Miley Cyrus Got So High She Forgot To Wear Pants

April 8th, 2013 // 52 Comments

Here’s Miley Cyrus smoking up on her hotel balcony in Miami where you’ll notice she’s not wearing any pants. You’ll also eventually notice she has a bikini bottom on causing you to throw a raccoon at your monitor if your name’s Billy Ray Cyrus. “Gotdammit, Destiny Cinnamastasia-Lynn-Jo Hope, a man’s shirt is all the clothing womenfolk needs! Hollywood’s put the devil in you.”

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News

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  1. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
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    That’s a man, baby.

    • Dick Hell

      It’s Shake ‘n’ Bake, Daddy and I helped!
      Truthfully knowing she smokes weed has raised my opinion of her more than anything else she’s ever done. Granted, that bar could not have been set any lower.

  2. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
    Deacon Jones
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    “Yay…like…and so”

  3. Freebie

    Why don’t so-called celebrities get busted for smoking pot? I got caught with a roach and had to go to court, pay a huge fine, pay more for a rehabilitation program and attorney fees. And all the hotels I’ve been in have a strict non-smoking rule. Are so-called celebrities above the law?

  4. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
    JC
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    That miniature wheat bale on top of her head really pulls the whole look together.

  5. kik

    bieber has an ass!!

  6. Cock Dr

    It’s a calculated “fuck U” media exposure stunt.
    All celebs must know at this point that their balconies, backyards and poolside patios are under the same long range camera scrunity that NASA applies to incoming comets.

  7. ASSHOLE

    SHE IS SOOO FUCKIN UGLY !!!

  8. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
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    I see London, I see Iraq…

  9. Juano

    The real tragedy here is the continuing favorable boost given to smoking in general by these moronic celebrities. Lohan, Cyrus, etc.; they all smoke cigarettes, and one would think they would know better.

    They all seem happy to promote “save your favorite lesbian tuna fish”, but oddly unwilling to face up to the fact that by smoking, and doing so publicly, they continue to encourage their intellectually challenged fans to pick up the vile habit.

  10. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
    pavement_smear
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    Evolution at work – a newly evolved chipmunk pouch.

  11. schmidtler

    Pants are overrated anyway. If God intended us to cover our asses, we’d be born with trousers on.

  12. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
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    As a young child growing up on the farm, there were many dangers Miley had to face. Once, when the barn caught fire, Miley’s head was unfortunate enough to be engulfed in flames. Her father quickly put out the flames by pounding her face with a shovel.
    A manure shovel.

  13. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
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    I look forward to her future sex tape as well.

  14. Taylor Swift's Tampon String

    I have having a Jerry Sandusky moment viewing these photos.

  15. cc

    I was really hoping this photo sequence would conclude her providing fellatio. Mondays…sigh.

  16. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
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    You gotsta cough if you wanna get off.

  17. And another one falls to the Lohan creed: “If you can’t act, act out.”

  18. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
    Worrier Poet
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    Move: Incisors of Intimate Abrasion

  19. First weed, now crack.

  20. Her hair is tragic and her voice unbearable, but she has a hot little body.

  21. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
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    Miley stay off the medical weed. Its like 40% more potent that the 60s-70s shit. But I do like the no panites thing going on.

  22. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
    Rodrigo
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    Anoter Amanda Bynes.

  23. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
    some black guy
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    wow what a sweet little butt. I have to be honest she is pretty interesting and mysterious

  24. Pickles

    A dealer? For pot? Can’t you just go to the store and…oh…right. I live in the NW.

  25. kery

    Miley looks awful with that hair ewwwwwwwwwww

  26. 83-Rashaan Abraham

    All those years, I really liked her sexy ass long hair, but now since then, that shit haircut she has on is just embarrassing, totally embarrassing as hell.

  27. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
    Sangriatic
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    Miley Cyrus: The only case ever of pot making a person more interesting.

    • Let me guess, you’re one of those air heads that believes in Reefer Madness and thinks pot is a terrible thing? Ah. Pot was illegalized for stupid reasons and people that believed in the madness it caused, and even that it could kill you. Pot makes many people more interesting. My grandfather couldn’t play any instruments, but when he was high he played piano like a pro. It was amazing. So no, it’s not the only case. You’re just closed minded and would rather rip on people. Congrats.

      • back2sanity

        Vitobonespur, what you just said is complete bullshit. Nobody cares if she smokes pot or if your grandfather smoked pot, but for you to say it makes people better at what they do is a blatant lie. Show me the scientific evidence and I will show you mounds of it that contradicts every bit of it repeatedly. Don’ just spew bullshit for your own peace of mind.

      • vitobonezpur is an idiot

        Shut the fuck up guy..show evidence that it’s worse then cocaine. Show evidence of all the people who died from smoking pot. The fact of the matter is it’s going to be legalized whether you like it or not. You dumb fucks are the reason America’s gone to shit, cuz u have no brain. And if you are going to blast me for spelling mistakes or anything stupid like that then just hang yourself.

  28. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
    baszo
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    basznám mindentől függetlenül

  29. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
    Inky Black
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    In a moment of pot induced paranoia Miley hides her stash.

  30. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
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    “Hah-hah-ha. Liam has one too, but I don’t have to be this high to wanna play with his.”

  31. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
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    Amanda Bynes? Noooo!

  32. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
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    invisible jon hamm.

  33. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
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    Shes making an ass out of herself

  34. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
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    Keep it classy.

  35. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
    rogers
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    another young talent that drugs are going to ruin!

    • Thinking that someone will automatically fuck up their life because they smoke dope is pretty narrow minded. But think whatever you like. You’re the one who has to live with your brain and I, frankly, don’t give a fuck.

    • viper

      You idiot potisint a drug its an herb and if it had no purpose why did GOD it on Earth? he did create the World ya know unless you’re a cop or jus plain dumb you’ll think about it. And btw how many ppl have been killed smokin,selling,buying pot etc….As opposed to all other Man made or processed b.s. drugs like meth,coke,herion and prescription drugs?? NONE EXCATLY!!!! Why the hell you think The Feds are’nt stepping in to stop prohibition??? Duh!!! Check your facts next time get educated be4 you debate uncertianty…

  36. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
    guest
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    rather she is making an ass out of herself or not it is her life. I say fuck it why bother everyone makes mistakes. Their is so many people out their that would not want the media in their personal lives just think of it like that. If they were in your personal life they would find something you did stupid.

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    bignutsmcgee
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    Although it’s likely pot, that could just as easily be one of those indian cigarette deals. They look just like that.

  38. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
    bignutsmcgee
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    It’s a pretty thin joint is the only reason I’m skeptical. I don’t even smoke pot and no self-respecting weed smoker with money would be toting that thing around.

  39. WTF? Miley Cyrus is over the top. PIC #4 is crazy, check all out!!: http://bit.ly/12omMQc

  40. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
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    Mmmm Mmmm… Them buns them bums them nice ones.
    I’d like give them and the rest of her a very close and
    through inspection and test rides.

  41. Miley Cyrus Ass Flash Smoking Weed Balcony
    Kaley
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    what ass?

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