Don’t You Be Talkin’ ‘Bout Mickey Mouse Like Dat, Hannah Montana!

August 13th, 2013 // 37 Comments
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Without Disney none of us would even know the twerking ratchet chipmunk formerly known as Miley Cyrus, so naturally she believes she’s building her success all on her own and not because her father was a one-hit wonder who single-handedly killed the mullet (And by extension, Patrick Swayze. I know it was you, Cyrus!) then sold his daughter to Mickey Mouse once he ran out of Corn Pops money. Via Celebuzz:

The singer recently spoked about her days as a child actress, telling British publication Daily Star Sunday that she was never any good at pretending to be sweet and innocent.
“I don’t think I’ve ever had to exorcise Hannah because I think people knew I was different from her in real life,” she said. “Most people on Disney act as if they are really like their characters but I never felt the need to do that. I never pretended I was as good as what Disney writes.
“They try to make someone not grow up but you can’t do that to real, normal people,” she added of her former boss. “If I’m doing something I’m going to do it right but then once I’m away from it I’ll do it my way.”

In Miley Cyrus’ defense she hasn’t run over a baby, been deemed a warden of the state or acquired eyes so dreamy you just want to get lost in them for hours if not days. In fact, for the most part, she’s basically just been doing everything Vanessa Hudgens has done minus leaking spread eagle shots of daddy’s special log cabin. Then again, I don’t think the world’s ready for that level of vagina mulletry. (I heard it can rip a man’s throat out and summon Sam Elliott. No foolin’.)

Photos: Getty, WENN

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    JC
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    Whenever I hear the phrase “dirty pirate hooker,” I’ll now have a specific mental image to go with it.

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    Smapdi
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    Can I just point out that if someone cuts her tongue off, not only will we be spared her ‘singing’, but also her tiresome attempts at hillbilly lesbian sexuality? Her tongue-out shtick is the tedious equivalent of Beiber walking around with his pants down.

    • elephantman

      If someone cuts her tongue they should get an award!

    • malaka

      as terrible as most of these disney whores’ pop music is,
      i think that party in the USA is a catchy tune.
      also, have you guys ever hear that rebecca black friday song played as if it was being covered by motorhead?
      check out that sh– on youtube!
      also entertaining, alanis morisette’s cover of my humps.
      and tori amos covering smells like teen spirit.

    • Kel

      I was thinking that…if only Ed Gein was still around. He could make a nice draw string out of that tongue.

  3. Ben Dover

    Stupid fuckin hillbilly stickin out that tongue
    stop please

  4. guest

    Oh she has showed the goods, just instead of it being in shots meant for a boyfriend it is consistent “lip slips” when we least expect it she she refuses to wear anything that covers her. Public nuisance.

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    Billy Ray
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    I bet she gives a killer rim job

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    Why is she so fucking greasy?

  7. catapostrophe

    How about “… she hasn’t RUN over a baby …”?

  8. Yeah, sure. She’s only saying all this because “Secretly Always Tra-shay” sounds cooler than “No Longer Cute but Still Desperate for Attention” or “Pathetically Overcompensating.”

  9. Mark

    I think it has something to do with her being told to do it doggie style.

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    anonymous
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    This bitch actually finds way to act even more retarded than the month before….

  11. dunkydoo

    insufferable brat bitch. someone cut that freaking tongue off.

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    Freebie
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    Not attractive

  13. Miley Cyrus Leather Bondage Outfit Teen Choice Awards
    Cock Dr
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    That is one wasted pumpkinhead.

  14. Miley Cyrus Leather Bondage Outfit Teen Choice Awards
    Cock Dr
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    This is her best side.
    I hope she doesn’t put any tattoos on her legs. That would be tragic.

  15. Oh, look. It’s Miley Cyrus with her tongue out. Must be Tuesday. Or any other day of the week.

  16. geneva

    Grammar, dude. Or Miley will twerk you up.

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    Are you suggesting that you give great blowjobs Miley? I can’t take your word for that. I need first hand experience.

  18. kery

    She is ugly and with no talent blabla bla YOu have to thank disney for being famous otherwise you would be nobody ;p

  19. Whyask

    God, what an insufferable pig she is.

    Honest question: What the hell do you people see in her?

  20. Carl

    That’s right marginal talent then use sex images to sell your music, movies or books. Hollywood know if you have minimal talent stick your ass out, put your fake nipples on or open you mouth like you are giving rim jobs. Sorry but some of us men are not as dumb as their agents think we are.

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    Cmndr_Bytes
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    How does a crazy girl get a light saber? We need light saber control in this country.

  22. Miley Cyrus Leather Bondage Outfit Teen Choice Awards
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    Those legs are the only thing Miley has going for herself, that and blowjobs.

    • and the bajillion dollars of hannah montana money she’s got banked. How have we not come together for the common purpose of concocting a scheme to separate this dipshit from her giant pile of money? SF commentator powers, ACTIVATE!

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    great tits miley

  24. Miley Cyrus Leather Bondage Outfit Teen Choice Awards
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    love to have that toungh raped a round my dick

  25. Miley Cyrus Leather Bondage Outfit Teen Choice Awards
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    Someone please soak the meth grease up with a nappkin.

  26. Miley Cyrus Leather Bondage Outfit Teen Choice Awards
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    She needs to get that lump looked at.

  27. Miley Cyrus Leather Bondage Outfit Teen Choice Awards
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    I think the carpet munching has permanently displaced her upper lip.

  28. Miley Cyrus Leather Bondage Outfit Teen Choice Awards
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    This surfboard tastes reaaallly bad…

  29. Miley Cyrus Leather Bondage Outfit Teen Choice Awards
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    This surfboard tastes reaaallly bad…

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