Miley Cyrus Got Drunk And Ate A Penis Cake

“Drankin’ sure does make me hungry for dem wiener cakes.”

Because the world needed to see them and be enriched by their presence, TMZ was awesome enough to fire over these photos of Miley Cyrus celebrating Liam Hemsworth’s birthday on Saturday where she apparently got chipmunk-faced drunk (Still 19 by the way.) before someone whipped out her old pal the cameraphone which naturally ended with a giant penis cake getting a Mullettown Mouth Massage. It was practically her destiny.

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