“Drankin’ sure does make me hungry for dem wiener cakes.”
Because the world needed to see them and be enriched by their presence, TMZ was awesome enough to fire over these photos of Miley Cyrus celebrating Liam Hemsworth‘s birthday on Saturday where she apparently got chipmunk-faced drunk (Still 19 by the way.) before someone whipped out her old pal the cameraphone which naturally ended with a giant penis cake getting a Mullettown Mouth Massage. It was practically her destiny.
Photos: Courtesy of TMZ.com
I don’t mean to brag…but that looks like a pretty small cake to me.
Miley to personal assistant: “I want the cake anatomically correct and be sure to include his current herpes sore.”
Is that a herpes lesion on the head??
Sam Kinison is alive? Yeah!
If she only had a beret. Good call.
Damn that penis has some bad herpes especially at the head?
How do you know what herpes look like??? gross
I thought that a black dick cake was only for a Kardashian.
To funny!!
You must be a dude…..because every type of woman likes the black dick cake….
My comment now makes much less sense after the photo change. :(
When did she turn to the Dark Side?
In her defense, she didn’t know it was a penis. Her cousin always just called it the “kin-maker”.
Okay, but who wasn’t drinking at 19? Isn’t Liam an aussie? If the party was there it would have been okay to drink.
Damn, this girl was under disneys thumb (and he fathers) for the longest time. I’d want to get shit faced if I were her too
Nope. The party’s in the USA.
Bobbin’ a knob like yeah…
Yes people drank at 19. None of us, however, were able to walk into a bar and openly order drinks while they knew we were under age.
Shouldn’t the big question be why did her boyfriend want a penis cake?
But did anyone in the bar know she’s not of drinking age? As famous as she is, I’m sure a bunch of 30-something bartenders and bouncers don’t know how old she is.
I agree about the cake though. Why would you give a penis cake to a guy?
You’re right, Mandy. Nobody remembers that she was just 16 when she danced on a stripper pole at the Teen Choice Awards less than three years ago. Or how a few months later she gave her movie producer a lapdance. Or that time two years ago when Perez Hilton posted shots of her naked cooch—when she was still underage, which may have technically made it child porn. Nobody remembers that shit. And certainly nobody at a trendy L.A. hotspot.
She looks 25. No one bothered to ask her. But the real reason, you don’t card someone who just dropped thousands of dollars on a party in your club.
I never drank at nineteen….
It’s getting to the point that I feel bad for her, since she gets so much negative publicity for this stuff. She’s 19. I did worse things than this when I was 14.
Did you get it all on camera?
That’s because you’re not a nice girl, AKA slut.
Yeah, probably. Boo the skanks!
When did Chris Brown have time to sit for this mock up with all the woman beating?
I love how the tip of the dick has a giant herpes lesion on it…..I wonder if that was built that way, the rest of it is untouched.
This picture is brought to you by the Union of American Hebrew Congregations. Always hire a certified mohel to perform your circumcision!
“Daddy says if I lick it right here, the cake will get bigger.”
Disney prostitot===========II===porn star
god I hate slutty hillbillys
But you like prudish hillbillies?
Miley tweeted with this pic with the line, “Keeping up with the Kardashians, y’all!”
I think TomFrank just won the internets.
Almost, she would have to be at the receiving end to really qualify.
fap fap fap fap…. ahhh teen jerkoff material.
It’s a run in her stocking.
“Yeah, I’ve seen the cake. It’s big but it ain’t to scale.”
Demi lovato, Britney, Miley, these Disney kids always grow up to be so lovely and well adjusted.
You forgot Lohan and Aguilera … two other vapid slut-bags.
Ray J is laying under that table with the gloryhole.
i want to teabag her hot little face so bad. then fuck her mom
“What would top lickin’ a big choc’late cock…hmmm…a lesbian reachar—Cheryl! It’s like you read mah mind!”
you know how we call this in the netherlands?
…………LATE PUBERTY, folks!!
U guys missed Forrest!! I’ll do it– STFU Forrest
It’s just because she is foamus people care. Teenagers go through this stuff and if kids are going to copy her because she is her/an ex-disney star then their parents are didn’t raise them completely right because they should have taught their kids to not copy other people because they are foamus.
“Happy birthday, Liam. I’m so glad we got together. And broke up and got together and broke up and got together again.”
What’s that liquid running down her legs!! That can’t be sweat!!
You mean the tear in her stockings? How many women do you actually know?
Looks like Liam’s cake needs to learn to wipe front-to-back, not back-to-front. Good thing Billy Ray learned his daughter how to be a good girl and help out.
What’s the big deal?? She’s 19! Living young and wild and free!! It’s not a real dick!! It’s a cake!! I prob would have done the same thing!! She’s just having fun!! I actually love this pic!! Stop hating ya’ll!!
Really though, what 19 year-old isn’t a drunk idiot? I know I sure was.
If I was her father, I’d be a bit disturbed at how authentic her face looks in this picture.
something tells me her father would recognize the expression, and from this angle too.
ik rite
Bobby Jones… you’re doing it weird.
The hillbilly handshake.
Let me guess… he’s not slipping Miley the tongue. He’s just trying to lick the cock cake frosting off of her lips. Why oh why does Liam have a cock cake for his birthday? Makes one wonder.
Not just any cock cake, a big black cock cake! Not awkward at all
Sinead contributed the difficult brown frosting BTW.
Let’s give her some credit. At least she didn’t whip her tits out and try to give it a really feeble titty fuck.
That’s because she has no tits; nips maybe but no tits.
“Hey, for MY birthday, could you get me one of those big black penises? I don’t mean a cake.”
If it works for Kim K, it’ll work for white mouth.
That dang ol’ hussy gunna git it when I git home frum this dang coal mine! That ain’t vury Chrishin like!
Kim Kardashian is extremely jealous.
Just noticed Tom Frank’s comment. He had won before I even started the race.
“I’m noddin’ my head like ‘Yeah!’
Movin’ my hips like ‘Yeah!’
Lickin’ black cock like ‘Yeah!’
Got my hands up, they’re playin’ my song
And now I’m gonna be OK
Yeah! It’s a party in the USA!”
Wait, if this was a DUDE’S birthday party, why was there a penis cake there? Did she bring it herself?
Good question. Maybe he wasn’t there and she was celebrating his birthday while away from him. Otherwise, it doesn’t make sense. A straight dude would not want a penis cake at his party.
“Your Honor, I’d like to introduce this picture as Exhibit A.” —California Dept. of Alcoholic Beverage Control v. Club Icon (2012)
After seeing the chocolate penis cake, Miley found herself wanting to suck every long black implement she could.
When your boyfriend gets a giant penis cake for his birthday…well, how many warning signs do you really need?
Actually, SHE got it for him
Ironically, this is actually a step UP in classy behavior for Miley.
oops, I left my reply on the wrong comment!
uh im thinking if mileys boyfriend gets a penis cake on his birthday, chances are hes really not all that into miley.
“Happy Birthday! Here’s a cake shaped like a giant, black cock!”
Hilarity ensued when a drunken Liam tried in vain to shove it up his ass.
Looks like Jeter’s Penis made a surprise visit to Miley’s party.
With each passing week she becomes more White Trash.
You can take the girl out of the trailer, but this little chick proves you can’t take the trailer out of the girl.