Miley Cyrus Is Twerking Again

There used to be a time when Miley Cyrus was just a sweet lil’ child sittin’ on her pappy’s knee askin’ when mama’s gonna be ready with the Corn Pop pie. But then that there godless Jezebel Hanner Montanner got her hooks in her and before long Miley was learning the sciences, smoking the marijuana, lesbiacatin’ and, worst of all, dancin’ like colored folk. A sin that has back slid her again at the House of Blues instead of the house of JESUS. Let us handle our snakes and pray. Dear Heavenly Father…

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