This, uh. This explains a lot.
Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus are calling it quits after 17 years of marriage. There’s no talk of a third party, so to make this more scandalous, I’m going to say it’s Miley. People reports:
“As you can imagine, this is a very difficult time for our family,” they say in a statement. “We are trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers.”
Want to know the creepiest part about all this? Britney Spears‘ parents also divorced – after 17 years of marriage. It’s like that episode of Fringe where Massive Dynamic tried to raise test tube children under the exact same conditions. Except instead of acquiring mind control, these two become undue burdens of the state after suffering a psychological break from squeezing out redneck children because they ain’t done know any better. Goddamn you, Walt Disney. Goddamn you to hell.
Photos: Fame
FIRSY
I believe it is FIRST and you FAILED at spelling it.
Epic fail.
Why did she cut out a hole in her shirt? To show off her tattoo or flash as much underage side-boob as possible?
Let’s put Cyrus and Momsen in a cage and watch them battle it out.
Not sure, but it turns me on. She getting ready for her unveiling at the legal age of 18.
Nice side boob…..
we were just saying that. bout time someone else noticed…
Miley Cyrus is 17 years old and she seriously dresses like a hooker. I remember she had this interview with Barbara Walters that they made a huge deal of, and she told Barbara that she wouldn’t turn out like Britney spears or any of the other stars because she stays “grounded” and respects herself. Thats complete bull. She doesnt respect herself going out without a bra in public, dancing on stage in basically a bikini, grinding on poles, having a music video where she’s rolling around on the bed, wearing the shortest shorts with ripped stockings. Her style is classless, easy, no talent.
nasty
serious side tit!!!
my thoughts exactly!
I would grind my c*ck down to a nub inside that. She’s fukking hot!!!
Too bad daddy probably beat me to it….
nice side titties!
That’s a shame, but sometimes the family jewels should be kept in the family
I just sort of assumed the mom went up to Billy Ray and said “Maybe we shouldn’t raise our daughters like whores…” and Billy Ray opened the door and said “I reckon you oughter git, woman.” And then he had sex with Miley and made Noah watch (it was family night).
sick but funny
LOL!!! Outstanding!
Love it.
LOL! And probably true.
Now THAT’S Comedy!!! hahahahahahaha.
I just now noticed, but is that a bindi on her forehead??
Yes, you can see it clearly on some of the other photos…also notice the henna tattoo on her right wrist. Must have attended some event or something…
or shes a fucking poser
Could be a jizz drop that she missed during clean up. Just sayin’.
I vote jizz drop. Probably left straight from home where billy Ray gave her a good ol’ southern Breakfast!!!! Sausage and a Protein shake!!!
I also agree with the poser angle. She’s still trying too hard.
did you seriously just use the word poser?
does this exists when your not in highschool dressing like a punk?
shes just trying too hard, experimenting and trying to rebel and show that shes not a disney star. which most disney stars do, they go fucking nutty slutty and coked out to get adult fans while scaring away children fans.
Her right leg looks like it’s just a stump in this picture. You guys would probably still f*ck her.
2 stumps and no arms, probably still !
What the hell is around her boob, a white string? I’m a chick and even I can’t figure out what she is wearing.
I wonder how long after her 18th birthday Miley will show the goods. I sure wish she’s hurry. Those tits look pretty good from here. And I’ll bet she has a pretty pussy!
*Like*
(Fish, go with Echo commenting system. It’s much cooler, and user friendly, then your current.)
photoshopped?
Fish, Dude. You missed out. Would have been funny as hell if your headline said “Miley Cyrus Loses A Leg”.
You could have started the story, “Singer/Dancer/Actress Miley Cyrus will perform at an angle from now on due to losing her right leg, from the knee down, during a butt-kicking contest…”
underboob tattoo and one on her leg
Kid, you got a… uh, thing on, on your… is that bird shit?
This is why you should never go birdwatching without a hat on. Or a bra.
She will get a tit job in the next year.
Congratulations Miley, you are now officially the youngest old nasty whore that ever lived.
OUT!
wow…welcome to her receiving that award in 2007
Did you know Billy Ray killed his first wife? True story. He approached his dad the day after the wedding.
Billy Ray: “Pa, I had to kill me that new wife.”
Pa Cyrus: “Whyever for, Son?”
Billy Ray: “On accounta she was a virgin… if she ain’t good enough fer her family, she ain’t good enough fer our-in.”
You are full of awesomeness. Thanks for the laugh.
LOL! Git R Done, Fester. :D
I want custody.
Hoochie mama.
She cut a hole in her shirt so her underage tit and her underage trashy tattoo would be showing. This girl is the living definition of a SLUTFACE HO-BAG.
this almost woman is gutter trash, money cant buy class can it…nope…i bet her dad has been molesting her for years. woudlnt surprise me.
Why in the first picture does it look like she is wearing a black skirt, and then the rest she has shorts?
Check out the tights, boots and necklaces too. That picture’s from a different pap session.
OMG!!! Miley is missing the lower half of her right leg!!!!! I hope she parked in one of the disabled partking spots.
Miley Cyrus goes crazy and shaves her head in 3..2…1
Man shoulders and old lady posture…
hahahahaha I was about to post the same thing but you beat me to it!!!
Beautiful and very sexy.
17yr old side tit is quality.
gotta live her ripping a big hole in her shirt so she can show sideboob. it takes a special kind of whore to think of that.
another lindsay lohan show.
Don’t give a shit about the story but 10 geek point’s for working a Fringe reference in….well done. You have made this fellow geek happy.
Miley will be pregnant in six months. Mark my words.
That’s ‘cos in spite of her big tits, mummy has a great big sloppy cunt from squeezing out all them buck-toothed kids.
Billy probably tried the ass for a while, but that don’t stay tight for long, neither.
He had forgotten what a nice, tight cunt felt like until he raped Miley, and wifey just seems loosey in comparison.
You are seriously sick. Get some help.
nah he’s par for the course here J
Is that a tick on her forehead?
yay startin m’day with gittin me some miley side boob n miley ass shot. 26 days til miley pussyshots
In a sea of creepers, you are now officially the biggest dirt ball amongst us. Congrats
what a dumb twat
Billy Ray is probably planning to marry a younger woman & start breeding a new crop of showbiz skanks.
Like the world needs more Cyrus spawn.
Wait…If they divorce, they’re still cousins, right??
She usually has the scent of ‘trailer’ about her but this takes the cake. Side cut out shirt, revealing skank tat an prematurely sagging boob (they invented bras for a reason Miley), cum fuck me boots, lots of cheap-looking jewellry (including an arm band….edgy!), and a hair coloring job that would lead most people to ask for their money back.
I am pretty sure she must have made at least some money when she was Hannah Montana…where did it go?
The money went right into daddy’s bank account.
side boob
She actually had parents?!
It looks like she was really trying for a nip slip in that shirt and it looks like a bird pooped on her forehead.
Looking at these pics of her makes me hear the theme song to Deliverance in my head.
Huge props for the Fringe reference. Side boob is the icing on the cake.
(Full boob would have reversed the roles.)