So yesterday in all the hoopla about Breaking Bad, I missed that the Internet was losing its shit over Miley Cyrus being pregnant with Juicy J‘s baby. Which she isn’t because the whole thing originated with an Onion-ish site called Cream Bmp Daily and was naturally reported as fact because we live in amazing journalistic times. So for future reference, and that we all know the drill, until Billy Ray Cyrus tweets he’s going to be a dad/grandpappy, you sit on that shit until Miley Cyrus at least twerks on a pregnancy test that’s resting on your nose. It’s how Walter Cronkite would’ve done it.
Everyone Thought Miley Cyrus Was Pregnant
October 1st, 2013 // 30 Comments