Oh, Good, Miley Cyrus Escaped From That Prison In The Future

February 15th, 2013 // 24 Comments

When we last left Miley Cyrus, she had used her Hannah Montana money to travel hundreds of years into the future to see if pot-bellied pigs used them springy tails to enslave hermanity. (Spoiler Alert: It was the possums. Dang ol’ possums.) After a mix-up with local future authorities, she escaped incarceration, but not before her time machine was damaged causing her to prematurely land in 2013 instead of 1992 so she could become her own mother. Which also explains why the president is a pterodactyl with a mustache now. HEIL WINGLER!

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    (British accent): Yet, this is an urban environment. In her natural habitat of the Serengeti, the stripes would render her virtually invisible to all but the keenest of paparazzi.

  2. elephantman

    Fix that dang tooth Miley!

  3. Gary Grant

    Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

  4. Cock Dr

    Someday in the future when her popularity has waned and the spotlight has faded I predict she’ll come out as a bisexual.
    If nothing else it will garner her a few magazine covers and a round on the talk show circuit.

  5. grobpilot

    Fish, you’ve lost your fucking mind. Also, that dress makes my Tourettes and epilepsy kick in…

  6. skippy86

    F.U.G.L.Y

  7. dfin

    beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice!

  8. My wiener has respectfully requested I stop showing it pictures of this….thing.

  9. I don’t care how shitty her haircut is. I’d get in that ass.

  10. Inner Retard

    Thanks Photo Boy. Sometimes the brain in my pants wants to fuck the shit out of her. Then I see a picture like this. It works better than thinking about baseball in a cold shower.

  11. Dr. Jones

    She is a black hole of neediness…

  12. herbiefrog

    prettylose?

    you cant pot ?

  13. kery

    she wants to create controversy with her look . well i don’t care .

  14. KV

    When is this girl come out of the closet ?

  15. Mama Pinkus

    I think Ms Cyrus is already out of the closet – she’s certainly her own gal now and wow does she look happy. I have never been a fan but I am admiring her now!

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    Sam
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    Beatlejuice! Beatlejuice! Beatlejuice!

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    Rubens
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    tight Dress, no VTL, certly “no panties”

  18. Miley Cyrus Tight Striped Dress MAC Make Up Offices NYC
    Rubens
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    tight dress, no VTL, “no panties”

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    Interred Ferguson
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    I smell an Apeshit Rebellion Path of Doom (ala Britney) for this one…..sure hope she doesn’t fall in to that trap. I don’t know if she’s trying to increase the dyke fan base or chase off some male admirers…probably both

  20. youjew

    I hope she does Playboy or Penthouse.

  21. Miley Cyrus Tight Striped Dress MAC Make Up Offices NYC
    Can
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    Beetlejuice cleans up nicely.

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