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I’m going to start by setting aside the fact that there exists such a thing as a ‘Christmas Creampies’ concert that somehow doesn’t star Kim Kardashian and an entire NFL offensive line *snaps off latex gloves*. That said, here’s Miley Cyrus still committing to that atrocity of a haircut and wearing something like an Aeon Flux crossed with Anne Hathaway‘s Catwoman outfit if those two lived in a nightmare scenario where Billy Ray Cyrus got to inseminate them both then force the offspring to fight to the death over a Doritos locos taco. In Hell. Everything I just described really happened in Hell.
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Justine Bieber
Roll, Roll, Roll your boat.
Just think, not that long ago I was looking at pictures of her from some Vogue shoot thinking that I might have an issue coz I’d absolutely maul her underaged vajayjay… And now this lumpy, bald and generally unpleasant thing.
Its like the Olsen twins all over again. There’s a God, and he clearly doesn’t want me to be a pedophile. Thanks, Jesus, for keeping me on the straight and narrow path.
idk, but it seems to me that Jeebus is clearly sending the message that you better bang ‘em before they turn 18, or you’ll end up with the nasty looking crazy trainwrecks they turn into post-jailbait years?
well, only coz them rolls on her gut are looking as plentiful as my own now…
Some women look stunning with short hair. She is not one of them.
Ooh. She’s so edgy. I am…*yawn*…shocked and…*yawn*….
Sort of like an Annie Lennox who can’t sing and with a less attractive face.
Damn, I’d love to throw a fuck into her.
Me, too! Wait, by “fuck” you mean “poisoned dart with explosive tip”, right?
with a bag over the head though
Christmas creampies? Seriously?
When the hell did Billy Idol get tits?
Pumpkinhead should shave her head completely and ink the whole skull with an oversized Dixie flag.
too bad it is past Halloween, she could paint herself orange and put a big 01 on her back and go as the general Lee
“Christmas creampies” sounds like the porno movie I watched last night. It is the Christmas season and I have switched to holiday themed porn.
Thanks for reminding me. I love how for porn to be Christmas-themed, all that has to happen is the chick wears a Santa hat.
To truly get into the spirit, you have to wear a Santa hat and beard when fapping. So many great Christmas classics to choose from.
Jingle Balls
Grandma got buttfucked by a reindeer
Deck my balls with the mouth of Molly
and many more.
Christmas Creampie? Isn’t that already a porno?
Nice to see it comes with a muffintop, though.
Manly haircut, check. Manly voice, check. When is she starting the hormone therapy to continue changing into a man?
A good portion of a lot of the offensive lines in the NFL are white dudes, so Kim Kardashian wouldn’t be interested.
Defensive lines, on the other hand, are like 90% black, so that’s where she’d be.
Yes, I would definately Creampie her.
Nothing says “White Christmas” like pics of Justin Beiber blowing Usher
Dang…ain’t nobody gonna call me no dang ol” trailer trash now.
Sweet dreams are made of this…
Someone should point out to her that being a butterface means she has to wear clothing that makes her look better, not worse.
Miley, you may have the same haircut, you may be singing at a “Christmas Creampies” concert, but Sinead will still “difficult brown” all over you and your so called “edginess”.
In her defense, the chain collar doubling as a belt really brings the whole thing together.
It’s the ripcord for the three zippers trying to hold the size 0 pants on the size 8 waist.
Looking good
miss skinnyfat
she doesnt have the face to pull this look off
Is she trying to look like the woman beater?
I used to think she looked like the kid from “A Christmas Story.” Now she looks more like Nick Nolte dressed like David Carradine when he was found dead.
Creampie in Miley Cyrus? Sure, why not?
wtf… christmas creampies??? isn’t she “christian”? don’t some kids still like her? why on earth would this name be chosen? I guess she is desperate for attention??? Next concert will be “dirty sanchez”.
Annie Lennox is looking pretty good for 60
That’s an insult to Annie Lennox.
Even 60 year old Annie Lennox.
Zip up the crack for quick access?
newsflash-
sinead dont need no stinkin autotune.
Madonna?
I always knew Bieber had boobs.
She’s indicating that when the zipper comes down she can fit 2 fingers, no lube.
Sorry Miley. No amount of bondage gear will erase the fact that you were once Hannah Montana.
I miss the wig.
I wonder what safeword she gives her fiance, Liam Hemsworth.
Whoa! I haven’t seen Susan Powter in AGES? What choo been up to girl?
I don’t think she was able to stop the insanity.
“I swar, ya’ll, all my muny people tell me I gotz to be more ‘dult like, cause my fans done moved on to like that Casha and the Jamican girl that gay gangsta boy beats on. I gots to be all edgy now, or I’ll be left behind like a Jew in the End Times!”
she probably cut it all off cause it was so damaged from years of being treated, dyed, god knows what.
ah, poor thing. she thinks she’s sexy. so unaware of herself.
what’s next, will she shave off her eyebrows?
First she’s going to dye them bright red and *then* shave them off a couple weeks later. She’s got to maximize their usefulness to get attention. She’ll draw on chola brows a couple weeks after that.
Miley, Amber Rose called. She wants her look back.
So what’s next for Miley? Banging black dudes?
I’m black, and I volunteer.
Referring to Amber Rose and her preference for rappers…..Miley really looks terrible these days.
I always wondered what happened to Susan Powter. Stop the insanity, y’all!
Okay… I’ll say it… Dat ass!
Is she a lesbian now? I only ask because I’ve never seen a straight girl with that particular style of short haircut.
I used to work with a straight girl with that hairstyle. Unlike Miley, though, she was smoking hot. Like some other folks mentioned, only certain women can pull it off.
This just makes me feel embarrassed. If that’s what she was going for, bravo!
if it looks like a puppet and acts like a puppet…then…
I’m a dike, y’all.
Apparently she didn’t bother to look in a mirror when putting this shirt on.
Anyone thinking about having sex with her get in line her dad and cousins have first shot at her.
From Miley’s new album, “Hey Liam, Guess Who Is A Big Ole’ Lesbian!”
It’s official: Miley Cyrus is getting even more fuckable everyday.
And when I say fuckable, I don’t mean “hittable with a poisoned explosive tip dart”.
It’s official: most people define “fuckable” as “not being totally dependent on having both earplugs and a brown paper bag handy”.
Paper or plastic?