BEST OF 2014: Miley Cyrus Topless

Welcome to the most wonderful time of the year where we get to recycle old posts with high click-through rates because a amazingly profitable portion of you are nothing but lemmings with erections to us. I don’t even have to write anything, that’s how foolproof this is. Spurgle blargle wogga wogga. See? That was nonsense. Complete nonsense. And I’m going to put it on every single one of these. You won’t even care!

OCTOBER

Here’s Miley Cyrus completely topless on her hotel balcony in Miami, and if you’re thinking to yourself, “Wait a minute, didn’t I just see her nipples the other day?” yes, you did because this happens almost every single day. And yet each time is exactly like the first time because the male mind is a cardboard box with a quarter in it and that’s putting it generously. (Your quarter’s not coming out either? I’ll get a saw.)

Posted: 10.14.14

Original Post: Miley Cyrus Is Topless

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