And Now Miley Cyrus Twerking In A Unicorn Suit

March 21st, 2013 // 42 Comments
Miley Cyrus Unicorn Suit
WATCH: Miley Cyrus Twerking In A Unicorn Suit

In case anyone’s felt the need to say Miley Cyrus constantly “acting out” is what drove Liam Hemsworth to another continent, here she is bralessly twerking in a unicorn suit, so I think we can all put that theory to rest. “Acting out.” Ha! You kids and your words.

Photos: GSI Media

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  1. I told myself I wasn’t going to click on that video. Just the word “twerk” scares the bejesus out of me.

    But you just had to go and throw “bralessly” in there, Fish. Damn you. Damn your black heart.

    I watched 18 seconds of that…thing.

    *looks down at penis* You don’t get to make any more decisions for the rest of the day! You were bad! BAD.

    • Inner Retard

      Had to watch “Lonely Boy” by The Black Keys to mend my yet again scared psyche. (Why do I come here?) That’s how you do a one-man show Miley.

  2. reinhard heidrich

    so wrong on so many levels….kill it before it reproduces,please.

  3. Jilll

    What the hell was that?

  4. Mo

    She looks like an autistic kid trying to stretch her lower back.

  5. Max Shreck

    Happy World Down Syndrome Day.

  6. JC

    Let’s be honest: This is still better than “Party in the U.S.A.”

  7. That looks like me on the dance floor at my wedding…

    Except I had 15 gin n tonics in me and I was yelling out random lines from “Predator”.

  8. Liv

    this looks like a scene from texas chainsaw massacre.

  9. ben dover

    seriously is this woman fucking retarded?

  10. If you look at your little kid and see dollar signs instead of something that needs guidance and protection through it’s formative years, this is what you end up with.

    • JC

      “If you look at your little kid and see dollar signs AND a sexual partner…” Let’s try to be accurate here.

  11. Inner Retard

    The purpose of any performance is to challenge the mind. Luckily, I could stop my mind before it accepted the challenge and blew my brains out.

  12. I would still fuck the hell out of her…crazy chicks are fun, you just don’t marry em.

  13. Tiggles

    Get a job, Miley.

  14. Saw this last night, very disturbing. Soon shaved heads and umbrellas, soon.

  15. anonymous

    Can’t blame the retarded for doing what they do. You have to blame the enablers for encouraging them when they really shouldn’t.

  16. Tiggles

    If I had to flee to Australia to dodge that bullet, I’d do it too.

  17. bagmotherfucker

    i’ll twerk the shit out of her, i’ll just need to put a bag on her face

  18. Dafuq is “twerking”? Is that a real thing?

    If so, I hate young people more than ever before. Do all your fads and nonsense need to have stupid names?

  19. Colour, much better camera and much tighter/less clothes would’ve made this a lot better. I’d still wreck that ass.

  20. Name (visible)

    you are all affected! You have become caricatures of clever people. I feel sorry for your keyboards. I liked it!

  21. Also, it is a frog suit, anyone with two working eyes can see that. Not to mention I assume you follow her on Twitter and she clearly said it was a frog suit if you could not figure that out, or when she got on the ground like a frog. So many clues…

    How the fuck did anyone look at that and think unicorn?

  22. Mitch

    There’s three seconds of my life I’ll never get back.

    Thanks.

  23. dontkillthemessenger

    Two things about this video…

    - Despite embarrassing herself here, I would still fuck her.
    - I’m fairly certain she has more money than 99.9% of M.I.T. graduates.

    We have to do better America.

  24. The Celebrated Twerking Frog of Los Angeles County.

  25. If you can’t bring twerk team to pop punk bring American’s current pop punk darling to twerk.

  26. Oddly enough this is going in the plus column of things ive heard/seen about her.

  27. Are we absolutely sure that wasn’t a seizure?

  28. kery

    what is thattttttt!! is she crazy or something. miley please grow up you are 20 years old already don’t behave like a child. ;)

  29. Rachel

    …Are you sure she’s 20 years old…?

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