although…. whats the over-under on her getting herpes. Brit did leave an opening in the firecrotch pack

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    Exactly Dave! I use my bluetooth every day. What a d**che!!!

  30. Kinda tired of seeing her bloated ugly ass face..Take a look at her teeth..Looks like a effin rabbit to me…

  31. mike

    her face looks flatter than usual. someone must of used a better shovel.

  32. anonym

    use the fucking bluetooth, dumb shit.

    actually, don’t.
    the world won’t miss you if you die

    • Hello

      The world won’t miss her if she kills herself driving, but she’s just another one of these Hollywood pariahs who thinks they can do whatever the hell they want regardless of the consequences. If she kills someone else driving I’m sure there’ll be people who miss them.

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    I’m trying to think of something funny to caption this photo with, but I keep going to a dark place. Such as, “last photo taken of Miley Cyrus before she was decapitated by an I-beam that had broken loose from a truck load.” I’m just filled with hate, I guess.

  34. When ur caught texting/drinking n driving u shld have to do community svc on some accident calls. Maybe u get hit by a texter while ur layin out the cones…

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    LOL… I have the sam ML and it comes STANDARD with bluetooth…

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    Wait just a minute…can’t you see I am on the phone! lolz

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    is she picker her nose in #6?

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    This girl Miley is just too cute for words…..

  39. Miley Cyrus Gets A Ticket
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    Your probably filled with your boyfriends seed, more likely

  40. Miley Cyrus Gets A Ticket
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    she’s a real doll, though

  41. Miley Cyrus Gets A Ticket
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    You knob-eaters don’t know what she was saying or doing when this photo was taken, so go back to your useless lives and shut the fuck up

  42. Miley Cyrus Gets A Ticket
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    jealous much…

  43. Miley Cyrus Gets A Ticket
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    Where does it tell you what she was saying to the officer? Or did your tiny brain just fill that part in?

  44. bruce

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  46. Miley Cyrus Gets A Ticket
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    way past time the cops started treating these idiots like they should… give her a second ticket for being so ugly..
    love her outfit haha you can take the trailer trash girl outta the trailer park but you can’t take the trailer park outta the trailer trash girl

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    She looks parked. And I see not tickets being handed out. So bullshit!

  48. God

    Thousands of fucked up teeth all over the place.

    Like the headstones in a very old graveyard.

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    I call bullshit on that. LAPD will NOT give tickets for cellphone use. I’ve asked. Official answer: “There’s not enough money in it”.

  50. captain america

    the dentist can give a little help with her teeth?

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