Miley Cyrus Can’t Take Her Dang Ol’ Side-Titty To The Dang Ol’ Store Without Them Dang Ol’ Cameras Goin’ Click Click Click Click

April 11th, 2012 // 71 Comments

On Monday we got to see Miley Cyrus riding a bike in a short dress without underwear on after complaining earlier that the “douchebag paparazzi” can’t seem to leave her alone. So naturally here she is yesterday where, again, the paparazzi wouldn’t stop taking her picture when all poor, rich Miley Cyrus is doing is innocently shopping out in the open with half a barely legal breast flopping in the wind. She’s discretion personified!

Photos: GSI Media


  1. King Diamond

    This loser probably can’t name a Maiden song if it hit her in the face.

    All you trendy losers need to stop wearing Metal shirts for trend.


    • Hot Babe 69

      This title is winning again! Love the Miley posts! :)

      • Boomhauer

        Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol’ Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An’ lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It’s real easy, man.

  2. I bet between her and her brother – who the shirt probably belongs to – they couldn’t name three songs by Iron Maiden, let alone three albums.

  3. King Diamond

    She wasn’t even born when Maiden toured “Killers” or when Di’Anno sang.

  4. N'ikol Tesla

    What a stupid whore.

    And if I were Bruce Dickinson, I would probably set myself on fire.

  5. God is Black

    Who the fuck cares of the shirt? Side boobies! Nice but not huge like porn-stars, tits stand erect I bet ya when she’s aroused :)

  6. Jack Ketch

    Mily Cyrus complaining about paps ? Riiiight. And doing what she does. That’s like Pam Anderson when she complained about the press reporting her divorce from Rick Saloman and being highly offended because “my kids can read, you know,” while wearing a t-shirt that said “Fuck Off, I’m With the Band.” Right.

  7. Bonky

    Can we please just stay focused on the important issues here. It’s a side boob, A SIDE BOOB !. Can’t you people appreciate anything.

  8. The Kardashians times a rusty banjo, combined with a healthy dollop of hillbilly incest yields. . .

    • OK, seriously, whoever downthumbed this — why? Because if you find this insulting, you’re going to be weeping after a day on this site.

      If you’re some sort of MC supporter, my apologies. I’ll try not to make light of her blatant attempts to expose herself like an Amsterdam Red Light District Window Whore to the 20 professional photographers directly behind her again.

  9. I hate to say it, but that side boob looks better than I expected.

  10. tlmck

    Puts me in mind of the old Johnny Cash song “One Piece at a Time”.

  11. Dramatic Puddle

    And the reason we’re subjected to pictures of this ugly, redneck has-been is … ?

  12. Miley Cyrus Side-Boob No Bra
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    All that moving and not one nip slip or mor tit exposed, she must be using that supervisor tape…two faced.

  13. Miley Cyrus Side-Boob No Bra
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    Nice little ass there also.

  14. Miley Chipmunk needs to buy herself some dang ol’ underwears soon. Get on it, Billy Ray. No, that’s not what I meant!! Oh man…

  15. Is it legal to have sex with munchkins, because my penis wants to know.

  16. Buddy the Elf

    Big Maiden fan.
    I have to say with that shirt, and shots where the face isnt visible, I’m a little turned on.

  17. GrandDragon

    Lindsay Lohan is no longer the Queen of Side Boob

  18. Miley Cyrus Side-Boob No Bra
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    I wish Iron Maiden would play at the mtv music awards to show these little poptards the definition of musicianship.

  19. Vivian

    That side boob is really pretty. It bothers me that she is showing it for free when she could be making really good money with any “gentleman’s publication”…oh I forgot, what will her children say about her when they see her in Playboy? because they will never see the ones she let the paps take for free…

  20. pretty scary

    dang them knockers r gonna b knockin her knees by the time she b 25 if she keeps goin with no dang bra everywher.

  21. This guy

    I would eat Lucky Charms out of her bum.

  22. TheListener

    Why don’t celebs just move to areas in California where there’s no paparazzi hanging around and avoid the hotspots where they’ll likely be?
    Answer: They want the paparazzi around when it’s convenient for their careers, but they want the paparazzi to go away when they’re having a stressful day or want privacy in public and just don’t want to be photographed.
    They can’t have it both ways. They either need to keep away from the paparazzi or accept them and shut up about it.

    • The paparazzi go where the celebs are — NOT vice versa. If the paps were to disappear (yeah, right) the “stars” might need to start seeking them out more frequently for photo-ops, but since we all know the shutterbugs aren’t going anywhere…

      In other words, there is no place in California where there are no paparazzi. If there is a subject to shoot, they’re there.

      • TheListener

        First, paparazzi do BOTH. They both follow celebs AND station themselves places where celebs frequent. Miley’s been in the business long enough to know where to go to avoid paparazzi. And she certainly knows enough to put on underwear if she’s wearing a skirt in public.
        Second, paparazzi are NOT everywhere in California. They will cluster themselves in areas where they know there’s a better chance of a celebrity sighting. If they were everywhere, they would not need to travel to different locations because they would already be there.
        Third, if Miley wants to avoid paparazzi she needs to talk to those actors who have successful careers and avoid the paparazzi (e.g. Matt Damon and Jodie Foster).

  23. I believe this is a mis-post. Shouldn’t it be on the People of Walmart website?

  24. Minaj

    Alright already! Just release your sex tape.

  25. dooood

    she should take a page out of katy perry’s book, maybe join forces with her and just release a sideboob(s) of the month calendar.
    i mean what the hell else do they do?

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    The Gumbo Man
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    I don’t want to like this chick, but she gives me a massive boner every time. It’s ridiculous.

  27. Miley Cyrus Side-Boob No Bra
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    “Yep, despite all this here rage and stuff, I’m just one of them there rats in one of those there ding dang ol’ cages, man.”

  28. Little Jimmy

    Fat faced hillbilly y’all…

  29. Miley Cyrus Side-Boob No Bra
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    I can’t decide what is making her more redneck: wearing her dad’s muscle tee or wearing a muscle tee without a bra….

  30. Miley Cyrus Side-Boob No Bra
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    wtf miley in a maiden top oh dear god she really is slipping aint she lets up her crappy pop music slips to an she starts headbanging her little heart out

  31. Slut…… she has been ridden more times than a horse at the Kentucky derby. That being said… I’d do her.

  32. Hugh Evers

    I respect her tenacity. She woudn’t even allow a billion dollar Disney empire to get in her way of going full whore. Whether she’s showing snatch and side-boob, or tweeting about her latest dump, or licking the balls of a penis cake, she is 100% committed to making daddy proud.

  33. Reading is Sexy

    Can’t we all take pride in the fact that she’s a 100% American Whore and she’s doing her duty by showing off her body. What a true patriot! This is something _every_ American can be proud of: our young, braless women flashing themselves in revealing outfits.
    I love this country.

    • Maximilian

      You said it best..never mind the police state or the almost absent rights in your country…But these side boobs epitomes your great culture,even though they might be ugly..But the noble idea of this makes it a patriotic contribution alone..I salute you America..greetings from Europe..

    • Joeseph

      Read what the Bible says about your comment you fucking MORON. You will indeed burn in HELL for not “living” GODS word. Just you wait!

  34. Miley Cyrus Side-Boob No Bra
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    Love that freakin shirt, Go Irons!

  35. AC

    My number one concern is for that poor Iron Maiden shirt she ruthlessly tore apart :( (I know I know she bought it like that BUT STILL)

  36. Miley Cyrus Side-Boob No Bra
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    I can’t wait for the sex tape to come out.

  37. Pat C

    I’m liking her more everyday. My only complaint is I wish she’d let her hair down (the hair on her head, perverts).

  38. El Jefe

    Love her side boobs, they look delicious.

  39. Miley Cyrus Side-Boob No Bra
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    I bet that stupid bitch has never even heard that album.

  40. Miley Cyrus Side-Boob No Bra
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    This girl knows what she is doing. She knows people will talk when her boobs are hanging out or her Brazilian little vajayjay is out there for the world to see.

  41. Miley Cyrus Side-Boob No Bra
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    Staged side titty, brought to you by Disney

  42. Miley Cyrus Side-Boob No Bra
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    Just flash some fuckin’ nip already. I’m really getting bored, ya’all.

  43. Taylor Swifts Tampon String

    I would feed her a steady diet of Taco Bell and let her release the end result right into my gullet. She is so hot…makes me want to pull on my wang.

  44. Jon

    This is skanky but very very hot.

  45. Miley Cyrus Side-Boob No Bra
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    Just waiting for the sex tape between her and daddy Cyrus

  46. Miley Cyrus Side-Boob No Bra
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    What the fuck did this guy above me just say? lol

  47. Miley Cyrus Side-Boob No Bra
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    It’s sad to see her go the way of Britney Spears…

  48. I hated her when she was trying to play the innocent Hannah Montanna bullshit, but now that she’s free to be the trashy, side showing, no underwear in a short skirt wearing Miley we always knew she was, I’m liking her a whole lot more.

  49. Pat C.

    And I have no problem if teenage girls identify with her as a role model and start dressing like that also.

  50. Miley Cyrus Side-Boob No Bra
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    Fuck, you can’t see nothing

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