Miley Cyrus’ Parents File For Divorce

October 27th, 2010 // 105 Comments

This, uh. This explains a lot.

Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus are calling it quits after 17 years of marriage. There’s no talk of a third party, so to make this more scandalous, I’m going to say it’s Miley. People reports:

“As you can imagine, this is a very difficult time for our family,” they say in a statement. “We are trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers.”

Want to know the creepiest part about all this? Britney Spears‘ parents also divorced – after 17 years of marriage. It’s like that episode of Fringe where Massive Dynamic tried to raise test tube children under the exact same conditions. Except instead of acquiring mind control, these two become undue burdens of the state after suffering a psychological break from squeezing out redneck children because they ain’t done know any better. Goddamn you, Walt Disney. Goddamn you to hell.

Photos: Fame

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  1. fgdkg

    FIRSY

  2. piper

    Why did she cut out a hole in her shirt? To show off her tattoo or flash as much underage side-boob as possible?

    Let’s put Cyrus and Momsen in a cage and watch them battle it out.

  3. MS

    Nice side boob…..

  4. Miley Cyrus
    Commented on this photo:

    Miley Cyrus is 17 years old and she seriously dresses like a hooker. I remember she had this interview with Barbara Walters that they made a huge deal of, and she told Barbara that she wouldn’t turn out like Britney spears or any of the other stars because she stays “grounded” and respects herself. Thats complete bull. She doesnt respect herself going out without a bra in public, dancing on stage in basically a bikini, grinding on poles, having a music video where she’s rolling around on the bed, wearing the shortest shorts with ripped stockings. Her style is classless, easy, no talent.

  5. Miley Cyrus
    Commented on this photo:

    nasty

  6. Miley Cyrus
    poopsmith
    Commented on this photo:

    serious side tit!!!

  7. MPS

    I would grind my c*ck down to a nub inside that. She’s fukking hot!!!

  8. MPS

    Too bad daddy probably beat me to it….

  9. poopsmith

    nice side titties!

  10. Minerva Smelibut

    That’s a shame, but sometimes the family jewels should be kept in the family

  11. Brooke

    I just sort of assumed the mom went up to Billy Ray and said “Maybe we shouldn’t raise our daughters like whores…” and Billy Ray opened the door and said “I reckon you oughter git, woman.” And then he had sex with Miley and made Noah watch (it was family night).

  12. I just now noticed, but is that a bindi on her forehead??

    • Robert

      Yes, you can see it clearly on some of the other photos…also notice the henna tattoo on her right wrist. Must have attended some event or something…

    • Could be a jizz drop that she missed during clean up. Just sayin’.

    • I vote jizz drop. Probably left straight from home where billy Ray gave her a good ol’ southern Breakfast!!!! Sausage and a Protein shake!!!

      I also agree with the poser angle. She’s still trying too hard.

      • jenn

        did you seriously just use the word poser?
        does this exists when your not in highschool dressing like a punk?
        shes just trying too hard, experimenting and trying to rebel and show that shes not a disney star. which most disney stars do, they go fucking nutty slutty and coked out to get adult fans while scaring away children fans.

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    John
    Commented on this photo:

    Her right leg looks like it’s just a stump in this picture. You guys would probably still f*ck her.

  14. Oh Dear

    What the hell is around her boob, a white string? I’m a chick and even I can’t figure out what she is wearing.

  15. Miley Cyrus
    Vito
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder how long after her 18th birthday Miley will show the goods. I sure wish she’s hurry. Those tits look pretty good from here. And I’ll bet she has a pretty pussy!

  16. Miley Cyrus
    Ash Bones
    Commented on this photo:

    photoshopped?

  17. Miley Cyrus
    Vito
    Commented on this photo:

    Fish, Dude. You missed out. Would have been funny as hell if your headline said “Miley Cyrus Loses A Leg”.

    You could have started the story, “Singer/Dancer/Actress Miley Cyrus will perform at an angle from now on due to losing her right leg, from the knee down, during a butt-kicking contest…”

  18. Miley Cyrus
    LOL
    Commented on this photo:

    underboob tattoo and one on her leg

  19. Miley Cyrus
    Commented on this photo:

    Kid, you got a… uh, thing on, on your… is that bird shit?

  20. Miley Cyrus
    Commented on this photo:

    This is why you should never go birdwatching without a hat on. Or a bra.

  21. direchef

    She will get a tit job in the next year.

  22. Congratulations Miley, you are now officially the youngest old nasty whore that ever lived.

    OUT!

  23. fester

    Did you know Billy Ray killed his first wife? True story. He approached his dad the day after the wedding.
    Billy Ray: “Pa, I had to kill me that new wife.”
    Pa Cyrus: “Whyever for, Son?”
    Billy Ray: “On accounta she was a virgin… if she ain’t good enough fer her family, she ain’t good enough fer our-in.”

  24. Roman Polanski (R)

    I want custody.

  25. That Guy

    Hoochie mama.

  26. Hello

    She cut a hole in her shirt so her underage tit and her underage trashy tattoo would be showing. This girl is the living definition of a SLUTFACE HO-BAG.

  27. Miley Cyrus
    burton
    Commented on this photo:

    this almost woman is gutter trash, money cant buy class can it…nope…i bet her dad has been molesting her for years. woudlnt surprise me.

  28. Miley Cyrus
    Soclose
    Commented on this photo:

    Why in the first picture does it look like she is wearing a black skirt, and then the rest she has shorts?

  29. RD

    OMG!!! Miley is missing the lower half of her right leg!!!!! I hope she parked in one of the disabled partking spots.

  30. L

    Miley Cyrus goes crazy and shaves her head in 3..2…1

  31. BooBooKittyFuck

    Man shoulders and old lady posture…

  32. Miley Cyrus
    centeroutlets
    Commented on this photo:

    Beautiful and very sexy.

  33. Miley Cyrus
    HerpDERP
    Commented on this photo:

    17yr old side tit is quality.

  34. anonymous

    gotta live her ripping a big hole in her shirt so she can show sideboob. it takes a special kind of whore to think of that.

  35. Holla

    another lindsay lohan show.

  36. mupps

    Don’t give a shit about the story but 10 geek point’s for working a Fringe reference in….well done. You have made this fellow geek happy.

  37. Miley Cyrus
    Terk
    Commented on this photo:

    Miley will be pregnant in six months. Mark my words.

  38. God

    That’s ‘cos in spite of her big tits, mummy has a great big sloppy cunt from squeezing out all them buck-toothed kids.

    Billy probably tried the ass for a while, but that don’t stay tight for long, neither.

    He had forgotten what a nice, tight cunt felt like until he raped Miley, and wifey just seems loosey in comparison.

  39. Lucifer

    nah he’s par for the course here J

  40. oooaaahhh

    Is that a tick on her forehead?

  41. yay startin m’day with gittin me some miley side boob n miley ass shot. 26 days til miley pussyshots

  42. Miley Cyrus
    ktulu
    Commented on this photo:

    what a dumb twat

  43. Cock Dr

    Billy Ray is probably planning to marry a younger woman & start breeding a new crop of showbiz skanks.
    Like the world needs more Cyrus spawn.

  44. Miley Cyrus
    RoboZombie
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait…If they divorce, they’re still cousins, right??

  45. cc

    She usually has the scent of ‘trailer’ about her but this takes the cake. Side cut out shirt, revealing skank tat an prematurely sagging boob (they invented bras for a reason Miley), cum fuck me boots, lots of cheap-looking jewellry (including an arm band….edgy!), and a hair coloring job that would lead most people to ask for their money back.

    I am pretty sure she must have made at least some money when she was Hannah Montana…where did it go?

  46. Miley Cyrus
    flavorfest
    Commented on this photo:

    side boob

  47. Facebook me

    She actually had parents?!

  48. Miley Cyrus
    Peyton
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like she was really trying for a nip slip in that shirt and it looks like a bird pooped on her forehead.

  49. Lady Blah Blah

    Looking at these pics of her makes me hear the theme song to Deliverance in my head.

  50. BTown

    Huge props for the Fringe reference. Side boob is the icing on the cake.

    (Full boob would have reversed the roles.)

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