Miley Cyrus Wants NY Taxpayers To Fund Her Charity

At last year’s VMAs, Miley Cyrus brought along a fake homeless guy to bring attention to the problem of homeless youth, a cause she cares so deeply about, she started The Happy Hippie Foundation. You can find out about it on Instagram, Tumblr, Facebook, and nowhere else, because it doesn’t have a website yet. But that doesn’t mean it’s not a totes serious thing for which she’d like the taxpayers of the state of New York to allocate 4.7M of this year’s budget.

Speaking up so homeless youth in NY can have a place to sleep!!! #makingchange #HappyHippies @happyhippiefdn

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According to Celebrity Net Worth (a bastion of financial certitude), Miley’s worth well over 100M, a claim I feel comfortable believing since her Pa may be a country hog-shart of a human, but he did know how to squeeze a buck outta that there big ol’ devil mouse for the soul of his eldest little’un with the girl parts. My point being, it’s pretty goddamn ridiculous to ask already cash-strapped state governments to pay for something you could easily write a check for, then show your tits on Vevo again, and recoup every penny back. And this is coming from a guy so liberal he has to have NPR on for sex to happen. “Just one sec, baby, almost ready. *turns on radio, hears Ira Glass do a story on craft breweries sourcing ingredients solely from sustainable rooftop gardens* OHGODNEVERMINDIMDONEALREADY!”

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