Miley Cyrus Didn’t Submit Her Weird Bondage Video To A Porn Festival

Yesterday, several outlets, including ours, reported that Miley Cyrus had submitted her short film “Tongue Tied” to the New York Porn Festival because the words “Miley Cyrus” and “porn” were able to be written in the same sentence. It was an Internet Christmas! Except apparently the festival organizer lied about the whole thing and got his ass shut down by Miley’s people yesterday. Page Six reports:

The festival’s organizer lied when he said Cyrus had personally submitted the film — a 3-minute erotic, bondage-heavy short titled “Tongue Tied — and then misled the production company Cadence Films into granting permission to use it, her representatives said Tuesday night. The producers and the singer’s representatives asked organizer Simon Leahy to remove the film from the festival and its online listings, which Leahy did Tuesday night.
“Miley was proud to make a film with acclaimed filmmaker Quentin Jones. She did not instigate this festival submission and is not participating in any way,” a spokesperson for the “We Can’t Stop” singer said.

While all of that makes sense, it still doesn’t explain how or why the film existed in the first place which Miley’s people must’ve also realized because between the time I started this post and this sentence, it’s been pulled off YouTube. So just for the record, there is a video of Miley Cyrus’ almost naked body covered in paint (#RealArtistsUsePoop) and doing a bunch of weird shit with her tongue while tied up, but it wasn’t made to be shown at a porn festival where people at least have the decency to show the dongs going in, so you’re welcome for clearing that up. It was a rollercoaster of emotions. You alright? You gonna make it? Good talk.