Miley Cyrus & Pink Have The Same Haircut

September 7th, 2012 // 78 Comments
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Miley Cyrus probably thought she was going to be awesome showing off her new haircut at the VMAs last night except Pink showed up with the same exact one because apparently looking like Brigitte Nielsen (h/t Jill) is in this year, and now that’s all anyone’s talking about. So to help Miley out, here she is telling People she’s suddenly recording a new album now and probably isn’t getting married:

“I’ve got so much planning to do with the tours and getting the record out,” she shared, explaining why she may postpone her nuptials. “I mean I’m really excited to obviously get married, but, I kind of already feel married, and I know we’re forever. I don’t really need the paper right now, so I’m just really trying to work.”

You know what’s always a good sign? When a 19-year-old says she already feels like she’s married. You can practically feel the passion and heat these two must have.

LIAM: Hey, grabbing lunch with my buddy Tim, back in a hour.
MILEY: Have fun without me. *spends three days frowning and watching reality television*

WHITE HOT.

Photos: Getty

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  1. anonymous

    You know that patch of white you see on the top of chicken crap.? Well, that’s chicken crap too.

  2. Odious_one

    Is Ellen or Rosie looking for a new dildo buddy ? Just jumped the hetero shark!

  3. Hugh Gentry

    I have the urge to punch both of them in the face.

  4. titfortat

    Miley’s ears are too Dumbo to pull off this look.

    • karlito

      yes and Pink is kind of mannish looking so she can pull it of a little better. Dykes kind of like this look as well.

  5. wezz

    Hawkward.

  6. Kodos

    That’s a manly lookin’ jawline on Ms. Pink… is the Miley pregnancy pool still takin’ bets?

  7. Merlancholy Mark

    Yikes! Dykes!

  8. disbetch

    yep, that was my excuse when I had no desire to marry the man I was with for 5 years. “We dont need a piece of paper to show everyone we’re together, look how far we’ve come without it!”

  9. elephantman

    Oh my god! Manoman she just got uglier! Get the tooth fixed MILEY!

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    dalila
    Commented on this photo:

    Pink rocks and Miles is just an idiot!

  11. Deacon Jones

    Is this a before/after shot of the effects of HGH on Carrot Top?

  12. Buddy The Elf

    Something else in common these days – they both look like dudes.

  13. It’s like a Before and After picture for an overdose of testosterone and spray tan.

  14. Miley Cyrus Pink Same Haircut VMAs
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that dirt in her ear??

  15. catapostrophe

    Maybe Miley’s really stupid.

  16. Kriss K.

    Is the Heat Miser look back in style?

  17. jimmy james

    good god, I hope this does not catch on as a fashion trend. those haircuts are beyond ridic

  18. JC

    You know how some women are so striking that they can pull off almost any haircut? Yeah, neither of these two are in that category.

    • Schmidtler

      remember way back when Sinead O’Connor was popular, somewhat relevant, and explained she shaved her head because she wanted people to focus on her talent without being distracted by her beauty? I’m hoping this ends in the same place for dipshit Miley Cyrus.

  19. “Mama says, ‘Trailer trash is as trailer trash does’”.

  20. EricLr

    “and I know we’re forever. I don’t really need the paper right now, so I’m just really trying to work.”

    Translation: I haven’t heard from him in days and I think he’s banging some other chick.

  21. Ruckus

    This post ruined porn for me for the whole damn day.

  22. Miley Cyrus Pink Same Haircut VMAs
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ehhhhhhhhhhhhghghghgh!”

  23. Miley Cyrus Pink Same Haircut VMAs
    rantatonne
    Commented on this photo:

    I have to say Miley wins this by a narrow edge. Both women’s hair and faces make you want to look elsewhere, and where Miley has boobs on offer, Pink offers square-bodied snakeskin type mess

  24. Miley Cyrus Pink Same Haircut VMAs
    dirtdog
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell is that?

    • Inner Retard

      She’s auditioning for Monsters Inc. 2. Except no one told her it’s an animated film and her voice is scary enough to get the part.

  25. USDA Prime McBeef

    Those bitches don’t have nuthin on you, Billy Idol. Nuthin.

  26. Inner Retard

    Miley’s working really hard to be dumped by Liam.

  27. Miley Cyrus Pink Same Haircut VMAs
    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    Zoom in on her forehead and you can see where Liam has been resting his beer can during lurve makin’.

  28. Miley Cyrus Pink Same Haircut VMAs
    rockthrowinghipster
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not a cookie cutter poptard radio singer. Because my hair..see? Total badass.

  29. Miley Cyrus Pink Same Haircut VMAs
    Commented on this photo:

    Hillbilly meets Mad Max?!

  30. YEs

    Pink is still fuglier. The only way to make Pink better looking is to cut off her head.

  31. Miley Cyrus Pink Same Haircut VMAs
    Commented on this photo:

    “Riddle me this, Battman: Two butterfaces show up at a party with the same hair. Your job is to figure out how to tell the two apar….”

    “Talent. It’s talent”

  32. Miley Cyrus Pink Same Haircut VMAs
    Commented on this photo:

    Not sexy.

  33. What an idiot

    I’d love to hear these 2 morons at the hair salon…

    “Hey, I need to get peoples attention, to cover the fact that I’m completely talentless. If you could, please give me the stupidest, most dumbass haircut ever!”

  34. Miley Cyrus Pink Same Haircut VMAs
    Herman Gumper
    Commented on this photo:

    The guy on the right looks like his perv switch is about to flip. “It’s so manly, yet feminine. Am I gay?”

  35. Sardonic

    They need to add a Honey Boo Boo shot for the evolutionary fail Trifecta.

  36. Miley Cyrus Pink Same Haircut VMAs
    Sheppy
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice mullet.

  37. Ben Dover

    2 WOMEN, BOTH LOOK LIKE SHIT
    1 HAS TALENT, 1 IS JUST A PILE OF HILLBILLY
    SHIT

  38. kimmykimkim

    Bahahahahahahaha! Dumbass!

  39. Rhettro

    Who cares if Miley has the same hair style as Tito Ortiz. I don’t see what Pink has to do with it.

  40. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    Okay, all hairstylists and barbers, pay attention. Drinking on the job is never a good idea. See? Thank you.

    Of course, if someone asks you to do this to them, check to see if they’re sober. That is all.

  41. General Zod

    They should hook up so they can both finally go fuck themselves :)

  42. Miley Cyrus Pink Same Haircut VMAs
    General Zod
    Commented on this photo:

    Pay attention ladies… never cut your hair short. With long hair this butterface had a lot of people fooled.. with short hair… yikes.

  43. Miley Cyrus Pink Same Haircut VMAs
    Commented on this photo:

    ever notice you never see Pink and Steve-O together?
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/07/vjdoeipt-340_226.gif[/img]

  44. Eustace Haney

    Now it’s even easier to see the inbreeding

  45. Miley Cyrus Pink Same Haircut VMAs
    vgrly
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s her husband Carey Hart.

  46. Miley Cyrus Pink Same Haircut VMAs
    vgrly
    Commented on this photo:

    X marks the spot?

  47. Miley Cyrus Pink Same Haircut VMAs
    vgrly
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs some Pro-Active stat.

  48. Miley Cyrus Pink Same Haircut VMAs
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a cry for attention. It works.

  49. Miley Cyrus Pink Same Haircut VMAs
    vgrly
    Commented on this photo:

    All I can think of is party in the front and lesbian in the back when I see these hair styles.

  50. Miley Cyrus Pink Same Haircut VMAs
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Modern American motherhood comes in all shapes and sizes.

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