Oh, Good, Miley Cyrus Escaped From That Prison In The Future
When we last left Miley Cyrus, she had used her Hannah Montana money to travel hundreds of years into the future to see if pot-bellied pigs used them springy tails to enslave hermanity. (Spoiler Alert: It was the possums. Dang ol’ possums.) After a mix-up with local future authorities, she escaped incarceration, but not before her time machine was damaged causing her to prematurely land in 2013 instead of 1992 so she could become her own mother. Which also explains why the president is a pterodactyl with a mustache now. HEIL WINGLER!