Everyone Thought Miley Cyrus Was Pregnant

October 1st, 2013 // 30 Comments
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So yesterday in all the hoopla about Breaking Bad, I missed that the Internet was losing its shit over Miley Cyrus being pregnant with Juicy J‘s baby. Which she isn’t because the whole thing originated with an Onion-ish site called Cream Bmp Daily and was naturally reported as fact because we live in amazing journalistic times. So for future reference, and that we all know the drill, until Billy Ray Cyrus tweets he’s going to be a dad/grandpappy, you sit on that shit until Miley Cyrus at least twerks on a pregnancy test that’s resting on your nose. It’s how Walter Cronkite would’ve done it.

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  1. EricLR

    In their defense, it’s not the press’ fault that Miley thinks you can get pregnant from a toilet seat and that reading chicken bones is a legitimate pregnancy test.

  2. ruckus

    I read that and thought they found the room with all the pods.

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    That guy in the background looks like he’s never seen Elly May Klampett before.

  4. Coco T-Rex

    I wonder if Miley turned to Thomas Beattie to give him some advice on getting preggers.

  5. malaka

    i have to admit, i thought she was kind of a cute chipmunk when she cut her hair super short and became all hyper sexual, but its a little bit much now.
    i think that we seriously need to think about de-funding all those
    people™ & maxim magazines that declare these prima donas like miley and beyonce as the most beautiful women on the planet. there are billions of people and these are the best that you can find?

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    ITOLDYOU
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    I think she has extremely hot thighs!!!!

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    That look SO GOOD!!!!

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    Totally AWESOME!!!!

  9. Fuck The Onion and any site similar to it.

  10. The name “Juicy J” hearkens back to a time during the OJ Simpson trial, where I read a placard reading “Give The Juice The Juice”.

  11. Juano

    Please, can she just go away? Can’t sing, can’t dance, can’t speak without using curse words (’cause thas’ what the grown-ups do, I guess is her thought), and frankly looks like Justin Bieber in drag.

  12. cc

    ‘Miley’s Baby has the father as January Jones”

    Let’s get the trending on fucking Twitter.

  13. Juicy J's nine

    The only way anyone could get close enough to this pumpkin head and still stay hard would be if they first put a paper bag over her head.

  14. I also heard she used a fake pregnancy to get Liam to stick around as long as he did.

  15. Miley, just for future reference, you can’t get pregnant from fingers…especially when they’re attached to your own hand.

  16. Bob

    Miley is an over rated idiot. I am sure her father now truly has an achy breaky heart over her stupid half naked performances. He is just embarrassing herself. She is following in the “has-been” footsteps of her father.

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    Big Earl
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    No matter how hard she tries, and how naked she gets, Miley is not even slightly hot. The average chick at the mall is better looking.

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    richie
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    What a cutie!

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    Pam
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    If you ever want to give the jacket to someone I LOVE it!!!!!! THANKS

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    Bea
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    I hope this young women doesn’t ever have children. To have to live their mother’s antics down would be next to impossible. She wants to be noticed and she has been, but this sort of thing gets old fast, and before she knows it her so-called career with crash. She’s made a joke out of herself! She rich enough and has had career enough that talent should have been enough. Obviously she didn’t trust her own talent to carry her through.

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