Miley Cyrus Wore Bondage Gear During The ‘Christmas Creampies’ Concert. These Are Facts.

December 10th, 2012 // 94 Comments
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I’m going to start by setting aside the fact that there exists such a thing as a ‘Christmas Creampies’ concert that somehow doesn’t star Kim Kardashian and an entire NFL offensive line *snaps off latex gloves*. That said, here’s Miley Cyrus still committing to that atrocity of a haircut and wearing something like an Aeon Flux crossed with Anne Hathaway‘s Catwoman outfit if those two lived in a nightmare scenario where Billy Ray Cyrus got to inseminate them both then force the offspring to fight to the death over a Doritos locos taco. In Hell. Everything I just described really happened in Hell.

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  1. Ralphy May Cahill

    Justine Bieber

  2. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
    Commented on this photo:

    Roll, Roll, Roll your boat.

    • adm.fookbar

      Just think, not that long ago I was looking at pictures of her from some Vogue shoot thinking that I might have an issue coz I’d absolutely maul her underaged vajayjay… And now this lumpy, bald and generally unpleasant thing.

      Its like the Olsen twins all over again. There’s a God, and he clearly doesn’t want me to be a pedophile. Thanks, Jesus, for keeping me on the straight and narrow path.

      • Schmidtler

        idk, but it seems to me that Jeebus is clearly sending the message that you better bang ‘em before they turn 18, or you’ll end up with the nasty looking crazy trainwrecks they turn into post-jailbait years?

      • adm.fookbar

        well, only coz them rolls on her gut are looking as plentiful as my own now…

  3. ABC123

    Some women look stunning with short hair. She is not one of them.

  4. Mouse

    Ooh. She’s so edgy. I am…*yawn*…shocked and…*yawn*….

  5. cc

    Sort of like an Annie Lennox who can’t sing and with a less attractive face.

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    Pierpont Morgan
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, I’d love to throw a fuck into her.

  7. notsosmart

    Christmas creampies? Seriously?

  8. Sensei John Kreese

    When the hell did Billy Idol get tits?

  9. Cock Dr

    Pumpkinhead should shave her head completely and ink the whole skull with an oversized Dixie flag.

    • jonandkateplushate

      too bad it is past Halloween, she could paint herself orange and put a big 01 on her back and go as the general Lee

  10. “Christmas creampies” sounds like the porno movie I watched last night. It is the Christmas season and I have switched to holiday themed porn.

    • Thanks for reminding me. I love how for porn to be Christmas-themed, all that has to happen is the chick wears a Santa hat.

      • To truly get into the spirit, you have to wear a Santa hat and beard when fapping. So many great Christmas classics to choose from.
        Jingle Balls
        Grandma got buttfucked by a reindeer
        Deck my balls with the mouth of Molly
        and many more.

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    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    Christmas Creampie? Isn’t that already a porno?

    Nice to see it comes with a muffintop, though.

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    Moo Cow Hunter
    Commented on this photo:

    Manly haircut, check. Manly voice, check. When is she starting the hormone therapy to continue changing into a man?

  13. MD2020

    A good portion of a lot of the offensive lines in the NFL are white dudes, so Kim Kardashian wouldn’t be interested.

    Defensive lines, on the other hand, are like 90% black, so that’s where she’d be.

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    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, I would definately Creampie her.

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    Where's Dildo
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing says “White Christmas” like pics of Justin Beiber blowing Usher

  16. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
    angerinside
    Commented on this photo:

    Dang…ain’t nobody gonna call me no dang ol” trailer trash now.

  17. mike

    Sweet dreams are made of this…

  18. AnnaD.

    Someone should point out to her that being a butterface means she has to wear clothing that makes her look better, not worse.

  19. Natty Ice

    Miley, you may have the same haircut, you may be singing at a “Christmas Creampies” concert, but Sinead will still “difficult brown” all over you and your so called “edginess”.

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    Jessica
    Commented on this photo:

    In her defense, the chain collar doubling as a belt really brings the whole thing together.

  21. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Looking good

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    mimi_1
    Commented on this photo:

    miss skinnyfat

  23. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
    mimi_1
    Commented on this photo:

    she doesnt have the face to pull this look off

  24. FUCKBEAST

    Is she trying to look like the woman beater?

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    I used to think she looked like the kid from “A Christmas Story.” Now she looks more like Nick Nolte dressed like David Carradine when he was found dead.

  26. El Jefe

    Creampie in Miley Cyrus? Sure, why not?

  27. suck it

    wtf… christmas creampies??? isn’t she “christian”? don’t some kids still like her? why on earth would this name be chosen? I guess she is desperate for attention??? Next concert will be “dirty sanchez”.

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    diego
    Commented on this photo:

    Annie Lennox is looking pretty good for 60

  29. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
    Sheppy
    Commented on this photo:

    Zip up the crack for quick access?

  30. zomgbie

    newsflash-
    sinead dont need no stinkin autotune.

  31. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    Madonna?

  32. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    I always knew Bieber had boobs.

  33. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
    SmellHerFingers
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s indicating that when the zipper comes down she can fit 2 fingers, no lube.

  34. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
    MFer
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry Miley. No amount of bondage gear will erase the fact that you were once Hannah Montana.

  35. Cher X

    Whoa! I haven’t seen Susan Powter in AGES? What choo been up to girl?

  36. “I swar, ya’ll, all my muny people tell me I gotz to be more ‘dult like, cause my fans done moved on to like that Casha and the Jamican girl that gay gangsta boy beats on. I gots to be all edgy now, or I’ll be left behind like a Jew in the End Times!”

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    leah
    Commented on this photo:

    she probably cut it all off cause it was so damaged from years of being treated, dyed, god knows what.

  38. sheila

    ah, poor thing. she thinks she’s sexy. so unaware of herself.

  39. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
    me
    Commented on this photo:

    what’s next, will she shave off her eyebrows?

    • KC

      First she’s going to dye them bright red and *then* shave them off a couple weeks later. She’s got to maximize their usefulness to get attention. She’ll draw on chola brows a couple weeks after that.

  40. Miley, Amber Rose called. She wants her look back.

    So what’s next for Miley? Banging black dudes?

  41. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    I always wondered what happened to Susan Powter. Stop the insanity, y’all!

  42. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
    Billy Ray
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay… I’ll say it… Dat ass!

  43. TheListener

    Is she a lesbian now? I only ask because I’ve never seen a straight girl with that particular style of short haircut.

    • I used to work with a straight girl with that hairstyle. Unlike Miley, though, she was smoking hot. Like some other folks mentioned, only certain women can pull it off.

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    MrG
    Commented on this photo:

    This just makes me feel embarrassed. If that’s what she was going for, bravo!

  45. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
    Sparky
    Commented on this photo:

    if it looks like a puppet and acts like a puppet…then…

  46. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m a dike, y’all.

  47. Jade

    Apparently she didn’t bother to look in a mirror when putting this shirt on.

  48. Anyone thinking about having sex with her get in line her dad and cousins have first shot at her.

  49. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Leather Bondage Outfit Borgores Christmas Creampies Concert
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    From Miley’s new album, “Hey Liam, Guess Who Is A Big Ole’ Lesbian!”

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    Bro-zilian
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s official: Miley Cyrus is getting even more fuckable everyday.
    And when I say fuckable, I don’t mean “hittable with a poisoned explosive tip dart”.

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