Miley Cyrus probably thought she was going to be awesome showing off her new haircut at the VMAs last night except Pink showed up with the same exact one because apparently looking like Brigitte Nielsen (h/t Jill) is in this year, and now that’s all anyone’s talking about. So to help Miley out, here she is telling People she’s suddenly recording a new album now and probably isn’t getting married:
“I’ve got so much planning to do with the tours and getting the record out,” she shared, explaining why she may postpone her nuptials. “I mean I’m really excited to obviously get married, but, I kind of already feel married, and I know we’re forever. I don’t really need the paper right now, so I’m just really trying to work.”
You know what’s always a good sign? When a 19-year-old says she already feels like she’s married. You can practically feel the passion and heat these two must have.
LIAM: Hey, grabbing lunch with my buddy Tim, back in a hour.
MILEY: Have fun without me. *spends three days frowning and watching reality television*
WHITE HOT.
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You know that patch of white you see on the top of chicken crap.? Well, that’s chicken crap too.
Is Ellen or Rosie looking for a new dildo buddy ? Just jumped the hetero shark!
I have the urge to punch both of them in the face.
Miley’s ears are too Dumbo to pull off this look.
yes and Pink is kind of mannish looking so she can pull it of a little better. Dykes kind of like this look as well.
Hawkward.
That’s a manly lookin’ jawline on Ms. Pink… is the Miley pregnancy pool still takin’ bets?
Yikes! Dykes!
yep, that was my excuse when I had no desire to marry the man I was with for 5 years. “We dont need a piece of paper to show everyone we’re together, look how far we’ve come without it!”
Oh my god! Manoman she just got uglier! Get the tooth fixed MILEY!
Pink rocks and Miles is just an idiot!
Is this a before/after shot of the effects of HGH on Carrot Top?
Something else in common these days – they both look like dudes.
It’s like a Before and After picture for an overdose of testosterone and spray tan.
hehehehe
“Mah, my manly pills done fell in the still! Where Miley at?”
Is that dirt in her ear??
No–she tattooed the word “LOVE” in her ear because she’s insanely stupid.
Maybe Miley’s really stupid.
Maybe?
Is the Heat Miser look back in style?
good god, I hope this does not catch on as a fashion trend. those haircuts are beyond ridic
You know how some women are so striking that they can pull off almost any haircut? Yeah, neither of these two are in that category.
remember way back when Sinead O’Connor was popular, somewhat relevant, and explained she shaved her head because she wanted people to focus on her talent without being distracted by her beauty? I’m hoping this ends in the same place for dipshit Miley Cyrus.
“Mama says, ‘Trailer trash is as trailer trash does’”.
“and I know we’re forever. I don’t really need the paper right now, so I’m just really trying to work.”
Translation: I haven’t heard from him in days and I think he’s banging some other chick.
This post ruined porn for me for the whole damn day.
“Ehhhhhhhhhhhhghghghgh!”
I have to say Miley wins this by a narrow edge. Both women’s hair and faces make you want to look elsewhere, and where Miley has boobs on offer, Pink offers square-bodied snakeskin type mess
What the hell is that?
She’s auditioning for Monsters Inc. 2. Except no one told her it’s an animated film and her voice is scary enough to get the part.
Those bitches don’t have nuthin on you, Billy Idol. Nuthin.
Miley’s working really hard to be dumped by Liam.
Don’t think she needs to work that hard.
Zoom in on her forehead and you can see where Liam has been resting his beer can during lurve makin’.
I’m not a cookie cutter poptard radio singer. Because my hair..see? Total badass.
Hillbilly meets Mad Max?!
If Cyrus and Pink are being forced into a Thunderdome match, I might actually watch this year.
Pink is still fuglier. The only way to make Pink better looking is to cut off her head.
“Riddle me this, Battman: Two butterfaces show up at a party with the same hair. Your job is to figure out how to tell the two apar….”
“Talent. It’s talent”
Not sexy.
I’d love to hear these 2 morons at the hair salon…
“Hey, I need to get peoples attention, to cover the fact that I’m completely talentless. If you could, please give me the stupidest, most dumbass haircut ever!”
The guy on the right looks like his perv switch is about to flip. “It’s so manly, yet feminine. Am I gay?”
They need to add a Honey Boo Boo shot for the evolutionary fail Trifecta.
Nice mullet.
2 WOMEN, BOTH LOOK LIKE SHIT
1 HAS TALENT, 1 IS JUST A PILE OF HILLBILLY
SHIT
Bahahahahahahaha! Dumbass!
Who cares if Miley has the same hair style as Tito Ortiz. I don’t see what Pink has to do with it.
Okay, all hairstylists and barbers, pay attention. Drinking on the job is never a good idea. See? Thank you.
Of course, if someone asks you to do this to them, check to see if they’re sober. That is all.
They should hook up so they can both finally go fuck themselves :)
Pay attention ladies… never cut your hair short. With long hair this butterface had a lot of people fooled.. with short hair… yikes.
ever notice you never see Pink and Steve-O together?
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huh?
Now it’s even easier to see the inbreeding
Bull dyke day ?
Billy Cyrus has the intelligence equivalent of Forrest Gump?
That haircut looks like the Special ED beauty Salon got busy
That’s her husband Carey Hart.
X marks the spot?
She needs some Pro-Active stat.
It’s a cry for attention. It works.
All I can think of is party in the front and lesbian in the back when I see these hair styles.
Modern American motherhood comes in all shapes and sizes.